Fin Fang Foom Reviews Benjamin Nicholas' Reviews

[Fin Fang Foom]

Everyone calm down. This is NOT going to be a "Bash Benjamin" post.

 

As many of you know, every morning I read the new reviews as part of my morning computer ritual. Benjamin is quite the little star here in our cyber-sandbox so I've paid attention to his reviews more than some others. Apparently he's a super guy, very nice, fun and respectful. So much so, that I've noticed a pattern in Benjamin's reviews: guys do not like to give explicit reviews of the sex - which I ASSUME they're having with him. Guys go on and on for paragraphs about how great he is and what they did but only a glancing reference to the down and dirty part (and isn't that why we read these reviews, girls?). I have a theory. Benjamin makes such a connection with his clients that they feel talking about the sex is almost like talking about your sex life with the mother of your children.

 

If you're looking for sexual red meat, reading his reviews is like being hit with a tranquilizer dart. (There's something at the end of this long post for you pigs out there.)

 

So, I went through every single one of his reviews and pulled out the explicit references to sex with Benjamin and listed them below. Except for about three of the THIRTY-SIX reviews, the sexual references are discreet.

 

Review #36, 4/3/2005

zip

 

Review #35, 1/31/2005

 

On the second night hs gave me the most intense and satisfying orgasm of my entire life.

 

Review #34, 1/31/2005

 

The sex was perfect,great kisser,oral, I loved rimming him.

 

Review #33, 12/5/2004

 

zip

 

Review #32, 12/5/2004

 

zip

 

Review #31, 11/5/2004

 

zip

 

Review #30, 10/5/2004

 

We had so much fun in the bed. He is the best kisser, loves oral and knows how to treat you oh so special.

 

Review #29, 7/25/2004

 

zip

 

Review #28, 6/25/2004

 

He displayed the proper balance of gentleness (because I was so new to this) and aggression (to insure I did enjoy the experience).

 

Review #27, 6/25/2004

 

Anytime of day, he is ready for uninhibited sex. Kissing, caressing, licking, sucking and doing the ultimate sex that two people can share. How great it was to be inside him, and to have him inside me. In the bedroom, the living room, the dining room, the kitchen…

 

Review #26, 5/25/2004

 

We had fun playing around,with me going crazy watching him change outfits and going bonkers - like a kid in a candy store - over his beautiful cock and ass -- I lost conrol and had to do some heavy ass licking and cock kissing.

 

Review #25, 3/24/2004

 

I did things with him that I haven't done ever.

 

Review #24, 3/24/2994

 

He loves to model his underwear and you can guess where it goes from there. Ben gives a great massage and then I explored his body. I leave the details to your imagination.

 

(gee thanks)

 

Review #23, 2/22/2004

 

zip

 

Review #22, 2/22/2004

 

zip

 

Review #21, 12/16/2003

 

zip

 

Review #20, 11/16/2003

 

zip

 

Review #19, 11/16/2003

 

Our activites in the bedroom were out of this world. Ben has ideas which are very safe, but I have never heard of doing before. I'm going to leave that to your imagination.

 

(gee thanks)

 

Review #18, 10/16/2003

 

Even though I am relatively new to the escort scene, and for that matter gay sex, he was the apt teacher, letting me explore some unknown territory.

 

(why do I see William Shatner in my mind?)

 

Review #17, 8/24/2003

 

Inside the hotel, we had some fun too! Benjamin's the perfect combination of aggressive, passionate, slightly vocal (oh those little moans), and willing to teach this approaching-middle-aged-dog a new trick or two.

 

Review #16, 8/24/2003

 

Mutual oral is amazing with him. He gets hard easily and stays hard. He is also quite a shooter!

 

(The ONLY report of him ever cumming!)

 

Review #15, 7/24/2003

 

As for our session in the bedroom (and the hot tub) it was totally awesome and gets better and better each time I am with him.

 

(zzzzzzzz)

 

Review #14, 6/24/2003

 

Smooth hot body, suckable lips, and not to mention a cock and other parts to die for. I did not get into anal but he has a bottom to die for and I am quite sure could top as well.

 

(A lot of “to die for” going on)

 

Review #13, 5/24/2003

 

I'm not going to go into the physical details, other than to say, I did things this weekend that I have'nt done in years, and I am still smiling.

