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Ma’am has been hunched over for the last few years, nothing to do with her current grief

Maybe Prince Philip but don't know about Louis, who was known to swing both ways, along with his wife Edwina.

This thread got me thinking of an escort I met last year who was a couple of years less than half my age but whose father was born 5 years before mine. And I’m in my 70s. Funny to think about.

I’m certain the Royal household is going to do everything in their power to ensure she survives this period of mourning. They would face a real dilemma if the Queen were to die during this pandemic and the funeral was restricted to 30 people.

I’m certain the Royal household is going to do everything in their power to ensure she survives this period of mourning. They would face a real dilemma if the Queen were to die during this pandemic and the funeral was restricted to 30 people.

Wow. some of you guys are very stingy.
 
Considering escort rates have not gone up with inflation over the past 10 years or so, Paying a bit more for an Uber is not too much to ask for.

Has anyone met with Henry?
 
https://www.sleepyboy.com/uk/south-west-england/escort/Henry4577

Tone is everything. The need and desire to deter "un-client" contact is warranted and necessary. However I do agree with the sentiment here. "Do not waste my time" reads to me as someone who may be amateur, not serious about escorting, a flake/time waster themselves, picky, ala carte pricing, rough around the edges, or any combination of similar.
 
Serious inquiries only reads and lands better.

I always feel that "do not waste my time" and other off-putting comments have no place in any kind of ad. The purpose of an ad is to attract a client. If that client is not for you, you can vet them after making contact.

You shouldn't worry. At least you have a shot and your immunity is building up quickly. In a week you will be around 70 to 80 percent if you got either the Moderna or Pfizer. I got my Pfizer over two weeks ago now and feeling pretty confident.

I remember very vividly the time when the Madoff scandal was unfolding I was an active investor in the markets at the time and I thought that the victims of Madoff had ignored two basic and time honoured tenets of investing money in the markets.
 
The first is diversify, don’t put all you investable money into one instrument. Have a basket of investments that can withstand a shock to one class such as bonds, stocks or money market funds or even different markets such as foreign investments.
 
Secondly, if you have an investment that yields good returns no matter what the market conditions are generally, then look into what is going on. Markets are never static, they fluctuate constantly, no matter what the underlying instrument is. If you are getting 10 percent on your investment, year in and year out, something is probably amiss.
 
And that is what Madoff’s clients were getting. A steady return through good markets and bad markets. When it seems too good to be true it probably is.

Bill Clinton: "I did not have sex with that woman," implying that passively receiving a blow job was not sex, and he was straight, too, so maybe it depends on his interpretation.

To say nothing of the lost wages for the female models. I think I read somewhere they make more than male models so maybe this is a way of economizing by the haute couture firms. Ugly handbag, BTW.

Actually while we had a bad start with the vaccination rollout because of supply issues, we are now third in the G7 countries after the UK and US. The planning by the federal government had to deal with the fact we had no domestic supplier capable of manufacturing the dosages required.

I think your comments contain certain exaggerations. For instance, awful climate for 7 to 8 months does apply to Labrador (I worked there as a student one year) but not to Southern Ontario or Quebec, where 90 percent of the population of those provinces live.
 
We aren’t shovelling snow 6 months of the year. This winter we had exactly 3 storms that required that (3 mornings). I have been eating my evening meal in my back yard gazebo since early April ( including this evening where I am currently writing this). The weather has been hitting highs of around 70F most days this month and during a week in late March.
 
On the other hand we have extremely pleasant summers and only a few days when we are driven to air conditioning. Many parts of the US are becoming insufferable in the summer without retreating indoors. And climate change is occurring faster than many anticipated. Canada will at least be spared for a few decades longer.
 
I remember when I spent my winters in Florida talking to people from the Northern US states who said, like you, they wouldn’t go back to live in the North. This included Chicago, Detroit, Buffalo and other cities that experience much the same climate as major Canadian cities.
 
Having lived in Europe ( Geneva specifically) and spent time on four continents, I have experienced beautiful natural and man made surroundings in many places. But for living in a tolerant, well educated, civilized and peaceful country, I’ll take Canada any day.

Actually he was best known for ripping off his friends and acquaintances in Palm Beach and Manhattan.

To say nothing of the lost wages for the female models. I think I read somewhere they make more than male models so maybe this is a way of economizing by the haute couture firms. Ugly handbag, BTW.

I use Wikipedia to check spelling of name like Walter Lippmann. I have a good memory otherwise ?

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/lifestyle/travel/news/canada-has-been-named-the-best-country-in-the-entire-world-for-the-first-time-ever/ar-BB1fBFjS?ocid=msedgntp

Yeah, I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy at this time, as we are currently locked down pretty much.

Well, let me know if you are short a man on the team, and I'd be happy to pinch hit.

Last fall I stayed at the Roosevelt Hotel in mid-town and one night had two escorts to my room. We all went in together coming from dinner and the lobby is so vast and busy around 10pm that we didn’t stand out at all. My two guys were one white, one black and over 40 and 30 years younger than me respectively. We might have drawn attention in a smaller hotel with a quieter lobby. I think if I had had four escorts trailing me in, it wouldn’t have made any difference. Except my room wasn’t large enough to accommodate that sort of gangbang.

I’ve sometimes thought that might be a good idea but then rejected it. While some of us might try to picture ourselves in a porn scene, in a real encounter, things don’t usually work out in such a way as portrayed on the screen.
 
And the chemistry that exists on the screen usually between two attractive young and fit males may not translate in the head of the escort, who might fit that description, whereas the client may decidedly not.
 
In a few cases where I wanted to imitate a porn scene, I have hired two good looking escorts to engage in a threesome with me. I have given them wide latitude to perform for me to their delight and my pleasure since I get to touch and feel, something a porn flic does not offer.

Well put. I totally agree. In fact I strongly prefer not to see pics before I meet a new client. What they look like is immaterial to my service and doesn’t affect how I am with them when we meet.
 
I do enjoy the surprise of seeing what they look like when they turn up...the person I imagine is often quite different from the person who arrives. It’s fun and exciting to guess what they might be like.
 
I agree it tends to be clients inexperienced at hiring a sex worker who send pics. Maybe they do think they’ll get it free if they’re hot. But I think it’s more often that they’ve got insecurities about their body and so want some affirmation that they’re ok. That’s understandable, and of course they get that positive feedback. But guys; you’re hiring someone for sexual services, they’re a professional, if they’re a good sex worker you’ll never know if they weren’t attracted to you.

I don't care what my clients look like, so when someone sends me pics, I assume that they lack an understanding of the nature of our service relationship. Sometimes this is simply due to being blinded by insecurity and needing to feel assured that they won't experience rejection for their body upon arrival. This is understandable. I don't therefore, simply write everyone off who sends me photos as a time waster. However, many inquiries begin with a confident showoffy photo that is offered as a sort of 'bargaining chip', almost, as mentioned above, like the person messaging me is trying to flirt with me and putting his physical appearance forward as the first indicator of what he has to offer. Again this feels like someone misunderstanding the fundamental nature of our service relationship. I can't pay my bills with your good looks. And although I enjoy my work immensely, that is ultimately what I am making my service publicly available in order to do- pay the bills, save for my future- not to meet attractive men. I tend to see the sending of pics in this type of vibe/context as a clear sign that someone is not a good match for me and usually don't engage much further or try to redirect someone into booking an appointment, which generally kills the inquiry since that's not what they actually want.