nycman
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+ nycman reacted to rvwnsd in Escorts Say the Darndest Things
Escort to me: "Dude, you could charge for that blow job"
Me to escort: "Leave the money in the basket by the door."
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+ nycman reacted to + glutes in Escorts Say the Darndest Things
As the 'scort used a towel to wipe his cum off my face he remarked, "You're a messy eater"
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+ nycman reacted to feldersteve in Escorts Say the Darndest Things
A number of years ago, I engaged a young man, who was very new at escorting. He was attractive and billed himself as an experienced bottom. It became obvious that he was indeed a rookie; after a few moments of enjoyable thrusting, he glanced back at me and said, "After you cum, do you want to get some ice cream?" Ah, youth.
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+ nycman reacted to Zman in Escorts Say the Darndest Things
"I can't cum but I'll send you a video of me cumming when I get home."
Weirdly enough, he did send it. Not that I ever met him again.
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+ nycman reacted to Vato Loco in Escorts Say the Darndest Things
"You're humor is weird. Are you a cop?"
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+ nycman reacted to + glutes in Escorts Say the Darndest Things
"No one plays with my ass, unless it is a GIRL!"
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+ nycman reacted to Zman in Escorts Say the Darndest Things
"No, I can't call you. This phone only does texts."
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+ nycman reacted to SelfIndulgent in Escorts Say the Darndest Things
"I'm just really surprised that you're Asian - you sound so white on the phone."
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+ nycman reacted to bigvalboy in Escorts Say the Darndest Things
Him: Is there somebody else here?
Me: No, there's no one else here
Him: Are you sure, cause I thought I heard someone in the bedroom
Me: Dude, there's no one else here, relax.
Him: Are you a cop?
Me: Seriously? No I'm not a cop.
Him: Are you sure?
Me: I don't think this is going to work out.
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+ nycman reacted to + WhamIAm in Escorts Say the Darndest Things
During the midst of exercising my amazing (or so I thought) oral skills:
"Do you know what the weather is going to be like tomorrow?"
"What kind of law do you practice?"
Wasn't sure whether to laugh or just bite down really hard.
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+ nycman reacted to + azdr0710 in Escorts Say the Darndest Things
"Oh, this is too much. Here's $75 back."
We hadn't discussed terms at all, before or during, and I'd offered what I thought was a fair amount.
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+ nycman reacted to + sniper in Escorts Say the Darndest Things
My first experience was with Scott/TJ, who himself was I think VERY new at the time, and he asked "Do you like girls? You seem like you could get girls."
Um...no, but thanks, I guess?
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+ nycman reacted to TruHart1 in Escorts Say the Darndest Things
That reminds me. One escort told me he used to work with his partner until they parted ways, "He's a great escort, but a really terrible husband!" :eek:
TruHart1
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+ nycman reacted to Racketjock in Escorts Say the Darndest Things
"Looking forward to seeing you at 8pm for an outcall. At 7:45 pm, I'm really excited to see you and have a great time. Can we do 11 pm?"
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+ nycman reacted to bigvalboy in Escorts Say the Darndest Things
Me: (smiling) Why the extra fee tacked on? It seems like you're hustling me.
Him: (laughing) Well I'm a hustler and that's why they call it hustling, it's what I do.
Me: (straight faced)
http://cdn2.crushable.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Frank-Underwood-This-is-the-part-where-you-leave-GIF-from-House-Of-Cards.gif
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+ nycman reacted to + glutes in Escorts Say the Darndest Things
"If you think we are going to be friends, you are naive"
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+ nycman reacted to + glutes in Escorts Say the Darndest Things
Me: Let's meet at the Starbucks at 2nd and Main
Escort: I work there during the mornings
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+ nycman reacted to + Truereview in Sex and Violins
What we think we will get...
http://wixboyle.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/media-3-original-1337022119978364.jpeg
What we actually get...
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+ nycman reacted to mattr in Butt massage
I personally like it when Mr. Saint surreptitiously sniffs and licks his clients during their assessment. Very erotic and just a little kinky!
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+ nycman got a reaction from sincitymix in Friday Funnies
I'm lucky I wasn't on this flight.....
I would has started a round of chanting......"Taser her!....Taser her!"....grin
I'm sorry...if you lay there like a dead cow....you should be Tasered until you get your fat ass up and RUN off the fucking plane.
I guess there's a reason they wouldn't let me into Stewardess School.
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+ nycman reacted to Zman in Friday Funnies
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+ nycman reacted to + glennnn in Friday Funnies
I just wish they were flying out of Long Beach, CA where they don't have jet ways and you still climb up a metal stairway to board. I'm guessing as soon as they started draging her down the stairs she would have managed to get up. Bump, bump, bump, bump........ Splat! Oops!
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+ nycman got a reaction from + glennnn in Friday Funnies
I'm lucky I wasn't on this flight.....
I would has started a round of chanting......"Taser her!....Taser her!"....grin
I'm sorry...if you lay there like a dead cow....you should be Tasered until you get your fat ass up and RUN off the fucking plane.
I guess there's a reason they wouldn't let me into Stewardess School.
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+ nycman got a reaction from bigvalboy in Friday Funnies
I'm lucky I wasn't on this flight.....
I would has started a round of chanting......"Taser her!....Taser her!"....grin
I'm sorry...if you lay there like a dead cow....you should be Tasered until you get your fat ass up and RUN off the fucking plane.
I guess there's a reason they wouldn't let me into Stewardess School.