 

Review #12, 4/19/2003

 

Throughout our entire encounter, he was at the same time both gentle and firm, dominant and romantic, aggressive and sensitive, passionate and sensual.

 

Review #11, 3/11/2003

 

Although I listed his thickness as "average" it is slightly larger than average but not overly thick (perfect fit for my mouth). His cock is well proportioned and accented by low, heavy balls.

 

Benjamin wasn't at all shy about having me assist as he shucked off his clothes. By this time I was hot and bothered and greedily took his cock in my mouth. He wasn't content to just let me service him and he maneuvered us into a 69 position.

 

His oral skills are unsurpassed. He brought me to the edge of cumming on several occasions and knew when to back off to prolong my pleasure.

 

My favorite body part on Benjamin is his ass. I would classify it as a true "bubble butt" and something I loved experiencing. Sorry, but I'm not about to provide explicit details.

 

(of course not)

 

Review #10, 2/11/2003

 

zip

 

Review #9, 1/6/2003

 

He is great, versatile and really hot sexually, a passionate melt your lips kisser, has a beautiful, silky delicious body and a beautiful, always hard cock that is a pleasure to experience in every way.

 

Review #8, 12/1/2002

 

I love oral sex and being a bottom, and Ben is the perfect top for me. He has a beautiful body and is more than willing to let you explore. I will not get into too much detail.

 

Review #7, 12/1/2002

 

.....all of his oral skills are world class among other things.

 

Review #6, 12/1/2002

 

He is a good kisser and in general very pleasing sexually. I don't want to go into details, but he is a star in bed (or in any place you can have sex with him). He has no inhibitions!

 

Review #5, 10/19/2002

 

With me we have kissed, cuddled and 69'd. He is beatiful down below and I could spend hours there and have. He knows what he is doing as well.

 

Review #4, 10/19/2002

 

Suffice it to say that the sex was incredible. He is very very sensitive to your needs as well as enjoys all that you do to him and he lets you know in many different ways.

 

Review #3, 8/30/2002

 

He is a very passionate kisser...gives great head...is a very energetic bottom...oh and last but not least has a beautiful cock which stays rock hard.

 

Review #2, 7/15/2002

 

Benjamin has a beautiful, buffed body and a gorgeous hard-all-the-time dick.

 

(HooBoy’s review)

 

Review #1, no date

 

I unzipped his pants to find an amazingly thick tool and his delight at having it sucked.

 

(Slow curtain. THE END)

 

 

 

Just once, I'd like to read the following review..........

 

Benjamin showed up at my hotel room at the agreed upon time. I opened my door to find a tall strawberry-blond guy standing there. He was wearing a dirty, torn, white Jockey tanktop, a pair of tight 501s, blue and white Nike sneakers and a pair of Rayban sunglasses. I offered him my hand as a greeting and his took my hand in his large, rough hand and squeezed mine just a little too tight. Right then I knew I was in the presence of a man. He grunted, “Nice to meet you.”

 

He walked into the room with a swagger that wasn’t cocky but rather told me that he was in charge. I offered him something to drink and in response, he walked up to me, took my throat in his large rough hand, put his face close to mine and said: “There’s only one thing I want” and then pressed his lips to mine – hard.

 

From that point on, the memory is a large carnal blur, pocked with flashes of ecstasy:

 

The moment I tore his jeans open to release his rock hard cock whose head was already smeared with precum.

 

Pulling his ass cheeks open, him putting his hand on the back of my head and pushing my face and tongue into his hole that was dusted with fine blond hair.

 

Him pinning my wrists back as he slid his cock into me for the first time.

 

Benjamin slapping my face when I begged him to not hammer my ass so hard.

 

And then fucking me even harder.

 

Me almost cumming.

 

Him pulling out before I shoot.

 

Grabbing me by the hair and throwing me down on the floor.

 

Him standing above me. Straddling me. His cock pointing to the ceiling.

 

Him lowering himself down onto my cock.

 

More blur.

 

I see him riding up and down on my cock.

 

His hard cock slapping against me as he goes up and down.

 

His hands are working his nipples.

 

His head is back.

 

His breathing is deep and guttural.

 

Moans.

 

Oh god.

 

His abs tense.

 

Up and down.

 

Faster.

 

He screams: “You fucking bitch cunt faggot!”

 

He looks into my eyes.

