Wow - 18.5". And his ad headline reads "LQQKING FOR SOMETHING TO SUCK."
Regarding French Louisiana, I had never heard that term being used so I Googled it. Turns out it is a term that has been used for several years and refers to a twenty-two parish region of Southern Louisiana.
Thanks, 18.5 inch guy who lives in Lafayette, Louisiana which is only 1,392 miles due east on I-10 but whose profile says he is 6200 miles away, for teaching us something new.