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    + nycman reacted to Traveler North in To Reach That Unreachable Star   
    Too bad u have not seen him. He is hot hot hot. Failed to show up first time but has three times since. Am glad I persisted.
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    + nycman got a reaction from Dirks in Fingered   
    Damn...you guys are pushing ALL my buttons today!
     
    I think it's hot as fuck to put my fingers in another guy's mouth.
     
    The best part is you can communicate a thousand different messages depending on how you do it.
     
    Tender reassurance.
    Degrading inspection.
    Playful teasing.
    Dominating control.
    Inquisitive probing,
     
    All with the simple act of putting your fingers in his mouth....
     
    Like most sexual play, the key is knowing which one your man needs...and when.
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    + nycman got a reaction from inthepit3 in Dumb question? What really is Versatile/Top?   
    Yeah....I'm top....and I tend to avoid escorts to advertise as "versatile/tops".
     
    It's a bad label because it's confusing. It means everything from I'm exclusively a
    hardcore top but I like to appeal to a wide variety so I lie.....to I'm a full fledged
    bottom but I like to appeal to a wide variety so I lie. And EVERYTHING in between.
     
    For the record....many versatile/tops....and plain old top tops....LOVE to get
    FUCKED when the door is closed and no one's looking. I just don't have a lot of time
    to try and figure that all out. I also don't want to waste my precious time "hoping" that
    I MIGHT get to fuck him.
     
    On the other hand...versatile/bottoms....tend to be REALLY fun. Because they often
    LOVE to bottom....but don't get hired in that role as much as they might like.
    I'm happy to help them out!
     
    On the rare occasion I do inquire about the services of a "versatile/top"...I make
    it clear..."I'm a top...who LIKES to FUCK...are you cool with that?" If they start
    rambling on about versatile, top, bottom, mood, phases of the moon...etc. I just
    make it clear that it's a "yes/no" question and I expect a "yes/no" answer.
     
    Hope that helps.
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    + nycman got a reaction from LivingnLA in Dumb question? What really is Versatile/Top?   
    Yeah....I'm top....and I tend to avoid escorts to advertise as "versatile/tops".
     
    It's a bad label because it's confusing. It means everything from I'm exclusively a
    hardcore top but I like to appeal to a wide variety so I lie.....to I'm a full fledged
    bottom but I like to appeal to a wide variety so I lie. And EVERYTHING in between.
     
    For the record....many versatile/tops....and plain old top tops....LOVE to get
    FUCKED when the door is closed and no one's looking. I just don't have a lot of time
    to try and figure that all out. I also don't want to waste my precious time "hoping" that
    I MIGHT get to fuck him.
     
    On the other hand...versatile/bottoms....tend to be REALLY fun. Because they often
    LOVE to bottom....but don't get hired in that role as much as they might like.
    I'm happy to help them out!
     
    On the rare occasion I do inquire about the services of a "versatile/top"...I make
    it clear..."I'm a top...who LIKES to FUCK...are you cool with that?" If they start
    rambling on about versatile, top, bottom, mood, phases of the moon...etc. I just
    make it clear that it's a "yes/no" question and I expect a "yes/no" answer.
     
    Hope that helps.
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    + nycman reacted to + Truereview in Friday Funnies   
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    + nycman reacted to marylander1940 in Silver foxes and DILFs   
    http://www.joespunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/sky-thompson-14.jpg
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    + nycman got a reaction from + Yellowrod in Massage turned full service   
    Recently had a legitimate massage at an upscale spa...turn into MUCH more.
     
    He was beautiful. The massage was proceeding at a very rapid pace however
    and I was more than a little confused. Fifteen minutes into a 90 minute massage
    he already had me flipped over and was more than 1/2 done on the second side.
     
    In retrospect, I was a little naive, but he had already finished my ass and legs and
    hadn't come near my cock, so I wasn't expecting much from the rest of the massage.
     
    Boy was I wrong. Let's just say the dude has a minor chest/nipple fetish and
    started going to town on me. After spending 60 minutes fucking like animals
    on the massage table and both of us we cumming buckets without making a sound,
    he sheepishly said "now that you're relaxed, let me finish the massage"
     
    No up charge...just two men having fun.
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    + nycman got a reaction from + Pensant in Some Good Ol' Boys   
    Love every single one of them......
     
