Some Things You Can't Make Up, But Others You Can

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Sometimes, Google turns into a deep, deep rabbit hole. Other times, the time sink is provided courtesy of a site like STR8UOGAYPORN. Tonight's journey yielded these gems that you just can't make up:

 

From The Daily Mail, an HOA in Tennessee fined a woman $100 because after a snowfall the outline her parked car left looked like a penis.

 

Also from The Daily Mail, a woman who transitioned to being male now considers themselves to be an alien. If you Google their name (listed in the article) you can link to their Facebook page where they discuss a different article published about them. Spoiler alert: their parents were supportive of their transition from female to male, but are not quite as supportive of their transition to being an agender, otherworldly, alien.

 

Now for the story about someone who made a lot of stuff up and convinced people it was true. Gizmodo reports about a guy who claims to be an MD but isn't whose "research" has been cited in major news outlets and even convinced Dan Savage that he is a real sex therapist. One of his research papers is titled “Similar mechanisms of traumatic rectal injuries in patients who had anal sex with animals to those who were butt-fisted by human sexual partners.”

 

Seems like a research paper with the term "butt-fisted" in the title should have caused someone to question the author's credentials.

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“The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.” ― Tom Clancy