nycman
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+ nycman got a reaction from Bertster in Am I Being Too Sensitive?
Are you insulted when the teller at the bank counts your money?
When the cashier at McDonald's does it?
When the clerk at the Kwik-E-Mart does it?
I assume the answer is no and you shouldn't be when an escort does it either.
It's a business transaction plain and simple. The more you lose sight of that
the more you will get hurt....in many ways.
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+ nycman got a reaction from + easygoingpal in 411 on bigdickginger
Bro!...if that thing is real...that is NOT the right dick for a "beginner bottom"!
Maybe I should schedule a trip to Vancouver for some lessons first?
Knowledge is power!
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+ nycman reacted to Becket in Tristan Baldwin
"The essence of Tristan." Good idea. We'll take a sample from TB and boil it down to it's essence. Then we'll require all the newbies escorts, (and a few of the long running productions) to wear eau de Tristan on their brains and their nut sacks.
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+ nycman reacted to Guy Fawkes in Tristan Baldwin
I get 30 points if I can get a young man to laugh and blush at the same time.
If I can get you to blush down to your pubes, that's a jackpot!
The problem is that I haven't found what the points are good for.
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+ nycman reacted to Larstrup in Friday Funnies
http://blog.physicsworld.com/files/2015/08/PW2015-08-07-candle.jpg In Remembrance of Jackhammer
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
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+ nycman reacted to Larstrup in Friday Funnies
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...
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+ nycman reacted to Kevin Slater in music for an intimate evening
In my college years, it seemed like every hookup was accompanied either by Enigma or Enya. I mean like it should have been a checkbox on your manhunt profile (top or bottom, cut or uncut, Enigma or Enya).
Kevin Slater
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+ nycman got a reaction from MsGuy in Friday Funnies
Now THERE's a man...who knows how to look on the bright side of life!
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+ nycman got a reaction from Zman in Friday Funnies
Now THERE's a man...who knows how to look on the bright side of life!
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+ nycman got a reaction from bigvalboy in Friday Funnies
Now THERE's a man...who knows how to look on the bright side of life!
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+ nycman got a reaction from + quoththeraven in Friday Funnies
Now THERE's a man...who knows how to look on the bright side of life!
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+ nycman got a reaction from moothrough in 411 on Jammees in NYC
Let me "Nycman Translate"* that for you....
"He replied that he is versatile/top more top" = "He's a lousy bottom"
* it's like "Google Translate"....but sluttier
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+ nycman got a reaction from HotWhiteThirties in 411 on Jammees in NYC
Let me "Nycman Translate"* that for you....
"He replied that he is versatile/top more top" = "He's a lousy bottom"
* it's like "Google Translate"....but sluttier
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+ nycman got a reaction from + Yellowrod in Massage turned full service
Recently had a legitimate massage at an upscale spa...turn into MUCH more.
He was beautiful. The massage was proceeding at a very rapid pace however
and I was more than a little confused. Fifteen minutes into a 90 minute massage
he already had me flipped over and was more than 1/2 done on the second side.
In retrospect, I was a little naive, but he had already finished my ass and legs and
hadn't come near my cock, so I wasn't expecting much from the rest of the massage.
Boy was I wrong. Let's just say the dude has a minor chest/nipple fetish and
started going to town on me. After spending 60 minutes fucking like animals
on the massage table and both of us we cumming buckets without making a sound,
he sheepishly said "now that you're relaxed, let me finish the massage"
No up charge...just two men having fun.
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+ nycman reacted to rvwnsd in "Will and Grace" is back
No, I am sorry - we cannot. Making judgements based on fact instead of speculation is STRICTLY prohibited. Doing so will result in a red "X" being placed on section three of your permanent file.
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+ nycman reacted to pubic_assistance in DrSam on Rentmen NYC
For $ 300 in NYC you can get a porn star to do a LOT more than "fool around" for an hour. WAY too expensive for a bit of "diddling".
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+ nycman got a reaction from TruHart1 in Am I alone already missing the summer?
Funny. I was standing on my deck looking at my snow covered pool this morning....and though about this thread....and here it is!
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+ nycman got a reaction from + Pensant in Some Good Ol' Boys
Love every single one of them......
But this guy stole my heart......
http://67.media.tumblr.com/b7430b7706ed9bc519b5eb4472bfabfa/tumblr_o5g90s9M1E1sud9l0o1_1280.jpg
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+ nycman got a reaction from + Midwestern Guy in Some Good Ol' Boys
Love every single one of them......
But this guy stole my heart......
http://67.media.tumblr.com/b7430b7706ed9bc519b5eb4472bfabfa/tumblr_o5g90s9M1E1sud9l0o1_1280.jpg
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+ nycman got a reaction from marylander1940 in Am I alone already missing the summer?
Funny. I was standing on my deck looking at my snow covered pool this morning....and though about this thread....and here it is!
