Airport Pat Down

[+ E.T.Bass]

A TSA agent had to pat me down today at the security check, a smaller Midwestern airport.

I was offered a private screening but declined. He pretty much had to clear me by feeling all the area around and on my junk, my butt, inner thighs and so on.

 

The only thing that bothered me was it seemed the agent was a little embarrassed. A younger Asian dude, not that his being young and Asian mattered at all.

 

In retrospect I wish we could have done the private screening, instead of being the good soldier and going forward with the procedure right there. Might have been a more positive experience for everyone.

 

His lead agent, another dude, directed the protocol. I expect the three of us would have done the screening together in private.

 

Has anyone experienced a similar situation? I'd be especially curious about private screening protocol.

[+ VictorPowers]

I have had the exact experience you described. It’s rare for me to ever receive the “pat down” but next time I will demand the private one(For research purposes of course).

[LivingnLA]

I only have vague memories of pat downs because I never went through a body scanner. They were always in public. I didn't want to waste time going to a room and it served as a teachable moment for my kids after the TSA person was done. I switched to precheck years ago and haven't needed to even think about them since. I do know pat downs have become more thorough according to the TSA. The pat downs I recall were fairly conventional and unremarkable. The only one I remember, was a built redhead in Chicago who was very thorough and seemed slower than others. Almost as if he was cupping my cock and balls instead of the perfunctory way others were back then. Could've just been my imagination since I have a weakness for redheads, male or female.

[+ E.T.Bass]

Sounds like we are both good soldiers.

 

 

I have had the exact experience you described. It’s rare for me to ever receive the “pat down” but next time I will demand the private one(For research purposes of course).

[RealAvalon]

Sounds like we are both good soldiers.

 

I sense a fantasy montage coming on

[Islesguy]

I always got the pat down before I signed up for pre-check. I won't go through the cancer death ray machines. Never opted for a private room. Pat downs ranged from quick and simple to very aggressive. I don't think any of the TSA people have a clue.

[Walker1]

I had a private screening. I was wearing jeans that I use for yard work, so probably had some mud and fertilizer in it and forgot to wash it before flying. The scanner kept indicating some stuff in my jeans and they asked me if I wanted to do a private or in public. I said private and they took me to a room. It was a short business trip so only had carry on. They said they would bring it and asked me to point it out. I was taken to a screened room and they patted me down thoroughly and my jeans were down to my knees and took some tests. It didn't help that the guy doing the patting was hot muscled handsome dude that I would definite pay 300 bucks an hour for!

 

But the supervisor was in the room and he was an older flabby man, that killed my boner and I focused on him so as not to get excited(I will make a lousy escort!) and after they cleared me, they gave me, my carry on items which they had bought here and sent me on way. Very respectful, always calling me sir and very professional-though I do fantasize about being alone with that muscle agent alone!

[+ purplekow]

I had a private screening. I was wearing jeans that I use for yard work, so probably had some mud and fertilizer in it and forgot to wash it before flying. The scanner kept indicating some stuff in my jeans and they asked me if I wanted to do a private or in public. I said private and they took me to a room. It was a short business trip so only had carry on. They said they would bring it and asked me to point it out. I was taken to a screened room and they patted me down thoroughly and my jeans were down to my knees and took some tests. It didn't help that the guy doing the patting was hot muscled handsome dude that I would definite pay 300 bucks an hour for!

 

But the supervisor was in the room and he was an older flabby man, that killed my boner and I focused on him so as not to get excited(I will make a lousy escort!) and after they cleared me, they gave me, my carry on items which they had bought here and sent me on way. Very respectful, always calling me sir and very professional-though I do fantasize about being alone with that muscle agent alone!

With him calling you Sir?

[Walker1]

With him calling you Sir?

Yes, both of them called me Sir when referring to me throughout and were very respectful and professional throughout the encounter.

[marylander1940]

Sounds like we are both good soldiers.

 

 

No, it never happened to me.

 

Was there any reason why YOU were singled out for "special treatment"?

[+ Keith30309]

DON’T GET MAD, GET EVEN

There’s no way to get on a commercial aircraft in the United States without having to be screened properly by the TSA. That doesn’t mean you have to like it. And that doesn’t mean you have to not like it quietly. Here are some techniques to beat the TSA at their own game.

 

GO COMMANDO (FOR GUYS ONLY)

There’s nothing wrong with going commando these days. So do it on your travel day.

Make sure you get the pat down, and for an extra bonus, accidentally leave your zipper undone.

 

YOU ATE SOME HORRIBLE FOOD…

You ate some horrible food before coming to the airport, so naturally you have gas.

As the TSA agent is patting you down, explain that you had some awful Mexican food.

As the agent reaches for your inner thigh, let one rip. And then apologize, “Sorry. That last one came out kinda wet.”

 

TEST OUT YOUR ACTING SKILLS

As you’re receiving your pat down, start moaning, and then proceed to fake an orgasm.

 

DO SOME TSA SOCIAL NETWORKING

After receiving your pat down, thank the TSA agent, and then give the agent your phone number. With a wink, mention, “I can give you the pat down next time.”

 

BE A PRUDE

Explain to the TSA agent after the pat down, “Wow, that’s the first time I’ve ever been to 2nd base at the airport.”

