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    Zane A

    Well how serious an escort can he be? He says he is new to this and will add a number as soon as he gets an additional one-but #1 he could get a Google number and use the same phone. # 2. He’s had a profile on Rentmen since 2016. Maybe he has special circumstances, but it usually doesn’t take over a year to get a new cell phone. Gman
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    Zane A

    Straight!! Gman
  3. Well maybe @jjkrkwood was right, and the guy is a psycho. Gman
  4. Is it too much to believe that the model might like the conversations he’s had online with @topinla, and is intrigued by his Instagram, and wants to meet him either corn sex or not for sex? Gman
  5. Not to my knowledge. He probably just found another sandbox to play in. The only really weird thing was he was very active on here. And he left without any warning. Gman
  6. Dedicated lovingly, and in a humorous vein, to @geminibear who always wanted a Sports Forum, and who left our fair shores 13 months ago now. I hope he found his Sports Forum and is having fun where he is, but I, and I’m sure I’m not alone, miss him. https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10155534091513386 Gman
  7. Dedicated to @tyro and all other English, Theater, History, Creative Arts Teachers, and those in related fields out in Forum Land. Gman
  8. I don’t know if it is due to the last iOS update which occurred the other day or if Dropbox has done something new. Initially Dropbox didn’t even show up as an option even though I have the Dropbox app installed. I fixed that. But when I try to upload, the upload option is greyed out. Gman
  9. Is 1 out of 2 still a positive note? http://cache.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/274043-Its-Been-A-Rough-Week-But-On-A-Positive-Note....jpg Gman
  10. From McSweeneys.net—- http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/3zbd2llwrgr6ydt/Photo%20Feb%2003%2C%207%2033%2053%20PM.jpg?dl=0 There have been a ton of rumors about why Jo and I are leaving our show. Like, that I’m the Lindberg baby, and that is why my hair is long. Or that I insisted on making contact with a section of Waco that UNESCO declared a world heritage site due to its high ratio of effectively un-contacted persons. Sometimes, Jo and I laugh into mason jars until we scream, so that our TV family won’t hear us. No, the real, REAL reason we’re are leaving HGTV is to explore our new passion: 1970s European Brutalism. See, Jo could only pretend to care about the special touches that make a house a home for so much longer. And I woke up one morning and said to myself, “Chip, you don’t give a hockey puck if these homeowners chose a reading nook in the playroom or a Juliet balcony off the master bath.” After some reflection and time with our pastor, we realized that what we really wanted to do was to cram a harsh, unwieldy post-war aesthetic down people’s throats. So, no more shiplap. No more driving around in a pickup truck. No more lies. Now we can say to the Smiths and the Prestons and all the other good families we’ve been blessed to work with: you are meaningless specks in the face of mechanization and the worker-state. Here is your concrete cube. We don’t care if you like it. It is functional enough for your purposes. Get over yourselves. We totally get that this is kind of a new deal for everyone to get comfortable with. Like, if we take your family out for a naturalistic photo shoot in a field of bluebells, now we are just doing it for no reason, because the universe is chaotic. The photos will not be displayed in your house at its big reveal. When we pull back the oversized photo screen showing the old fixer upper, there will be no curb appeal, only a feeling of pervasive dread and the “beep, beep” of a concrete truck backing up onto the front lawn to start pouring more and more concrete. Jo has shaved her head and is living in a squatter house on the outskirts of Berlin. I’m told she’s crafting a new line of scented candles and holiday door swag inspired by Belgian post-war public housing failures. We just know you’re going to love these for your family. They really bring out the feelings of desperation lurking just beneath the surface of commodity fetishism. So Christmassy! With some extra time on my hands I, too, have developed a more utilitarian presentation of self. That is why some in our inner circle have found me lurking on their front porches wearing this flour sack unitard with grommets strategically placed to reveal my nipples. I do not know how to cook and, with Jo in Berlin, I am unable to care for myself. I probably need some electrolytes, but otherwise Chip is all good! You