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His pivot tables are even more impressive.

1. Is it common to book an escort for just an hour? Yes 2. Do the escorts usually require you to send them you physical stats and/or photos before agreeing to meet up? A few have, but in my experience the vast majority do not. 3. If you tell them you want just an hour do they keep track of the time or would they just charge you based on when the session is considered over? I think it is up to both the escort and he client to monitor the time. Most escorts I've hired did not get picky about a couple of extra minutes. 4. Is the goal to have both parties finish or just the customer? It depends on the escort and, frankly, the client to a lesser degree. If the escort cumming is important, say so. I've had guys state "I can't guarantee I will cum" and then it was up to me to decide whether to hire. 5. What happens if they cannot "perform"? To me, the answer depends upon what I am looking for. If a guy just cannot get hard, then we have an issue and I need to either continue, stop and pay less than the stated fee, or stop and pay his fee. If I wanted to get fucked and he isn't up to it but can do other things I want, then we do the other things I want to do. Not everyone will answer in the way I just did. In fact, the short answer to these questions is "what do you want and will you be satisfied if you can't get everything on your wish list. Here's a real-life example: My reply to a guy's ad stated, among other things, I wanted him to cum. He agreed to everything I asked for and we scheduled time for Saturday early evening. Saturday morning he texted me and said he was sorry, but he would not be able to cum if we met on Saturday. We could either meet Saturday and no cum or another day. I opted to meet on Saturday and had a great time. he apologized profusely for not remembering that I had mentioned cumming in my initial reply.

Love for a guy to show off in underwear. Agree. I don't consider this to be a fetish.

True, true. He also has a pattern that he follows and a verbal schtick that became tiresome for me very quickly. Fortunately, he remembered I said I didn't like that and he'd shut up. Then he would forget, slip into the schtick, remember, etc. All that being said, I left happy.

When you are lying face-down, ehad in cradle, those piercing blue eyes will, indeed, be in your subconscious.

You can lead a horse to water...

Yes, actually, people do walk and bike. They take the bus, too. I was surprised, myself.

So... he gets a strawberry shortcake, a can of aerosol whipped cream, U-Bet chocolate sauce... No, my thing is a guy's natural scent. The riper the better. A huge turn-on is when a guy is nicely dressed but underneath he hasn't showered for the day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjRnJ9hNDw:223

You could always go to Folsom next year, wear a jockstrap, get into a yoga position and gauge the reaction of passers-by. If you are feeling like you want to be fancy, you can first get a couple of friends and avail yourself of this deal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B-dg6hEEmA:52

Hey, thanks for the recco. He and I planned to get together when he was visiting Phoenix, but then COVID struck and we know what happened next.

You have to blast it on the car radio while you wait for him to meet you.

I do not recognize him offhand, but (and I am NOT making this up) later today is my monthly "let's find all the bodybuilders" on RM, so let's see if I can find his name..

Not to mention STAY IN YOUR DAMNED CAR, FOR HELL'S SAKE!!!!! Wonder what he would do if someone walked, biked, or took an Uber to see him?

Same happened to me in San Diego. When I first moved there a freeway had just been built and Mapquest (this was 2000) would send folks to the street east of me. (Why they didn't look at the signs is beyond me) I started telling them to look for The Rite-Aid and the VONS and start counting the streets.

I've met him and the appointment actually occurred. The development he lives in is filled with a series of nearly identical units. A visitor would be hard-pressed to locate a specific unit. If memory serves, there are no unit numbers on the buildings (I could be wrong - met him four years ago). So, he has you park in a parking area just outside of the development, call or text, and stay in the car until he arrives. Having met him in April, staying in the car was fine as it wasn't 110 degrees out. In Summer, one would need to keep the AC on else they would suffocate. Yes. We had a lot of fun. It isn't like he makes you wait for 20 minutes before coming out. He walks out his door and walks over to where your car is. It is similar to someone texting me from the lobby of my building and me coming down to get them. When someone visits me for the first time I give them instructions for how to get to the building's elevator lobby because it is not located at the building's physical address, which is the management office. Because parking is tough and the visitor parking requires a temporary parking pass, I have to provide instructions for parking, too.

I hired Rusty Stevens in 2008/2009 and he was in his 20's back then, so 34-ish is not outside the realm of possibility. Him being the guy with grey hair and whatnot IS outside the realm of possibility unless he had cosmetic surgery to make himself look 25 years older than he really is.

I hired Rusty Stevens in 2008/2009 and he was in his 20's back then, so 34-ish is not outside the realm of possibility. Him being the guy with grey hair and whatnot IS outside the realm of possibility unless he had cosmetic surgery to make himself look 25 years older than he really is.

True, referring to an escort as being a "specimen" is crude. However, I'm not making up that term. "Specimen," "morsel," "boy," "piece of meat," and much, much worse are all terms that have been frequently used in the Forum to describe escorts. Members who have called out those who use such terms are often told to be less "politically correct." "Walking ATM" and "john" are but two of the terms used in the Forum to describe clients - and not by escorts. I wish I was being facetious and sarcastic here, but I'm not. People say these things and think it is perfectly OK. To me, gifting things is being more than "decent." It is a very nice, unexpected thing to do. It sounds like the guy you do that for appreciates you and I bet he would still appreciate you even if you didn't get him gifts. Nice people tend to be nice to other nice people regardless the gifts they give.

Yesterday he was calling himself "PheonixHealer." Since his ad first appeared he has called himself: AdamAlpha HawkAlpha Pheonixfromgds PheonixHealer HealerPheonix What's next? "FlgastaffFixer?" "WholisticScosttdale?"

I stand corrected. He was "HairyHungGinger" not "HungGinger."

Not for me. I started keeping track. BigDick_Ginger called himself HungGinger at one point (no underscore). "99 escort names so far, 99 escort names. If one of the names should happen to change there's 100 escort names so far."

A straight guy once told me that I should charge for blowjobs. Told him to leave $100 in the basket by the front door. What is this "be[ing] decent toward my regular " you speak of? Are you trying to tell us that when you don't treat him as a specimen he doesn't treat you like a walking ATM? Weird. Whoops! forgot the

Oh, yeah!

I have two: Pretenders "Brass in Pocket" and The B-52's "Rock Lobster."