Dear Mr. Nicholas...

[RockHard]

"SNAP! It went SNAP! I'm not gonna try to get through to you any more. There was a second back there, yeah, there was a second, just a second when I could have gotten through to you, when maybe we could have cut through all this, this CRAP. But it's past, and I'm not gonna try.

Total war.

Total."

Edward Albee, Whose Afraid of Virginia Woolf

 

 

 

Dear Mr. Nicholas,

 

Doesn't Doug69 remind you of cancer? He sure knows how to kill...

 

Like many of 69's posts, one could say this recent contribution is a predatory masterpiece. Too bad his dick doesn't rise as fast as his view counter. But, as you already know, I can relate to that problem. I sure hope Daddy hit the streets to sell ad space. You can almost feel MER turning green, and I ain't talkin' cash flow, baby. Benjamin, you've always known how to attract a ton of attention (it does seem to come naturally). I'll bet 69 is like Isern, he thinks the view count is about him. Fool. And, like Hooboy, I've always admired your multi-faceted talents. It's hard to imagine an escort board without you.

 

Forget serial plagiarists, dear, it's the "serial" killers that scare me. One bleeding stab-wound is NEVER enough. And the blood-thristy, HATE-YOU jackals eagerly line up in 69's shadow (mainly double-posters, for sure, endorsing and promoting their own blood-stained bullshit, and, of course, the formerly-banned with bright and shiny new names). They are a hungry bunch.

 

I feel sorry for the Mickey Mouse voices who squealed "welcome back." We all know welcoming 69 back to this board is like welcoming a herpes relapse on the head of your dick the day before your scheduled appointment with Josh Weston. Nothing destroys fun like a disease with no cure. Some gay men will never be happy unless they're in the company of like-minded, ugly, hateful, miserable gay men who welcome and embrace TOTAL destruction.

 

"When wrong 'get right'"

NY Times 2003, in response to the Jayson Blair scandal

 

I did not read killer69's entire post—I don't read GQ and I'm not familiar with the work of Andy Borowitz and/or Dave Barry—and others no doubt have started a volunteer line to fact-check. I have no idea if the killer's accusations are true but given the obsessive, detailed attention and determination of this disease, the prognosis doesn't look good, my dear.

 

I'm not quite sure I'm willing to raise an escort's blog, even a famous, fun one like yours, to such serious heights (talk about deluded) but, as you must know, plagiarism in the world of writing is a serious accusation. If the accusation is, in fact, true, then it appears some soul-searching and professional counsel may be in order. This is a good time to surround yourself with smart advisors and those who love you. Something tells me you were ready to move on.

 

You may remember, several years ago I wondered aloud, questioning why a well-known escort would take on the role of gossip columnist, poking and prodding the very industry he continues to work in. How does one successfully hook and reel the marketplace with biting and gotcha words when one continues to take money for companionship from the very same marketplace he skewers? I never did get a good answer.

 

Benjamin, it should be no surprise that fat, ugly gay men with bad breath, HATE younger, successful, attractive braggarts, especially if the handsome, hot-bodied blonde-boy with a great ass is a popular, "exclusive" escort with talent and a brain. After all, shelling out tons and tons of cash for your sweet, "exclusive" attention is pain personified for those who are broke and can only afford Isern. No ugly, gay man desperate-for-a-chance-at-fucking-a-beauty wishes to surrender ALL the power. And, then, to feel your Doc Marten boot up their ass and your artful (if borrowed), prideful words thrown in their faces—well, THAT simply ignites TOO MUCH PAIN and ANGER, even for the greatest BDSM fan to bear. No wonder that thread is so bitter and hateful.

 

Assuming the accusations are true, I hope you find a little comfort in knowing that you are not alone. Many smart and talented men and women throughout history have experienced a moment or two of professional self-destruct, making mind-boggling choices and decisions that simply defy an easy explanation. Some people know a heart can be in the right place while the brain spurts many farts. I say, better to be a dreamer and attempt to live it than to live a life with no dream at all. 69's err, um...discovery...may mark the end of your career as the gossip writer known as Benjamin Nicholas but life is not over and it goes on, especially for a handsome, sexy blonde man with talent and a brain.

