Deutsche Review

[Traveller]

Memo to Staff

Re: Today's review of Sergi

Now I don't know if someone else showed up at the door of today's reviewer of Sergi, but I know the difference between 7 and 9, creative and passive, and all around great sex; and I can tell you Sergi is no 7. I'll be back to Berlin in early Oct (after Munich for Oktoberfest - big fun) and I'll personally measure again. This dude is one of the fucking best escorts I've ever been with - bar none.

 

Later.

[Guest MrB]

Sergi does not have nine inches, no way. I rang the number that was in your review, so I would guess it's the same guy. He might have got a better review from me if my expectations had not been so high after reading your take. The sad thing was, I was in my queen-size mood that particular day...

I can understand that we interacted with him differently and that while he was totally awesome in your eyes, satisfactory accurately describes my rating.

Traveller, remember our exchanges before I went to Berlin and you recommended Sergi over Andreas, though you liked them both? I would certainly recommend Andreas over Sergi... so now we have learned you and I have different tastes.

But how can we have different ideas of what an inch is?

[Guest bluboy]

Does Mr. T have dick memory lapse?

 

No offense meant by this traveller but given the sheer volume of guys you hire can you really keep track of everyone's dick size. I know i do not have as much sex as you do and i cannot remember for the life of me the dick size of a guy i picked up at Stella's 2 weeks ago...question is..could you have dick memory lapse? ...blu

[Traveller]

RE: Does Mr. T have dick memory lapse?

 

Mr.B

Andreas is very good, but a bit longer in the tooth than I prefer. The pics are very flattering.

Blu

Very possible. But as I don't travel overseas with chips, dip, etc. (they're all ingested by touchdown), somewhat unlikely. There was Jagermeister, however. Anyway, I'm taking my digital camera and tape measure with me on the trip and I'll post a pic with his dick next to the measure when I return.

 

Later.

 

PS. The BF also remembers it as 9. Oh well.

[Guest MrB]

RE: Does Mr. T have dick memory lapse?

 

Maybe it has to do with how you're supposed to measure a dick... anybody want to start a thread in the Lounge?

[Traveller]

RE: Does Mr. T have dick memory lapse?

 

All right Mr.B; while I'm over in Munich for Oktoberfest at the end of the month, I'm flying Sergej down from Berlin for an overnight. I measure cocks on the top side, which, I believe, is the more conservative method. There was lots of Jaeger the night I hired Sergej, but I still think it's closer to 9 than to 7. I'll buy you a drink if I'm wrong. He's still fantastic in the rack either way.

 

Later.

[Guest MrB]

RE: Does Mr. T have dick memory lapse?

 

I hope--and I'm sure--you'll have a lot of fun. I agree he's a great guy.

[Traveller]

RE: Does Mr. T have dick memory lapse?

 

Well back from 72 hours in Munich for Oktoberfest, and Mr. B, I owe you a drink as Serg's cock was slightly under 8. The Jaeger must have been making me hallucinate last time. However, Serg is one of the few escorts I've found that is my height. (The only time I've ever accidently put on an escort's jeans and they fit perfectly.) And, to date myself, he's a E ticket in bed. Just like my review only lots more experimenting. He's one hot dude.

 

Besides, he drank beer standing on benches with a bunch a drunken straights for 3 or 4 hours singing "Take me home Country Road" among other songs, then drank shots of Tequila (his suggestion - big points) as we partied and danced in a bar and club crawl until 5 or 6 in the morning. Then did it all again the next day. (I extended his stay for a day, which is something I never do - variety and all.) All of this while putting up with 12 of my friends that had flown in from all over.

 

So Hoo, you've gotta modify my review to say 8 inches; and Serg is going to email you as his telephone number changed on Oct. 1.

 

Later.

[Guest MrB]

RE: Does Mr. T have dick memory lapse?

 

I wasn't about to let an inch or so come between us anyway, Traveller. :-) Sergi is a great guy and I'm glad you had so much fun together. As you know, I'm kind of fond of Andreas (Berlin) myself. If we all had the hots for the same guy, nobody could afford him.

About that drink... email me at euromalebox@gay.com. I'm game.

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

RE: Does Mr. T have dick memory lapse?

 

LAST EDITED ON Oct-04-00 AT 08:15AM (EST)[p]Traveller,

 

I respect a man who can swallow his pride as well as the pride of others :-). The more so for the very prideful others. :-)