BillyBoy Again!

[Guest brianrj]

RE: Thanks Shooter

 

Hey Stud,

 

Glad to see you got the email thing worked out - now you and Will can have your discussion in private. (Just don't think that is an excuse not to contribute here!)

 

As for Sybil, well, it's like I've started sucking this dick and damn I'm not gonna quit 'til it comes. Blame my parents - it must be that Swedish /German mix.

 

So - come Sybil, come!

 

(Does anybody else think Woof Woof when they read that last line?)

[Guest Monopolizer]

Desperate Cry for Attention

 

With almost every sentence you criticize,ridicule,distort and exaggerate. I think you display a rather talented ability to write viciously, but at the same time your words seems like some sort of desperate and mean-spirited cry for attention. Like a bad little child, seeking and receiving negative attention is better than being completely ignored.

 

Why not debate the issues with a little less hate in your words? I enjoy your wit and writing style, but your hatefulness is irritating.

[Guest Shooter]

Oh, that German heritage!

 

I know! That German stubborn streak gets me every time. Unfortunately, my Irish Ire sometimes gets in the way, too! :-)

 

Thanks, again!

[Guest Skeptic]

50th post on this thread?

 

Well, since I began it, let me take slot #50-something with an eye to tying off this thread real soon.

 

To that end, the folks here at Menninger have been working for hours on integrating my several personalities into a single, consistent (more or less) ID. They've decided that the unifying trait among the variants is probably skepticism, and so, with the blessing of Dr. Lecter--my personal therapist and the head of the interdisciplinary team assigned to study me--I've decided to stay on at this forum as, yes, SKEPTIC. So far, the one personality who refuses to cooperate is the bubbly, ever-cheerful 12-year-old girl known as Polly, who pops out & takes control are rare but critical moments--such as when I wake up with a hangover. But I don't think she'll cause us any problems: as long as Hooboy has NannyGard or some such filter, Polly isn't likely to come wandering in here. (Still, I can't help wondering what she'd say if she did. "Yuck!" probably. But then again, as an avid reader of 'Tiger Beat,'she might develop a crush on Billyboy, and wouldn't THAT be messy?)

 

In any event, dear Red, whenever you see a post from Skeptic, you may be sure he'll hold to his/my usual agenda of attacking bogus promos, twink-gush, flagrant bias and other forms of message-board BS. With Diogenes now sent forth to seek truth & honesty in more likely venues than this, mine will be a lonely struggle. But in certain specialized areas of expertise--such as separating fact from fiction in measurement claims--I may well ask IntoSize back on board to take over temporarily. But I assure you, Red, the guy definitely knows what he's talking about. Bottom line: you'll know me when you see me!

 

And if, heaven forfend, some poster whose handle you've never seen here before claims he can PROVE that Aaron Lawrence is the love-child of Ross Perot and Margaret Hamilton--well then, you might have cause for concern. Dr. Lecter warned me that the possibility of relapse can't ever be ruled out. Seems it's a lifelong illness.

 

Bilbo, I like your idea of the Chinese menu approach to my collected works, and as soon as the concordance is done, I may start to use it. It dovetails nicely with another project I've been toying with: an interactive program allowing guys to write a review simply by pointing and clicking at an array of the two dozen most popular cliches culled from past critiques. You know, stuff like "the pictures on his website don't begin to do him justice" or "Yes! And I already have!"

 

Thanks, too, to for your Bergsonian exposition of the wit underlying Brian's (to me) still cryptic sally. Ignoring Shooter's mindless chortling, just read the sentence immediately BEFORE 'I type almost as, etc." and you'll see why the joke has no yolk. But your analysis is tip-top, nonetheless.

 

Brian, Brian, Brian! You are truly a good person. (I mean it) and I marvel at your almost saintly forbearance. You're not right about everything, though. Hed4str8 wasn't driven in defeat from the 'Clarification' War; he volunteered to sing the fat lady's part to end the harrowing spectacle, unintended by him, of someone called Gerald actually, literally, going to pieces right in front of us. (Besides, that was an actual screen name of mine at the time, and I wanted to retire it from here.) And no, the envoy I then sent wasn't me (again), it was a friend who was posting upstairs. My return role wasn't until Mefisto, I think. But thanks for your thoughtful and sweet-tempered remarks on the whole thing, and thanks, too, for the info on the fax.

 

BUT WAIT! THIS IS THE MOMENT SO MANY HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR. I am rebuked, chastised, and thoroughly dissed by one of my message board heroes--the long-absent Traveller. The pain of it will serve to shut me up. And as Oberon says to Puck: Welcome, wanderer!"

 

I go, but not before a closing question to Billy. Was it as escort or client that you penned the by-now-immortal "A Clarification"?

[Guest brianrj]

RE: And with a few simple words...

 

LAST EDITED ON Mar-29-00 AT 00:46AM (CST)[p]all was right again in the sandbox. And with the consolidation of personalities there was suddenly much more room to play. One could hear rock 'n roll in the distance, the smell of marijuana permeated the air and all the boys were fucking their brains out. This serene moment has been brought to you by "the Traveller."

 

And my thanks to him!

 

Skeptic - if you're ever in Minneapolis, dinner is on me.

[Guest youngblood]

RE: 50th post on this thread?

 

Skeptic, have you ever considered medication? Or, perhaps, wearing a strait jacket to help prevent your dexterous little fingers from pounding away at your keyboard?

[Guest Jake]

RE: 50th post on this thread?

 

ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

[Guest Shooter]

RE: 50th post on this thread?

 

Now, where did I leave that silly ol' mind this time?

[Guest Shooter]

...and now I can chortle!

 

I never realized I was so talented! :-)

[Bilbo]

RE: ...and now I can chortle!

 

Welcome, Skeptic. So long as you don't keep repeating yourself, you are a fascinatinly bracing breath of cold air, shrinking everyone's cocks so that we can think with the other mind for a minute before we turn tumescent again with ardor and glee all the greater for the hiatus.

Sorry, I just couldn't help myself. Had to say that to you before we boogie elsewhere. But I do agree. Unless we are going to consciously see who can be the magic number 69, its time to move to a new thread.