I tried meeting Ducati years ago when he lived in Seattle. I called him several times -different days. He would answer the phone then before I had a chance to speak he would say, 'I can't talk now. I'll call you back," which he never did. When I finally did get to talk to him, he told me he didn't kiss. So considering his fees (expensive), outcalls only (I would have had to get a hotel, so more expense), and the no kissing, it was a no brainer not to hire him-disappointing but a no brainer.
Gman
http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.50594823.4365/ra,unisex_tshirt,x1350,101010:01c5ca27c6,front-c,30,60,940,730-bg,f8f8f8.u2.jpg
Also available to buy on the web...I mean the shirt-and not, unfortunately, the model.
Gman
http://i1262.photobucket.com/albums/ii612/rexmaker/2D20E43F-ED62-4446-925B-28E37848A7FE_zpsfvjpxnde.jpeg
(Note: If you like this t-shirt, you can look up 'paranormal distribution' on the web to find out where to buy it. There were several places it was available. )
Gman
'I feel well' can also mean that there is nothing wrong with your sense of touch. It's working perfectly. So actually when talking about physical or mental states of being, 'I feel good' is less ambiguous.
Gman
http://i1262.photobucket.com/albums/ii612/rexmaker/F1B1FD62-40A2-4574-9840-F9918B74A426_zpsww4sqaso.jpg
I'm unclear whether the award is for the giver, the receiver, or both.
Gman
You ever seen one this big?" Tom bragged cockily.
(I can't tell a lie. This was in Wikipedia's article on Tom Swifties. )
Gman
PS In our world we should probably substitute the name Tom with Kevin Slater.