viewing ownly Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 I personally can't stand the taste of ham, and it doesn't agree with my digestive system anyway. My sister (the twice divorced size queen / lousy chef) REFUSES to ever have turkey when she hosts Thanksgiving. She hosts, so she chooses the entrees. Extended family over the years has either passed away, or found a more ideal set of people to enjoy the day. Mashed potatoes with hot mustard mixed in, spicy rolls, and those frozen ice cream cones with the crappy nuts on top for dessert. She prohibits others from bringing their own dish. That came to and end when heads butted eons ago when our father brought actual, delicious homemade mashed potatoes which everyone (except my sister) thoroughly enjoyed. If the food isn't bad enough, she always puts on gory war movies at full blast. Incredibly unacceptable with those who have small children, but she could care less. Every year it's the same - "Isn't there a football game, parade, or something else to see, please?" Nope. Becket, + Pensant, marylander1940 and 2 others 2 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Vegas_Millennial Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 1 hour ago, viewing ownly said: I personally can't stand the taste of ham, and it doesn't agree with my digestive system anyway. My sister (the twice divorced size queen / lousy chef) REFUSES to ever have turkey when she hosts Thanksgiving. She hosts, so she chooses the entrees. Extended family over the years has either passed away, or found a more ideal set of people to enjoy the day. Mashed potatoes with hot mustard mixed in, spicy rolls, and those frozen ice cream cones with the crappy nuts on top for dessert. She prohibits others from bringing their own dish. That came to and end when heads butted eons ago when our father brought actual, delicious homemade mashed potatoes which everyone (except my sister) thoroughly enjoyed. If the food isn't bad enough, she always puts on gory war movies at full blast. Incredibly unacceptable with those who have small children, but she could care less. Every year it's the same - "Isn't there a football game, parade, or something else to see, please?" Nope. Either (1) rotate who hosts, or (2) show up to your sister's for 1 hour of conversation, drinks, and snacks, and then be on your way. That's what I do some years with family at Thanksgiving or Christmas. I'll tell them I have plans at 3:00pm, but I can stop by at 1:30 for pie and egg nog and conversation. This way we get the family time without all of the headaches. + robear, pubic_assistance, jeezifonly and 3 others 3 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, viewing ownly said: I personally can't stand My sister... She came when our father brought actual, delicious homemade mashed potatoes... Incredibly unacceptable with those who have small children, but she could care less. Every year it's something. A little editing never hurts. Meet any similarly annoyed relatives at a cheap restaurant that's open and 'pig' out on turkey (see what I did there?) and when she asks why so few people showed up this year tell her the truth -- you wanted to enjoy the holiday with family and she makes that impossible. Edited November 16, 2023 by samhexum because he's bored as hell + Vegas_Millennial and marylander1940 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viewing ownly Posted November 17, 2023 Author Share Posted November 17, 2023 6 hours ago, samhexum said: A little editing never hurts. Meet any similarly annoyed relatives at a cheap restaurant that's open and 'pig' out on turkey (see what I did there?) and when she asks why so few people showed up this year tell her the truth -- you wanted to enjoy the holiday with family and she makes that impossible. Excellent advice, but even more excellent supply of that shirtless hunk from yesteryear. Who is he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samhexum Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 18 minutes ago, viewing ownly said: Excellent advice, but even more excellent supply of that shirtless hunk from yesteryear. Who is he? No idea. + bashful 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viewing ownly Posted November 17, 2023 Author Share Posted November 17, 2023 The one in question I think was a Vista Men guy from way back in the day. I'll try to investigate. The further eye candy in your reply - NICE! Whether wading in water, with a rose on it, or a pumpkin drawn on, I'll take a great ass facing me any way, any time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbar123 Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 Give yourself a guilt release and decline the invite this year. You can catch up after the holiday. I moved across the country to get away from my own food dominatrix cousin. No regrets. SouthOfTheBorder, + Vegas_Millennial and + robear 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randeman Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 4 hours ago, dbar123 said: Give yourself a guilt release and decline the invite this year. You can catch up after the holiday. I moved across the country to get away from my own food dominatrix cousin. No regrets. I interpreted that last line as literal. If so, isn't that a little exterme? Your sole reason for moving across the country was to get away from your cousin? Ali Gator 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ ThroatCummer Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 My mother made a Thanksgiving ham from Honey Baked Ham company. But she also did a turkey. We had both for two decades. So now, my family does both. Lots of leftover meat for sandwiches and lunches/dinners for up to a week. Win win. I couldn't imagine just doing the ham without turkey though. Had anyone sat your sister down and laid out the concerns in the context of finding someone else to host.... or else? Maybe she needs straight talk on this one. + Vegas_Millennial 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJOCK Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 Well fortunately, I like ham, but don't have it much at Thanksgiving anyway. I'm sure your plight is experienced by many out there. Your sister sounds like a self centered individual who is more concerned about her intake than her guests. I'd have Thanksgiving at your home, or if not possible, "conspire" with another family member to put the "T" back in Thanksgiving and have people bring the dish of their choice. If you want to be nice, invite your sister, but tell her to leave her hot mustard to the bedroom.....haha Sorry, it was a late night with a client and still have a bit of an attitude. Hope you have a great holiday and have some great food! Luv2play 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Pensant Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 When I host, I do beef tenderloin with bérnaise sauce. Sometimes I do roasted red potatoes. This year I’ll skin two big Yukon golds and one yam, boil, mash and then add half a cup of heavy whipping cream, one stick of butter and some minced garlic and make whipped potatoes. I hate ham and turkey. I refuse to eat at relatives’ dinners where I know the food sucks and the big screen TV is playing football all afternoon, accompanied my Miller Lite. + robear, MikeBiDude, pubic_assistance and 2 others 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ poolboy48220 Posted November 18, 2023 Share Posted November 18, 2023 My sister has a lock on Thanksgiving. Her in-laws are a bit challenging. None can really cook, one year they came with the big idea of using a can of Campbell's Chicken Noodle soup in the Stove-Top stuffing rather than water. It took three of them to orchestrate that, along with her brother-in-law directing while waving his can of Miller Lite about. That was the year my parents couldn't attend since my Dad had just had knee surgery, we decided I'd go to the sister's for appetizers then put together plates to take to Mom & Dad's. I called the parents to let them know I was on the way, my mother asked "Dad has a bottle of wine downstairs, do you want to open that?" I answered "I think I'm going to need a martini". Dad was happy to oblige. + Vegas_Millennial, + FrankR, + Pensant and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ DynamicUno Posted November 21, 2023 Share Posted November 21, 2023 Simple and easy, decline the invite: "Sister dear, I must send my regrets for this year's Thanksgiving dinner, as I will be unable to enjoy your customary hospitality. Please give my regards to those who must attend." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Funguy Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 If I remember correctly, @Chris Eisenhower had a great recipe for glazed ham and the recipe was much in demand, as was he. Wonder what has happened to him, it's been years since I saw him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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