nycman

Me: Let's meet at the Starbucks at 2nd and Main
 
Escort: I work there during the mornings

What we think we will get...
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What we actually get...

I personally like it when Mr. Saint surreptitiously sniffs and licks his clients during their assessment. Very erotic and just a little kinky!

I'm lucky I wasn't on this flight.....
 
I would has started a round of chanting......"Taser her!....Taser her!"....grin
 
I'm sorry...if you lay there like a dead cow....you should be Tasered until you get your fat ass up and RUN off the fucking plane.
 
I guess there's a reason they wouldn't let me into Stewardess School.

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I just wish they were flying out of Long Beach, CA where they don't have jet ways and you still climb up a metal stairway to board. I'm guessing as soon as they started draging her down the stairs she would have managed to get up. Bump, bump, bump, bump........ Splat! Oops!

I'm lucky I wasn't on this flight.....
 
I would has started a round of chanting......"Taser her!....Taser her!"....grin
 
I'm sorry...if you lay there like a dead cow....you should be Tasered until you get your fat ass up and RUN off the fucking plane.
 
I guess there's a reason they wouldn't let me into Stewardess School.

I'm lucky I wasn't on this flight.....
 
I would has started a round of chanting......"Taser her!....Taser her!"....grin
 
I'm sorry...if you lay there like a dead cow....you should be Tasered until you get your fat ass up and RUN off the fucking plane.
 
I guess there's a reason they wouldn't let me into Stewardess School.

These morons?....not so much.
 
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Please tell me WHY you would even stand still long enough to let someone take your picture...if you are at the MET.....dressed like THAT?

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I'd pound his ass into the sheets.

If you don't mind me asking...which exact products have you bought and used from them.
 
They seem to have several options from different makers in India.
 
Also, what's with all the "jelly" formulations?....is that a popular way to compound medications in other parts of the world?

Well, of course I do. Also the Everards and several other bath houses. Those were the Good Olde Days, when all one worried about was clap, crabs, hepatitis, syphilis and giardiasis. And falling in love with someone who didn't look so good outside in daylight.

Damn...you guys are pushing ALL my buttons today!
 
I think it's hot as fuck to put my fingers in another guy's mouth.
 
The best part is you can communicate a thousand different messages depending on how you do it.
 
Tender reassurance.
Degrading inspection.
Playful teasing.
Dominating control.
Inquisitive probing,
 
All with the simple act of putting your fingers in his mouth....
 
Like most sexual play, the key is knowing which one your man needs...and when.

God I hate you.....teasing us with when NYC was FUN!
 
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God I hate you.....teasing us with when NYC was FUN!
 
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God I hate you.....teasing us with when NYC was FUN!
 
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God I hate you.....teasing us with when NYC was FUN!
 
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I will say that I like some formality with a relaxed sense of style and class. Le Bernardin requires men to wear jackets during dinner. So does the New York Athletic Club. There is nothing wrong with dressing up. It adds to the overall experience of a cultural event or a good meal.

I am soooo fucking jealous....and I really dislike opera.
 
But seriously....a Russian military escort?....who knows how to dress and act?....for an evening at the Bolshoi?.....makes me HARD as a fucking ROCK!

"I saw Goody Proctor with the Devil?" This is the only site in the world where escorting and classic American theater are combined in the same thread! Love you guys!!

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Now that we're officially into the Holiday season, people not displaying the proper festive demeanor will be given a break that'll last until next year.
 
Now who's the first person that's going to test his resolve? Please there's always one that doesn't believe in the Grinch. Take one for the bad boy team!
 

Funny how something so mundane....can be so fucking sexy!