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Doesn't he kinda remind you of your high school (or maybe college) history teacher who just happened to show up at the pool?

Not that I'm complaining, but this is a repost. I liked it before and I still do. I wonder if there are any other pictures of this fine hot man.

Does anyone else think that Greg Louganis looks a little bit like Leonard Bernstein in the black and white picture above?

The last guy is so brawny, it almost looks like a morph. No complaints though.

That's right! That's who that is. I thought he looked familiar. Whatever became of him?

Thanks for the tip - I'll have to look that up.

Nice hat, Cowboy.

Mine too, but I'll watch almost anything with Jaxton Wheeler in it.

This looks like the publicity photo used for the new indie movie, sure to be a classic coming to a theater near you (if you're lucky and one is open), FMRG & MAGA. I'll stand in line (wearing my rockin' face mask) to get my ticket.

So, Fellas, pop quiz time: How do you say "FMRG" in Serbo-Croatian?

So, Fellas, pop quiz time: How do you say "FMRG" in Serbo-Croatian?

I hear you, Axiom. Let's start the Jason Vario FMRG fan club (assuming there isn't one already?)

I hear you, Axiom. Let's start the Jason Vario FMRG fan club (assuming there isn't one already?)

Now that's something you don't see every day! Damn, my neck hurts. I need a massage right NOW!

Now that's something you don't see every day! Damn, my neck hurts. I need a massage right NOW!

Oh hell, Whitman, your posts have me raising more than just my thumb. . . Actually, I'm beginning to see the merits of polygamy.

Oh hell, Whitman, your posts have me raising more than just my thumb. . . Actually, I'm beginning to see the merits of polygamy.

There are no words, but,, FMRG RIGHT NOW!

Now that IS something - to harken back to a cartoon that appeared in 2005, and originally in 1992. I have a pretty good memory, but I sure ain't in your league, Brother. Thanks for the laugh.

No, no, Eggman my dear. You must not lose heart and become cynical. The universe that most of us inhabits is filled with many hot men (look at us, f'rinstance). But there is another, celestial sphere that a few choice morsels of man flesh occupy. It's parallel to ours. Granted, ours has its benefits and pleasures. We must not allow ourselves to become greedy or bitter. We must content ourselves with the occasional foray into that hallowed ground.

I thought it was pretty hot, but wasn't anyone else kinda distracted by the appearance of the second camera man - who was clearly there for production reasons and not to add a third party to the party already going on with the masseur (who inexplicably remains clothed the ENTIRE time? Huh, what's up with that?) and the client.

Thanks for the info. He was always kinda a Bigmuscle crush of mine. In his ad it's nice to see pics from younger, more "clean-cut" days. Those more recent ones are a little scary to me. Then too those videos - no thanks.

I'm not really a beard kinda guy, but those arms and other charms just might get me to overlook that and nominate him for the FMRG Hall of Fame.

So now we live in a country where people will trick us into thinking that they have hot abs and in reality it's all done with smoke and mirrors dark makeup marker??!! What a world, what a world.

Okay, it's obvious. I'm living in a parallel universe in which no one looks like the guys we see in this thread. My only question is how do I cross over to that Appollinian paradise? I'm more than ready. . .