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A question I tend to ask masseurs just out of curiosity is what percentage of their clients are nude as opposed to keeping any clothes on, and the one I saw yesterday had an answer that made me laugh.

"Typically, if a guy takes off all of his clothes and gets on top of the massage sheet instead of underneath it, he's probably gay."

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21 minutes ago, BonVivant said:

For a true massage experience, the glutes need to be worked out. So remove all clothes and get under the sheet. 

Okay, straight guy, whatever you say. (joking. I'm joking)

To be sensible, working on glutes direct from hands to butt rather than being separated by a sheet would provide a better result, aside of looking nicer to them.

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Oh! I agree. Hands on butt is the way to go. The sheet is manipulated and wrapped around ones privies and bits. The glutes are fair game and allowed manual handling and kneading. So it’s all proper and above board. 
 

The above is the procedure at say a 5️ spa. Ofc, rentmasseur is different. 😉

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