I took the plunge. A 27 y/o Latino gave me a fairly decent massage using his forearms and elbows, upon flipping over there was an HE. His is quite friendly and fit, possibly more could have been had. I might repeat.
For those that can't see the video, McIntyre gives himself a handjob, then eats his own spooge.
Lotsa straight guys do that... (Edit: This is pure sarcasm)
https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/29374/
https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/29855/
This duo is now in SF for one week. Anyone???