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I expect that will be the call to order song on the ship

If Putin suggested a wall to keep out the Canadian wild pigs … it would happen But just in case anyone isn't getting the play on words … which I'm sure everyone is Igloo - Inuit ice house Pigloo - wild boar ice cave/tunnel

What's the Texas equivalent of the 'pigloo'?

I doubt snow caves happen anywhere else https://www.narcity.com/news/ca/canadian-wild-pigs-are-building-pigloos-to-survive-through-the-winter?fbclid=IwAR2uc5nEQiYbFUFa6BD-tnZglJfEPFPlEWoaSVikeSvPj8fYL9E7LMFS8Kg

That's an ugly bathing suit. He should get rid of it

It is a much belated recognition if not an "apology" … or maybe it's a 'don't ask don't tell' apology ... lol.

I'm a bit surprised no one else has mentioned this yet. But here it is … the USNS Harvey Milk. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/16/us/usns-harvey-milk-navy-ship.html

I could definitely lend him a hand

A dumb joke from Facebook. I like my men, the way I like my coffee. Falling off the roof of my car as I exit the driveway.

Funny, I wanted him stuck ON my chimney … haha

Can I milk your 'cookies'?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jIYvIGEzhwg/UMOMwukIR2I/AAAAAAAAEz8/ECEOZavy5vc/s1600/Fever-Male-Elf-nude-helper-shorts-bulge-gay-teen-man-pose-hairless-chest.jpg

I'd tell him he doesn't need to pay me.

I think you would make an excellent stocking stuffer, if there's guys stuck for Xmas ideas.

They test for both sperm count and for motility in fertility testing. No matter how many swimmers you got, the swimmers got to swim.

You can tell he's English

Woke men equal sleepy sperm? Unlikely. Did you know the stork population in Sweden declined at the exact same rate as did the birth rate there. An example used in Statistics classes to distinguish between correlation and causation. Anyway, I'm sticking to the obesity, shitty diets and lack of exercise theory, at least those are physiological like my sperm count. How's your sperm count? (If a thread is going to be 'hijacked' it might as well be about @OliverSaks sperm count.)

Wow. How awful. Scummier than scum.

Probably obesity related

Nope. It was a mutual thing. After I started peeing, he seem dedicated to demonstrating his full dick to me. And, I was unsatisfied with the ending of the Irishman.

I was unsatisfied with the ending of the Irishman. And while taking a long post-movie piss I had this 20 something guy showing me his thick dick in the bathroom. That was odd.

Sounds like Celebration, Florida needs a twin city called Fabulous! Vibrant colors, not pastels. Diversity not sameness. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebration,_Florida

Ho Ho Ha Ha Ha

Certainly an eight inch Hungarian … I expect

Not an earworm, but my current favorite Country song lyric is: "do you still drink about me?"