Cleanliness is next to impossible

[+ purplekow]

Escorts, as a man who is contemplating space, the final frontier, and by that I mean the space between my butt cheeks and bottoming for the first time, at an AARP time in my life, I need a bit of advice.

In preparation for a bottoming experience, are you willing to assist your partner in a cleansing enema if he is physically unable to do it himself or if he would just like you to do it for him?

[RockHard]

Purplekow, I went to bed last night chuckling over your post. My mind (and stomach) started churning with delicious answers to your query. I'm no escort but since I rarely bottom and always take the necessary precautions anyway, here are a few thoughts your question brought to mind:

 

1. Have you considered Drano Dual Force Foamer? I hear it works wonders and is so easy to use.

2. Call 917-902-2835 and ask for Tom Isern. I hear he's "tender and gentle," and judging by his mouth, he swallows, too.

3. Just how big is your tub?

4. I sure hope your monthly income is more than a Social Security check.

5. Can you afford a trip to Berlin?

6. Does your shit smell like Drakkar Noir?

 

I'm confident you'll get a heartfelt response from some enema-loving escort but I doubt it will appear on this board. Thank goodness for the private email option. Here's one final suggestion, avoid dinner at Rosa Mexicano before the cleansing event. In fact, try fasting a week in advance and keep your "Do Not Resuscitate" form handy.

 

I sincerely wish you a clean, fun time. :-)

[johnnybrk25]

I wouldn't suggest the enema option honestly. Some guys like to do it but it isn't good for you if you don't need it. It will also strip the rectal lining of their outermost cells making you more susceptible to catching an std

[samhexum]

 

 

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[samhexum]

I'm sure the other one will drop eventually

[FTM Zachary Prince]

I could if my client was "into" that. I generally recommend doing them at least a few hours in advance to let everything settle down before we meet. Doing an enema for the first time feels odd and it may irritate your body slightly. Usually within a few hours afterward everything returns to normal-feeling down there for you, which is the ideal state for trying something new like bottoming.

 

More importantly, make sure you choose a Top who is talented with beginners. Your first experience can be painful & awkward or smooth & pleasurable, depending on the skill level of your Top. It's also great to practice opening up your ass a bit in advance on your own with a small butt plug if you can.

[TruthBTold]

I find that using an enema is OK if it is very infrequent. If you are going to bottom a lot, you should learn the douche water way. However, because I bottom so little I am never sure using the water method whether I am really successful. And because I have to have colonoscopies periodically (family colon cancer history) I am used to feeling and consequences of an enema. And I start eating light the day before. Once you have accomplished your enema (it is not a quick process) get in the tub and take a nice relaxing bath and clean the area. You come out smelling fresh and clean and ready to be eaten and fucked. I think an escort is more likely to accompany you in the tub to help you (if you need that at all) then helping you with an enema/douche.

[jjkrkwood]

It's amazing just how relevant a 2006 Thread still is....