 

Benjamin, you have few friends here so, once again, I caution you against engaging the goading, blood-thirsty jackals. Be grateful for the few thoughtful, intelligent comments that surprised even me. While the cretins pontificate LOUDLY with over-bloated histrionics and pretentious, self-serving platitude-babble (as though they've never been deluded, made mistakes, bragged, had a dream, or licked an immoral, hypocrite-man's ass) they will NEVER be content with any response from you. All the jackals care about is the pleasure of feeding on the kill.

 

Speaking of blood-thristy cretins, how about that fucking-coward-cunt-asshole with piss-stained trousers and gaping holes at the knees who's throwing the word "moral" and "values" around while his dickless-head is stealing all the "free" internet porn he can get his lube-crusted hands on? Can you believe this barf-bowl of shit: "I personally would not engage in a personal sex act with anyone I knew in advance of, to be of highly questionable character or morality. Those are my values." Don't you just love the disclaimer "in advance of?" I can't stop laughing at the fool. Can't you just see him on his knees asking to see the value/moral card before he swallows that big-old-cock whole? If I didn't know better, I'd say this fucking-coward-cunt-double-posting asshole was a Republican in the closet. How else can one explain such stupidity?

 

Do you think someone can tell me where the fuck is Tom morality-hater Isern? Why is it when someone else uses the word "morals" and "values" Isern is in the bathroom taking a big dump in some customer's mouth? Oh well, I hear he really needs the money. Actually, I'm heartened the escorts have kept quiet. I suspect many know how easy it is to trip, stumble and fall.

 

Benjamin, I think it's time for me to confess, I'm deluded, too. I thought this place had such hope, especially after Daddy got assertive with the Clorox and a mop. This board has too many ugly gay men who have conflicting issues surrounding the purchase of escort services. I don't see this ever becoming a truly friendly place. If these sour men only knew how to seduce with their brain, their heart, and their personality, they might discover a wallet isn't always necessary.

 

I want to thank you for the years of fun and friendly correspondence. No matter how biting or challenging my criticism, you always treated me with kindness and respect. As far as I'm concerned, that's the mark of a true professional. Borrowing someone else's words, especially for no monetary gain, can be forgiven.

 

I'm wishing you well, Benjamin.

 

RockHard

[2hard2tame]

uh...LOL?

[Guest EuropTravl]

>Borrowing someone else's words, especially for no monetary

>gain, can be forgiven.

 

"Borrow" (v)

:take and use (something that belongs to someone else) with the intention of returning it"

 

 

"I'm sorry. I said I was sorry - what do you want me to do - throw up?"

"Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolfe"

Edward Albee

 

 

"Mamma, I don't steal things. I FINDS them."

JJ, "Good Times" circa 1977

[MindThe Gap]

RE: So much bullshit - So little time

 

ROTFFLMFAO!

 

Rockhard must need a new publicist because any star struck, nine year old little girl with clinical acne and metal braces from Boise, Idaho, could read through this shit and conclude that this isn’t a letter to Benjamin offering condolences, support and guidance in his time of toil and trouble; it’s simply just another desperate and tired public audition opportunity for the understudy role of Max Bialystock in the touring production of “The Producers” which he’s been turned down for, nine times now. N-i-n-e times.

 

Since Rockhard is so close to, and fond of, the “serial plagiarist”, perhaps he should inquire of his buddy Ben how he landed AND nailed the role of the “head busboy” in the San Antonio touring production of “Hello Dolly” years ago. Even though it was during a time where he claimed to be completing his “double major” academic studies in Chicago and yet another can of bloated worms, I’m sure there are some useful tips there somewhere for Rockhard to pursue in his quest for fame and recognition. God only knows, he has absolutely nothing to lose and everything to gain.

 

Please don’t give up and kill yourself Rockhard. There’s nothing in the world more stressing for the surviving family members than to throw a funeral and to find out that the only person to show up was the paid clergy.

[RockHard]

RE: So much bullshit - So little time

 

"So much bullshit - So little time"

 

It's nice to see someone's conscience has finally booted this 37-post-jerk in the ass.

[Guest DickHo]

One word: karma.

 

Karma means action, generally taken as a term that comprises the entire cycle of cause and effect. Karma is a sum of all that an individual has done, is currently doing and will do. Individuals go through certain processes and accompanying experiences throughout their lives which they have chosen, and those would be based on the results of their own creations. Karma is not about retribution, vengeance, punishment or reward. The law of Karma simply deals with the causes of all deeds actively created past and present; and the effects in all present and future experiences; thus making one responsible for one's own life, and the pain and joy brought to oneself and others. All living beings are responsible for their karma and for their release from samsara.

