Woke men equal sleepy sperm? Unlikely. Did you know the stork population in Sweden declined at the exact same rate as did the birth rate there. An example used in Statistics classes to distinguish between correlation and causation.
Anyway, I'm sticking to the obesity, shitty diets and lack of exercise theory, at least those are physiological like my sperm count. How's your sperm count? (If a thread is going to be 'hijacked' it might as well be about @OliverSaks sperm count.)