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One of the funniest and stinging quips I've ever read. Well done!

I’d find him attractive if he were mute 

My husband and I were walking home after the clubs one night, and decided to walk past an area guys were known to cruise; we were in our late 20's/early 30's then.  A very cute muscular guy walked past us and into an alleyway giving us "the look".  "Tony" (his real name) was a muscular, compact, italian-american god.  We followed him into the alley started making out.  After a few minutes pulled his cock out of his pants, this boy was hung 10", his cock had a beautiful slight upward curve to it....and he had HUGE balls: I'm talking legit XL egg-sized balls.  After a few minutes of play others were trying to get into our tryst; we wanted Tony all to us so we decided to head back to our apartment a few blocks away.  Tony it turns out is quite piggy in the bedroom, and despite his huge fuck tool was ALL BOTTOM.  We played for probably 2+ hours, in every possible position.....especially ones where we could suck on his huge cock and balls.  He was insatiable.  That was 30 years ago, and there has not been one as good since.  We saw him once or twice after that, and each time was just as hot.  Even now, from time to time, one of us will say "remember Tony" and roll our eyes back into our head.....as if....Tony was the pinnacle.

I loathe self check out. 
Thankfully, the local "fancy" grocery store doesn’t have it. 
The shitty mass market store does…but I’m usually only there to grab the occasional item I can’t get at the fancy store, so I grin and bear it. 

Perfect in so many ways!

Hot beast!!!! I wish I could bottom  😪

I hope for his sake that wouldn't make a difference.  Boundaries are there for a reason and should really be respected, IMHO.

Find his pics unappealing, the expressions! he needs a style advisor!

I have my doubts that genuine high-speed rail passenger service (200+ mph) in the U.S. will be available anytime soon due to the likely  resistence to it by the domestic air carriers.

I’ve never understood why they don’t at least attempt to use proper English. 
I’ve warned everyone that works for me, "If your email isn’t in proper English,
I will assume it’s Spam from a Scammer in India (or Pakistan, or Nigeria,
or the Grand Caymans…I’m an equal opportunity racist) and delete it. 

I've seen posts like this on Facebook, with the guy being blackmailed replying "Knock yourself out".

That's because we're worth it🤩

Anyone seen this cute Latino 
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My grandma used to say that it's better when the trash takes itself out.  You haven't lost more than the time it took reaching out to them, and you have a chance to find better guys to meet up with instead. 

It's rather chickenshit and unprofessional to ghost/block you. But otherwise, be glad you didn't spend over a thousand dollars to find out they aren't into you. Better your ego get bruised than your wallet take a pounding.

My Brownie Instamatic is loaded, and, I am available at your convenience. 

The reasons you’re now available are no one’s business. Shit happens and people change their minds. 

Your dates are way off. PreP was approved in 2012.  Geez, when will barebackers stop sneering at those of us who wear condoms because we care about our health and the health of our partners?? 

I really do not like to be the one to "take one for the team" because let's be honest - I'm a wuss and I won't meet someone without reviews (but this is a case where I can meet him in public first).  But I did just message him just to see what will come out of it - only because he's on Long Island.   It would be nice to find a guy that I do not have to keep taking the train into the city and deal with subways.    lol.    I'll let you guys know if anything happens.   

I want my men to be clean!
 

That is perfect. The term "starfish" should be entered in the official hooboy dictionary!

YOU are responsible for YOUR own health.  
My hope is that those who lie about their status are also on daily meds that keep them undetectable.  U=U.
Since that's impossible to know for sure, if you're going to tread amongst male escorts and the sex trade, it's your responsibility to protect yourself.
Unregulated industries have their downsides.   This is one of them.

I would take a chance on him without a review.  Nice friendly smile and inviting eyes .  I can tell he’s a good guy 

Has anyone met Caramel Teen (presently in Vancouver)? His phone number is local but I have seen those pictures in another RM ad with an LA number.
 
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I usually like a provider to be on time as mostly they are coming to me. But there are cases when a few are chronically late by a half hour or more. Still,  these are usually for longer sessions and form my entire evening entertainment so I have learned to be relaxed and go with the flow.
Last evening was a perfect example. I had a date for 8:30 which originally was scheduled for 9, advanced to 8 at his request the day before and then switched to 8:30 again at his request at 5:00pm. He showed up at the hotel I was staying in at 9. I had texted him at 8:28 when I hadn't heard from him. He said he was just about to leave.
Anyway I was glad to see him as we hadn't met since the pandemic started. We had scheduled 2 hours. Once in my room, he gave me a big passionate kiss and the fireworks started. 
At 12:30 as we were cuddling in bed he casually asked what time it was. I had lost complete track of the time in his arms. When he went to shower I added $150 to his fee as that was all the extra cash I had on hand. He happily accepted my offering.
Today I wired him  an extra $100 unsolicited just because I had a marvelous evening and in fact he made my whole trip to Toronto worthwhile.
Late this afternoon, he asked me by text to tell him the next time I am coming so we can meet. Patience has its rewards.