 

From http://buddhism.2be.net/Karma

[+ Axiom2001]

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[RockHard]

RE: Karma

 

Well, I'm a firm believer...and in several clichés, especially:

 

"What goes around, comes around!," especially sung by that R&B dynamo, Regina Belle, and, "Those who live by the sword die by the sword." But one needs a conscience in order for these things to matter.

 

I'm also a firm believer in standing by your man, friend, family, loved one, and someone you admire. I despise fair-weather friends and wishy-washy types. I got rid of mine ages ago. The best time to determine love, loyalty and friendship is when things go wrong, not when things are peachy.

 

I've witnessed more good from Benjamin Nicholas than I've witnessed the dastardly devil some enjoy making him out to be. But, my mother, friends and colleagues do refer to me as the ultimate cock-eyed optimist. Plus, I'm a sucker for blondes, even the peroxide type. :-)

[Guest EuropTravl]

RE: Karma

 

I never thought anyone was out to kill him. And I've always found a little bit of "humble" to be so much more attractive. (LOL, I've even told another one or two escorts the reason I never wanted to hire BN is I'm not springing for the penthouse at the Wynn and the First Class Airfare and the Virgin Airlines lounge and the... and the.... and the.....)

[RockHard]

RE: Murder

 

"I never thought anyone was out to kill him."

 

Well denial and blindness are popular around here. Plus, with only 15 posts, why would you have any thought on the matter? 69's use of Benjamin's photo as his avatar image is not life affirming. Plus, who meant "kill" in the sense of murdering someone? Oy. No wonder you can't afford the Wynn. :-)

[Guest EuropTravl]

RE: Murder

 

Honey, many of us have lurked here for YEARS and don't feel the need to comment on ANYthing. I started to post after meeting the late Lynden, and commented on that - for obvious reasons -, and joined here just because I thought this topic was FUNNY (especially after being blue a while after Lynden's death.) Does one's credibility RISE with the number of times they've spouted off here?

 

PS...I've taken escorts to Australia, Europe, the Orient, and Latin America and don't feel the need to, and thank-God THEY don't feel the need to, post a travelogue portfolio online. But you and your "braggart" do seem a very compatible couple! And I never was interested in BN because who the hell wants to be "Chapter 7" in the book*?

 

*Oh, and (wink wink), you just KNOW it's in the works.

[MindThe Gap]

RE: So very sad

 

>Honey, many of us have lurked here for YEARS and don't feel

>the need to comment on ANYthing.

 

Don't worry EuropTravl, Rockhard can't help himself. He had rocks thrown at him on the playground when he was nine because his mother dressed him in pink knickers and yellow button up sweaters. He's never been capable of getting beyond those tragic days so he uses his imaginary life around here to make himself feel better and those around him miserable.

 

Can anyone NOT see what a sad, lonely and bitter person Rockhard really is?

[Guest EuropTravl]

RE: So very sad

 

> He had

>rocks thrown at him on the playground when he was nine because

>his mother dressed him...

 

Well, if Rockhard pays attention he'd see I've never posted any direct attack on BN in any post, or will join in any attack on him - people DO like to see ANYONE who builds a pedestal sky high for themselves to perch upon brought back to earth. I don't care if it's BN or NB or BB or NN......

 

He has to admit it was BN in this case who about painted a bright red bullseye on his chest.

LOL, like I said, I've never been interested in this person because what if I bought champagne to pour and lick off his body and GOD FORBID it be domestic! That might be chapter 8, 9 and possibly 10.

[Guest EuropTravl]

RE: So very sad

 

PSS. I KNOW, I know, Rockhard, I'd have to save 2 month's salary to even afford beer.

 

(what's this? #18? ... I'm gainin' on ya!)

[RockHard]

RE: So very sad

 

Those damn smiley's...damned if you use them, damned if you don't. I was kidding, EuropTravl. I love the deaf, broke, defensive and blind. :-)

 

ps Domestic champagne? YUK! ;(

[SAdler]

RE: So very sad

 

>ps Domestic champagne? YUK! ;(

 

No such thing If it's "domestic" then it's not from Champagne in France and only Sparkling White Wine

[Guest Delaware Man]

RE: So very sad

 

RockHard:

Your postings prove you are a pretentious,insecure nelly queen.I'll bet you have a "pencil dick" too.

