Bizarre, Drunk Kansas Man, 23, Charged For Lewd Tailpipe Tryst

[+ Avalon]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/kansas-man-charged-for-tailpipe-tryst-762953

 

Get a garage! ;-)))

[+ friendofsheila]

Well, it would have been more interesting if he was trying to make the car have sex with HIM, if you know what I mean!!

[Mo Mason]

Good looking kid. He could have easily found a person to do that to instead of a car. lol How embarrassing for him.

[+ sync]

Some people just love cars.

[TruHart1]

...or perhaps the car was like Christine (in Stephen King's novel about a possessed classic red 1958 Plymouth Fury) and forced her tailpipe on him.

 

His defense might be that the car made him do it! :eek:

 

TruHart1

[Guest]

I’m suspecting the marijuana had something to do with it. I remember eating one of those magic brownies in Amsterdam a few years ago, and I got really horny. I think only some strains do that. Any of you know which ones?

[rvwnsd]

[+ friendofsheila]

I remember eating one of those magic brownies in Amsterdam a few years ago, and I got really horny.

 

 

Please don't tell me this story ends like the one with guy who used to post here, who got horny when I mentioned that it appeared he wanted to get rimmed by a 18-wheel semi.

[rvwnsd]

Please don't tell me this story ends like the one with guy who used to post here, who got horny when I mentioned that it appeared he wanted to get rimmed by a 18-wheel semi.

Now you have to tell us whether (and how) the truck got parked in the garage.

[liubit]

The boy looks cute. I would have gladly volunteered for him to use my “tailpipe” to get off.