 

BE A PERVERT

After receiving your pat down, ask, “So if we go to the private screening area, will you finish me off?”

 

BRING BACK CHILDHOOD MEMORIES

As the TSA agent is patting you down, explain, “You know, my father used to touch me in the same way.”

[+ E.T.Bass]

I sense a fantasy montage coming on

 

One must follow direction, like good soldiers.

 

The young man was a bit flummoxed. I should have followed his lead agent's cue that we could move to a private area.

 

Lesson learned!

[+ E.T.Bass]

I sense a fantasy montage coming on

 

One must follow direction, like good soldiers.

 

The young man was a bit flummoxed. I should have followed his lead agent's cue that we could move to a private area.

 

Lesson learned!

[+ E.T.Bass]

No, it never happened to me.

 

Was there any reason why YOU were singled out for "special treatment"?

 

They like the cut of my jeans??

:cool:

[+ E.T.Bass]

No, it never happened to me.

 

Was there any reason why YOU were singled out for "special treatment"?

 

They like the cut of my jeans??

:cool:

[+ friendofsheila]

I have had the exact experience you described. It’s rare for me to ever receive the “pat down” but next time I will demand the private one(For research purposes of course).

 

"Yes, I'd prefer a private pat down."

 

"All right, sir. Please step this way."

 

Once in the room, choose from one (or more!) of the following as an ice-breaker:

 

"Can I lay down for this?"

"Boy, am I glad I shaved my butt today!"

"Can I video this with my phone?"

"Why don't I just save us all some time and take all my clothes off?"

[+ friendofsheila]

I have had the exact experience you described. It’s rare for me to ever receive the “pat down” but next time I will demand the private one(For research purposes of course).

 

"Yes, I'd prefer a private pat down."

 

"All right, sir. Please step this way."

 

Once in the room, choose from one (or more!) of the following as an ice-breaker:

 

"Can I lay down for this?"

"Boy, am I glad I shaved my butt today!"

"Can I video this with my phone?"

"Why don't I just save us all some time and take all my clothes off?"

[+ Pensant]

Haven’t been patted down in a long time, probably since I’ve had Global Entry for a while. Most of the TSA agents are pretty nice, although some airports have the Soviet attitude. Every time I return to the US, I’m struck by what a police state it’s becoming.

[+ Pensant]

Haven’t been patted down in a long time, probably since I’ve had Global Entry for a while. Most of the TSA agents are pretty nice, although some airports have the Soviet attitude. Every time I return to the US, I’m struck by what a police state it’s becoming.

[+ purplekow]

Yes, both of them called me Sir when referring to me throughout and were very respectful and professional throughout the encounter.

I was actually referring back to a concurrent thread about an escort having an influx clients who refer to him as sir.

[+ purplekow]

Yes, both of them called me Sir when referring to me throughout and were very respectful and professional throughout the encounter.

I was actually referring back to a concurrent thread about an escort having an influx clients who refer to him as sir.

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

For quite some time, I've need to be checked about two-thirds of the time on my right thigh. First thing I'm asked is if I have anything in my pocket, so I got to the point that after emptying my pockets before entering the scanner, I pull my pockets out of my slacks and let them hang there. It is usually just a five second pat on my right leg.

 

That is until this year where I've twice had a more thorough pat down and been asked if I'd like a private area. I've declined both times. (I have decided that I won't be bothered if my pants drop to my ankles. But it is fun knowing that the agents are concerned about that perception.) I also think it is funny when they run the back of their hands across my groin to avoid being accused of

groping.

 

Maybe I'll wear a kilt for my next flight....

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

For quite some time, I've need to be checked about two-thirds of the time on my right thigh. First thing I'm asked is if I have anything in my pocket, so I got to the point that after emptying my pockets before entering the scanner, I pull my pockets out of my slacks and let them hang there. It is usually just a five second pat on my right leg.

 

That is until this year where I've twice had a more thorough pat down and been asked if I'd like a private area. I've declined both times. (I have decided that I won't be bothered if my pants drop to my ankles. But it is fun knowing that the agents are concerned about that perception.) I also think it is funny when they run the back of their hands across my groin to avoid being accused of

groping.

 

Maybe I'll wear a kilt for my next flight....

[craigville beach]

i wonder if anyone with a PA went for the private screening

[Cooper]

@E.T.Bass. Ever since I got my ICD (pacemaker/defibrillator) I have to ask for a pat-down. My device can not go through a metal detector nor can they use a wand on me, however, I can go through the x-ray detector.

 

In NYC detectors are not only in airports but in theaters, museums, & stadiums. So, I’ve had a lot of pat-downs. Never once did any agent, during the pat-down, touch my junk or butt. They have been most respectful and some even funny about it.

 

Last week at a museum the security guard told me to take everything out of my pocket & put it into the basket. When I told him I had a pacemaker/defibrillator he said, “Yea, you can put that in too”. He had a sense of humor about it.

 

To be honest, most guards seem uncomfortable about giving a pat-down. In the Vienna airport when I told security I had the implant, he looked at me with a concerned look and asked if I were ok. He just asked me to extend my arms & spread my legs. No pat-down.

 

The security guards are trained in how to deal with individuals with an ICD. If they felt it necessary to touch my junk or butt I won’t have an issue. They’re just doing their job.

Edited November 10, 2019 by Cooper