nycman

Exchange with a Brazilian escort in Europe just last week:
 
"Why do you have two identical iPhones?"
"Because my wife would be pissed if she knew I was fucking girls."
"Um, you mean guys?"
"No, she's ok with me fucking guys, she just doesn't like when I fuck other girls, but I really like pussy."
"Oh..."

Nothing can beat the famous:
 
"Money see, Monkey do......"

24" waist. LOL. 120 lbs total. Good lord. I'm afraid if I sneezed it'd kill him...

Reminds me of a recent hire in Vegas.....
 
I opened the door and he said..."please tell me that you love to kiss!"
 
It was a cute and flattering way to break the ice.
 
And yes....we kissed...a lot!

Damn...you guys are pushing ALL my buttons today!
 
I think it's hot as fuck to put my fingers in another guy's mouth.
 
The best part is you can communicate a thousand different messages depending on how you do it.
 
Tender reassurance.
Degrading inspection.
Playful teasing.
Dominating control.
Inquisitive probing,
 
All with the simple act of putting your fingers in his mouth....
 
Like most sexual play, the key is knowing which one your man needs...and when.

No teeth? Sounds like the perfect escort...

Seriously?
 
I'm not the one applying for a job here......

Recently had a legitimate massage at an upscale spa...turn into MUCH more.
 
He was beautiful. The massage was proceeding at a very rapid pace however
and I was more than a little confused. Fifteen minutes into a 90 minute massage
he already had me flipped over and was more than 1/2 done on the second side.
 
In retrospect, I was a little naive, but he had already finished my ass and legs and
hadn't come near my cock, so I wasn't expecting much from the rest of the massage.
 
Boy was I wrong. Let's just say the dude has a minor chest/nipple fetish and
started going to town on me. After spending 60 minutes fucking like animals
on the massage table and both of us we cumming buckets without making a sound,
he sheepishly said "now that you're relaxed, let me finish the massage"
 
No up charge...just two men having fun.

Recently had a legitimate massage at an upscale spa...turn into MUCH more.
 
He was beautiful. The massage was proceeding at a very rapid pace however
and I was more than a little confused. Fifteen minutes into a 90 minute massage
he already had me flipped over and was more than 1/2 done on the second side.
 
In retrospect, I was a little naive, but he had already finished my ass and legs and
hadn't come near my cock, so I wasn't expecting much from the rest of the massage.
 
Boy was I wrong. Let's just say the dude has a minor chest/nipple fetish and
started going to town on me. After spending 60 minutes fucking like animals
on the massage table and both of us we cumming buckets without making a sound,
he sheepishly said "now that you're relaxed, let me finish the massage"
 
No up charge...just two men having fun.

Recently had a legitimate massage at an upscale spa...turn into MUCH more.
 
He was beautiful. The massage was proceeding at a very rapid pace however
and I was more than a little confused. Fifteen minutes into a 90 minute massage
he already had me flipped over and was more than 1/2 done on the second side.
 
In retrospect, I was a little naive, but he had already finished my ass and legs and
hadn't come near my cock, so I wasn't expecting much from the rest of the massage.
 
Boy was I wrong. Let's just say the dude has a minor chest/nipple fetish and
started going to town on me. After spending 60 minutes fucking like animals
on the massage table and both of us we cumming buckets without making a sound,
he sheepishly said "now that you're relaxed, let me finish the massage"
 
No up charge...just two men having fun.

Recently had a legitimate massage at an upscale spa...turn into MUCH more.
 
He was beautiful. The massage was proceeding at a very rapid pace however
and I was more than a little confused. Fifteen minutes into a 90 minute massage
he already had me flipped over and was more than 1/2 done on the second side.
 
In retrospect, I was a little naive, but he had already finished my ass and legs and
hadn't come near my cock, so I wasn't expecting much from the rest of the massage.
 
Boy was I wrong. Let's just say the dude has a minor chest/nipple fetish and
started going to town on me. After spending 60 minutes fucking like animals
on the massage table and both of us we cumming buckets without making a sound,
he sheepishly said "now that you're relaxed, let me finish the massage"
 
No up charge...just two men having fun.

Well you certainly aren't a stickler for "price per pound" ? :p

Christopher Meloni, Jason Statham

Seriously?
 
I'm not the one applying for a job here......

http://67.media.tumblr.com/8de26ccc61e856e36a637bedb68164f5/tumblr_o2hripDebJ1u82muio1_250.gif

Seriously?
 
I'm not the one applying for a job here......

Such a beautiful body....
 
Such bad hair!

Confession.....
 
Yesterday...I intentionally didn't use my car service...and took the NYC Subway instead....just because of this tread.....
 
It was worth it....grin

I know from the title I wasn't going to like this thread...I was right.

Confession.....
 
Yesterday...I intentionally didn't use my car service...and took the NYC Subway instead....just because of this tread.....
 
It was worth it....grin

I send pictures of money.

Confession.....
 
Yesterday...I intentionally didn't use my car service...and took the NYC Subway instead....just because of this tread.....
 
It was worth it....grin

Confession.....
 
Yesterday...I intentionally didn't use my car service...and took the NYC Subway instead....just because of this tread.....
 
It was worth it....grin

I'm afraid my intuition left the building the minute I started hiring.

Just want to say.....I LOVE to the NYC Subway!
 
Thanks for this great thread!