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First time I've seen an escort refer to his "10/10 hole."

I could have slapped the living daylights out of him cos he’s a way way young skinny guy compared to my stocky built lol... the brat!!

I was recently blocked by a provider from checking his page for not writing a review. I told him I am not at ease writing a review and that I am not obligated to do so. Anyone else would like to share similar stories?

Hmmm balls and all

Low hanging fruits are the sweetest ???

Wow he’s got some pretty low hanging fruit of the loom there ?

Wow he’s got some pretty low hanging fruit of the loom there ?

Andy has done very well since his porn days.

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...and he doesn't smoke pole

He should have been ready to go. My suspicion is he prefers to not bottom for clients and wanted to use that as an excuse to persuade you not to top him. Sounds unprofessional to not be prepped.
As for asking for the time back, that’s a sticky situation. Pun not intended.

Vers usually means bottom, that's why most escorts assume a versatile older guy just wants to get fucked.
 
If you had such a great time with him you should definitively review him and next time you hire make sure to tell the guy "I want to flip", that's more clear than a percentage of probabilities about you being top or not.

Yikes! lol. I want a cuddle post-sesh ?

Oh dear! What a messed up Adonis.

Does cuddling and spooning count as NOTHING happened?

We all know you don't like rimming... just like some straight men don't eat pussy...
 
Have you ever been rimmed?
 
There's something about giving and receiving pleasure even if you're paying.
 
May I suggest you skip the threads about rimming? For example I don't hire masseurs and I rarely check the spa. I also don't like how bossy/demanding clients sound when they talk about masseurs like objects and make a scandal if the HE is before or after the 90 mins. etc...
 
Just my 2 cents.

Well noted. Thanks for that.

Honey-Coated Hot dick is my favorite ?

Wow that must have been some kinda magical dick that stands as erect as the Washington Monument ??

Has anyone hired this guy?

Perhaps... but i'll just wait it out for the SALE price....coming soon !

Damn if he would partner with Jake Mitchell down here in DC, I would break my piggy bank to participate in that group session.

Well possibly he was taking sex for pay, but the expression "I am here for all your needs" or some such similar phrasing is common among bellmen. Consider, if it had been a bellwoman and she said the same exact phrase the same exact way, would you have considered it a come on. If the answer is no, then it probably was just service as usual and wishful thinking. If the answer is yes, then, you blew it and he didn't.

As a rule I NEVER hire and escort who answers Ask Me to the questions Orientation and Position. I expect to know and I have no intention of asking.