may be wondering what will happen to our current ventures. As you know, over the last five years, we’ve released exclusive lines of paints, rugs, wallpapers, gene therapies, Janissary armies, pajamas, llamas, synchronized swim moves, guns, holsters, whips, and tankinis. Some of you have tried all of them, and you frighten us. In fact, our new favorite colors for fall are You Frighten Us and No We Can’t All Be Married. Speaking of marriage, when Jo comes back I’ve put together a really special surprise vow renewal ceremony. We’ve always said that we put the Lord first, our marriage second, and our kids right after that. Our renewal vows will reflect our new priorities: we’re putting form first, the Lord second, and third is our new series of craft cocktails inspired by things Joanna experienced in Berlin without Chip. We are just stoked to share, from our family to yours, an ideologically pure answer to the fin de siècle decadence of the middle class! ******* Gman
  11. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf-38gfDrRY Gman
  12. http://wp.production.patheos.com/blogs/exploringourmatrix/files/2014/05/wpid-Photo-20140514030627.jpg Gman
  13. Unfortunately no hunky mechanics in the neighborhood. There aren’t any un-hunky ones either. I’ll take a look at the auto places. But most of them charge for a diagnostic scan in my neck of the woods. Gman
  14. I wonder if there is some forensic way to tell if a download came from malware or was actively downloaded. Gman
  15. I wish capes were back in fashion. Gman
  16. Right now I’m trying to decide if it’s worth it for me to buy an OBD II reader that reads airbag codes- not all do. They are the more expensive ones. AutoZone and O’Reilly carry them. Unfortunately the ones they use for their free checks don’t read airbag codes. Gman
  17. Thanks. It seems to be an informative site. As far as I can tell, Kia, or st least this model is not under the Takata recall. My last car was. It was a Nissan Versa. But Nissan said they didn’t have the parts to fix it. And when I went looking, I was initially looking for a Nissan Versa. When I went by the local Nissan place, they said Nissan had sent a directive not allowing dealers to sell old Versas because of the airbag problem. I think they said if they took one in trade in, they sent it off to auction. Gman
  18. I remember Kyle’s physique and the fact that he didn’t show his face. However if I was wrong about him having a bad rep, then it seems to me there might have been another muscular escort from Colorado at the same time who didn’t have a stellar reputation. Gman
  19. I was interested in him years ago, but I seem to remember some not great reviews-or if not that, some unfavorable comments in the Forum. And even if I’m wrong still usimg pictures from possibly the late 90’s to the mid 2000’s in 2018 has to be an enormous red flag. Gman
  20. I hear you. I’m about 5” when I think the average range starts at 5.5”. I don’t obsess about it quite as much as you describe. But being gay obviously my glance happens to ‘occasionally’ strike a guy’s fly area. So many of the guys I see have very full fly areas. Mine wouldn’t look as full as most of these guys if I were sporting a semi hard erection. It’s depressing. And if I were a bit larger, topping would be so much easier. As it is I’m always wondering if I’ll be able to get past a guy’s buttocks. Gman
  21. Unfortunately from what I can tell, Kia’s warranties don’t apply to subsequent owners. Plus it’s a 2011. It’s out of warranty. Carfax noted a rear end cosmetic collision. There is nothing on Carfax to indicate the air bags ever deployed. There is a recall out for something called a Stop Lamp Switch which can cause the brake lights not to work and the cruise control to not disengage. I’m planning to get that fixed in a couple of weeks. In the meantime, my brake lights work and I’m not using the cruise control. I understand your point about getting it looked at as soon as possible,-and I appreciate the advice. But frankly I don’t have the money right now. Hopefully I will by the end of the month. Gman
  22. I have a new for me 2011 Kia Soul Plus. It’s a replacement car as I was in a wreck the last week of December. So about a week after I got it, I noticed when I was driving that the airbag light came on-not the passenger one but the one under my speedometer. When I got home, I turned off the car and turned the motor back on. I went for a few mile drive, and it never came back on. Everything was both hunky and dory until it did this a few more times. Then last week it started staying on. I know I have to get it looked at. I just hope it’s nothing too expensive. Gkan
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