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I'm not irritated by people who quietly chew gum. I often chew gum after a meal or when my mouth feels un-fresh but there is no toothbrush/toothpaste or mouthwash available. However, cracking gum, chewing with one's mouth open, and/or chewing loudly is simply annoying. The offending party should be forced to listen to Lawrence Welk Meets The Clash over and over again.

I'm still mad that the original Bike swimmer is no longer available.

That's a far more reasonable fee structure than what your friend originally depicted, although the 15% fee to the donor still seems high.

In the past, many reviews were essentially poorly-written gay erotica. They described, often in blistering and exhaustive detail, the reviewer's impression of what transpired. If the reader was into exactly the same stuff as the reviewer (or wanted some JO fodder) the reader was in luck. If the reader was into different stuff, the review was pretty much useless. One can still write a comprehensive review of the escort and his business practices by including the following: Did the escort show up on time (or reasonably on time)? Does the escort look like his pictures? Was payment requested up front? Did the escort delivered what was promised? (doesn't matter what he promised, just that he did it) Did the escort show up high, stoned, drunk, or otherwise impaired? Did the client feel comfortable with the escort? I recall reading a very detailed review of a long-retired escort whom I had hired several times. The review was rather fantastical, so I asked the escort about it. He told me it was complete fiction, but the client was an extremely nice guy and he didn't want to insult him by correcting the client's telling of the session. If you don't write reviews, the site will fade away, as @Guy Fawkes mentioned. Why not simply adapt and evolve? We expect straight people to adapt, evolve, and accept us for who we are so why can't we do the same with the review site?

rvwnsd thought the same when he saw the escort's photos.

I think Onlyfans uses TRS-80s as servers. Rarely can I view vids without having problems.

My second grade teacher in Chicago taught us to pronounce words like "what," "why," and "where" in a similar fashion. However, I would describe the pronunciation as starting out as if you are quickly blowing though very slightly opened lips just before making the "w" sound. In my recollection the sound was fairly common until the 1980's or 1990's. I haven't heard the words pronounced that way for years and years.

Been blocked by an escort? Take part of the fee you would have spent on him and donate to Daddy. You'll keep this site running, which will help prevent others from being treated poorly. Oh, and we won't have to convince your pets that you don't love them.

That is one of the best suggestions I've seen in a while.

Basking in his amazingness?

There's a men.com plot line in the making if I ever saw one.

This reminds me of profiles that used to show up on AOL back in the day. They promoted a supposed organization of men and handed out these stickers so members could identify other members and feel more "secure" picking them up at truck stops, rest areas, and AOL chat rooms. Of course, there was a fee associated with all this. I thought it was either a scam to get money or a group of guys who were trying to identify guys for them to gay-bash.

Yes, it happened to me at Safeway. When we realized we were looking for each other, he bent me over one of the checkout stands (it was not in use) pulled off my pants, and fucked me right then and there. Then I sucked him off (wouldn't you know it - the checkstand is JUST the right height.) As I was savoring the last drops of cum, the hunky assistant manager whipped out his dick and took of his shirt so I could worship his muscles while going to town on him. As he came he braced himself on my shoulders and that's when I saw a circle of customers had formed around us and they were all jerking themselves off. Unfortunately, they couldn't hold off and we had a very wet cleanup at register seven. Of course, I am being facetious. No, that has never happened to me, I did get picked up in a Whole Foods once though. The guy walked home with me and then asked if he could help put my groceries away. He certainly knew how and where to use his zucchini!

I recently hired him. PM me for details.

With this crowd, it is best to include the following: and when you are all done:

I wish there was a way to "like" a post more than once. If there was a way to do so, I'd like it 50 times. It is easy to know when your phone is nearly out of power. The little battery indicator turns red. Plugging a phone in is not uncommon at conferences. Your masseur confirmed the appointment, you didn't reply, and he cancelled it. I really don't see why this is so disturbing.

Brazilian, but doesn't speak Portuguese? CIA verified? Wasn't aware they "verified" people.

1.625 per week is the national average. The 0.625 does not kiss. Of course, I am being facetious. There is no average number. It varies by individual.

I shopped there when it first opened and found the staff to be very knowledgeable.

Јас сум изненаден што не го гледате локалното ТВ програмирање. Тоа рече, не сум сигурен дека верувам во зависност од порно, сам по себе.

I don't expect an escort to publish their address or hotel information in their ad, but maintaining secrecy about an entire city is just absurd. Reminds me of the time when sitting on the rental car bus a fellow passenger started ranting at the driver about the time it was taking to get to the car lot. He was double-diamond-platinum-preferred and in a hurry. We're all like "dude..."

Did we not like NineDownUnder? PS: I'll stitch twice if that gets me nine!

They should just put the Christmas merchandise out the day after Easter. "He is Risen" and all.

My thoughts exactly! Oh, honey, this doesn't even scratch Steven's surface.

While not my writing style, I found the review to be funny and enjoyable and was able to figure out with ease what the reviewer was saying..