The most highbrow jokes in the world

[+ Avalon]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/how-many-surrealists-does-it-take-to-screw-in-a-light-bulb-a-fish-the-most-highbrow-jokes-in-the-8691191.html

 

I liked:

 

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says: ‘Five beers, please’,”

[+ honcho]

I'm pretty sure @Kurtis Wolfe will appreciate the joke about the TCP packet:

 

4. A TCP packet walks into a bar, and says to the barman: “Hello, I’d like a beer.” The barman replies: “Hello, you’d like a beer?” “Yes,” replies the TCP packet, “I’d like a beer.”

 

 

 

 

(Unhappy news - Bob Braden, inventor of the TCP protocol passed away 5 months ago ... I had the pleasure of working with him on a joint project between my major west coast university and ISI).

[mike carey]

My fave is, '8. There are 10 types of people in this world. Those that know binary, and those that don’t.' Honourable mention to the two crows and the programmer and 12 loaves of bread.

[+ bashful]

Haven't read then all yet, but #13. “Yes.” “Oui.” “Si.” “Ja.”

[Guest]

This place needs more humor