You need counseling, as you say you live in New York, you should have your car service take you to "Bellevue" at once.

[Guest skrubber]

RE: So very sad

 

Rockhard thanks for your post. Ben must be going through some hard times right now and I know that your post helped him. Dougy knows that I (for one) dismiss his posts summarily. But that doesn't mean I don't read them. The one thing I was thinking while reading his post was that it smacked of the delusional ChgoBoy. Who on God's green earth would go through all that trouble and consume so much time conspiring to bash someone if he were not himself obsessed with them? Yes, Dougy made a splash upon his return, now let's see how long he plays the BN card. Heart in the right place Rock? That is exactly where Ben's is. I have known Ben for three years, not a lifetime by any stretch but long enough where I feel as if I realy know him. A more caring, sensitive, considerate, honest (yes Dougy honest) gay man walks no where on this earth. If these accusations prove to be true, I will be first in line to forgive and forget.

[Txpaytoplay]

Bravo.....Bravo.....

Very Well Written.

I admire your charcter! :-)

[+ Tom Isern]

ROCKHEAD—DADDY’S M4M INTERNET TROLL: “While the cretins pontificate LOUDLY with over-bloated histrionics and pretentious, self-serving platitude-babble (as though they've never been deluded, made mistakes, bragged, had a dream, or licked an immoral, hypocrite-man's ass) they will NEVER be content with any response from you. All the jackals care about is the pleasure of feeding on the kill.”

 

 

AWWW…and just when I was starting to think that Mr. Rockhead doesn’t know himself, he pens this witty assessment of his own character. Very good, Rockhead. Very good, indeed.

 

You were wondering why I don't spend every day lurking on this site and reading and responding to every little thing you pen? Because, honey—unlike you—I actually HAVE a life! And what you have to say about me doesn't really matter at all. My experience is that the men on this board are much smarter than you give them credit for being. They know an internet troll <ah...that would be YOU> when they smell one. And your ridiculous, petty, and pretentious pontifications go in one proverbial ear and out the other--just as they should.

[Guest EuropTravl]

RE: So very sad

 

>>ps Domestic champagne? YUK! ;(

>

>No such thing If it's "domestic" then it's not from

>Champagne in France and only Sparkling White Wine

 

To Scott Adler,

Listen here YOU.

http://www.jardinefoods.com/images/products/0-22531-05255-6-400.jpg

 

:o

 

(maybe BN is now breathing a sigh of relief he's never met me??? I told you I could rate 2 or 3 chapters....)

[Louis]

Escort blogs and personal websites are nice, but I have yet to hire an escort who has either, but that may change at some point.

What's important to me is how I am treated by an escort, and I have no doubt that I would have a great time with BN.

[RockHard]

RE: So very sad

 

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/162/416055064_429ce58134.jpg

 

My dick has been called many names but nobody has ever called it "pencil." Delaware Man, your post proves you are less than ordinary. It sucks to be you. If Delaware is your home, then it sucks further. How about I send you my driver to take you for a nice long ride? :-)

[RockHard]

RE: M4M's WORST ESCORT

 

"You were wondering why..."

 

Not really, dear. I was just usin' you.

[RockHard]

RE: Thank you!

 

To the gentlemen who posted kind sentiments on this thread, thank you. I'd also like to thank the guys who have written privately, especially the escorts. I so wish I could copy and paste some of the wonderful stuff you guys write but I know I would anger many of you if I ever posted it on this board. I sort of did it once to Scott Adler, thinking he would laugh along with me, and I, regretfully, pissed him off. Never again. You all have my word.

 

It used to bother me that many of you refuse to contribute to the board or, at least, say publicly what you write privately. I've gotten over that. I fully accept that some folks just don't have the stomach for the attack dogs. And it's a shame this board attracts so many unhappy people. Escorting, it's the nature of this wild beast, I guess.

 

Let me be clear, I can never condone copyright infringement. When it comes to the rule of copyright law, I will always be on the side of the artist/creator. This subject cuts too close to the bone for me.

 

That said, when someone I care about trips, falls, fails and fucks up, I help him stand up and I do my best to offer as much support as I can. Nobody's perfect and we're only human. Let he who is without sin, cast the first yada, yada, yada.

 

Thank you all for reading my posts. :-)