rvwnsd

"If you love someone you are supposed to set them free, not smother them" said Tom stingingly.

(with apologies to my buddy @Truereview )

NICE!!!!!!!

"Thank you," said rvwnsd gratuitously.

"What are those hippies marching about this time?" Tom protested.

"I don't think there's a hyphen in nitpick" said Tom in his own dashing way.

“Hand me the colander,” Tom said passively.

 

Kevin Slater

Alternatively, "Hand me the colander," said Tom his voice straining.

Damned curtains again!

 

http://www.waybig.com/blog/2016/09/14/seancody-nixon-returns-and-fucks-blake-bareback/

They wouldn't be so bad if the pattern was black instead of that blue/black. Black coordinates with everything. That color simply does not go with Nixon's skin tone and don't even get me started on how terrible it looks next to Blake's hair. What the fuck were they thinking?

Didn't realize you had to pay for Lurid Digs. I remember when it was free.

That started relatively recently. You can still look for free, though. Not sure what features require a membership.

"The reason cats are so pissy is they're God's perfect killing machines but they only weigh 8 lbs and we keep picking them up and kissing them

(source)

 

I've only lived with one or two cats who weighed 8 pounds or less at any point in their lives. One of them was the most alpha of alpha cats, but she weighed 10 pounds when this photo was taken. (Not my current cat.)

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/lawless523/18138757/50502/50502_600.jpg

So let me tell you about 8 lb cats. My parents had two cats, one was about 10 pounds and very nice and the other was over 20 lbs, 2 feet long, dumb as a rock, and mean. The mean was was de-clawed and used to pick on the nice one. I also had two cats, one of which was 8 lbs and the other 9 lbs. They were both sweet little puffballs. The day before leaving on my cross-country move the two cats and I stayed at my parents' house. My cats managed to get out of the bedroom and encountered their smaller cat (who was the nice cat) and the big mean cat. Big mean cat started to bite my litle girl. Little girl cat puffs her tail up, hisses, extends her claws, and swipes at his face. Little girl's brother puffs his tail up, hisses at big mean cat, extends his claws and swipes at his face. Big mean cat ran away and hid under the bed. Little girl cat walks over to smaller nice cat and starts grooming him. Big mean cat stayed under the bed for a couple of days except to eat.

"That reminds of a time back in St Olaf's," Tom said rosily.

"It's raining! It's raining!" said Tom precipitously.

I hear a great song coming....wait...wait...wait....

http://www.etonline.com/tv/2014/08/24099839/640_phoebe_smelly_cat_friends.jpg

oozey dick, oozey dick, what are they feeding you

...

Or, perhaps, "who have you been feeding?"

Shouldn't that be Spotted Dick like the pudding?

Hmm...I'm thinking "Oozey Dick"

"I prefer Best's Kosher over Hebrew National" said Tom frankly.

Why yes, my dear @FreshFluff ...you should check out our Chinese Wisdom section!

http://www.jokeoverflow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/funny-pictures-cat-has-bowl1.jpg

I like the concept, but a cat would spell the words correctly.