     
    But this guy stole my heart......
     
     
    http://67.media.tumblr.com/b7430b7706ed9bc519b5eb4472bfabfa/tumblr_o5g90s9M1E1sud9l0o1_1280.jpg
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    + nycman reacted to rvwnsd in Escorts Say the Darndest Things   
    Escort to me: "Dude, you could charge for that blow job"
    Me to escort: "Leave the money in the basket by the door."
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    + nycman reacted to + glutes in Escorts Say the Darndest Things   
    As the 'scort used a towel to wipe his cum off my face he remarked, "You're a messy eater"
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    + nycman reacted to feldersteve in Escorts Say the Darndest Things   
    A number of years ago, I engaged a young man, who was very new at escorting. He was attractive and billed himself as an experienced bottom. It became obvious that he was indeed a rookie; after a few moments of enjoyable thrusting, he glanced back at me and said, "After you cum, do you want to get some ice cream?" Ah, youth.
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    + nycman reacted to Zman in Escorts Say the Darndest Things   
    "I can't cum but I'll send you a video of me cumming when I get home."
     
    Weirdly enough, he did send it. Not that I ever met him again.
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    + nycman reacted to Vato Loco in Escorts Say the Darndest Things   
    "You're humor is weird. Are you a cop?"
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    + nycman reacted to + glutes in Escorts Say the Darndest Things   
    "No one plays with my ass, unless it is a GIRL!"
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    + nycman reacted to Zman in Escorts Say the Darndest Things   
    "No, I can't call you. This phone only does texts."
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    + nycman reacted to SelfIndulgent in Escorts Say the Darndest Things   
    "I'm just really surprised that you're Asian - you sound so white on the phone."
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    + nycman reacted to bigvalboy in Escorts Say the Darndest Things   
    Him: Is there somebody else here?
    Me: No, there's no one else here
    Him: Are you sure, cause I thought I heard someone in the bedroom
    Me: Dude, there's no one else here, relax.
    Him: Are you a cop?
    Me: Seriously? No I'm not a cop.
    Him: Are you sure?
    Me: I don't think this is going to work out.
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    + nycman reacted to + WhamIAm in Escorts Say the Darndest Things   
    During the midst of exercising my amazing (or so I thought) oral skills:
     
    "Do you know what the weather is going to be like tomorrow?"
    "What kind of law do you practice?"
     
    Wasn't sure whether to laugh or just bite down really hard.
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    + nycman reacted to + azdr0710 in Escorts Say the Darndest Things   
    "Oh, this is too much. Here's $75 back."

    We hadn't discussed terms at all, before or during, and I'd offered what I thought was a fair amount.
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    + nycman reacted to jawjateck in Escorts Say the Darndest Things   
    "I'll pay you back. I promise."
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    + nycman reacted to + sniper in Escorts Say the Darndest Things   
    My first experience was with Scott/TJ, who himself was I think VERY new at the time, and he asked "Do you like girls? You seem like you could get girls."
    Um...no, but thanks, I guess?
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    + nycman reacted to TruHart1 in Escorts Say the Darndest Things   
    That reminds me. One escort told me he used to work with his partner until they parted ways, "He's a great escort, but a really terrible husband!" :eek:
     
    TruHart1
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    + nycman reacted to Racketjock in Escorts Say the Darndest Things   
    "Looking forward to seeing you at 8pm for an outcall. At 7:45 pm, I'm really excited to see you and have a great time. Can we do 11 pm?"
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    + nycman reacted to bigvalboy in Escorts Say the Darndest Things   
    Me: (smiling) Why the extra fee tacked on? It seems like you're hustling me.
    Him: (laughing) Well I'm a hustler and that's why they call it hustling, it's what I do.
    Me: (straight faced)
    http://cdn2.crushable.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Frank-Underwood-This-is-the-part-where-you-leave-GIF-from-House-Of-Cards.gif
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    + nycman reacted to + glutes in Escorts Say the Darndest Things   
    "If you think we are going to be friends, you are naive"
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