 

He spits in my face.

 

His body convulses.

 

Without touching himself, his cock erupts with five massive spurts of cum that splash me in the face.

 

My wrists are pinned behind my head.

 

He licks the cum off my face.

 

Blur.

 

His foot is at my throat.

 

I hear a command to cum.

 

I do.

 

The world goes dark.

 

When I finally come back to reality, Benjamin is dressed, sitting in the corner, smoking a Marlborough (he obviously doesn't know it's a No Smoking room - or doesn't care). He smiles at me a smile that says: “you liked it, didn’t you bitch?” I wearily smile back. He gets up, walks to the dresser, takes the envelope with his money. I try to sit up, say “I’d like to give you a tip.” He walks over, squats next to me, kisses me hard on the lips and says: “YOU are my tip.”

 

Then leaves.

 

 

 

Ladies, feel free to use this as a template next time you review our little Benjamin. We know he's a great guy. Now give us the dirt, ok?

 

Wishfully yours,

 

FFF

[KY_TOP]

What surprises me is that some of the Reviewers have been very graphic in their Reviews of other Escorts but do just as you noted when reviewing Benjamin...confusing indeed.

[Mouth]

Dear FFF,

 

Careful, you'll give yourself a heart attack. Hope you took a cold shower after your effort here!

[Twinkseeker]

I have never laughed so hard in my life !!!

That was priceless!!

and it gave me some ideas !! LOL

[Tommygunzz]

Well, I wondered if it was just me, as I have asked myself similar questions about this guy from San Antonio. He seems like a great guy, and writes a fun "15 minutes", but before I hire, I'd like to know if he's a top or a btm. (There would be only one of THOSE reasons that I'd hire him---wink, wink.)

[spiro3]

BRAVO! BTW, do you write porn professionally?

[swallowU]

LOL!!

 

FFF, simply one of your best efforts to date!

 

Thanks for smile today!

 

swallowU

[Rod Hagen]

I don't know if that was hotter than it was funny, or funnier than it was hot. Regrardless, FFF, you're no TruthTeller, and I miss the hell out of him, but you're suitafuckingble replacement. Well-done.

 

http://www.RodHagen.com

310.360.9890

-Hagen

[JT Brooklyn]

FFF..Hilarious..Alot of Zips and a Few Zaps..IMHO.. I guess hiring some guys with Some Bland Reviews, But a High Profile, does get clients Interested..BUT the "I will keep that between us" attitudes of some reviewers, really makes the Submitting a Review a little pointless and definitely Boring.. :+

[eastbayguy]

A modest proposal...

 

OK, FFF, you want a down and dirty review of our Miss Nicholas? So go write the damned thing yourself. Having heard via the grapevine that Benjamin don't cum cheap, I'll chip in. I'm sure others will too. To quote a certain MasterCard commercial, this will be priceless! Just remember, swords cut both ways. So, there is a non-zero chance of Ben posting a few salacious details himself. Of this I have no doubt: You're both equal to this challenge.

 

I eagerly await the review.

 

--EBG

[pierrot]

Thanks for your post FFF. I once observed in a post that BN's reviews, although numerous, were oddly lacking in sexual details, and was roundly attacked by his many admirers. Like you, I suppose he must be attractive and charming, but why is the sex left out of the reviews? Other escorts are attractive and charming, but at least some reviewers talk about the sex.

My initial suspicion was that BN and/or his friends had composed the sex-free reviews themselves. But then I decided he merely attracts a different kind of clientele, those who are looking for a "nice young man" to talk to, rather than a hardcore one hour sex romp.

Anyhow, your post has, I see, only drawn laughs, but still points up the peculiar nature of BN's reviews.

[Guest skrubber]

Fin Fang-

I doubt that you will ever see a review like that written of Benjamin. And you were quite right about the connection he makes with his guys. The consumate companion - I remember telling him once that the sex was a bonus. He told me once that he was kind of glad he never got a graphic review but did not ask not to post one. Long live BN. And for the one who asked - he is versatile.

[LovesYng]

Maybe BN gives his clients a printed out review statement to send in

 

When in doubt I whip it out :+

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

Okay. Gotta admit. That was funny FFF. Bravo

 

While i'm not going to sit here and write about what sexual experience i can or have offered in the past, i will say that it's easy to find info on the web about me that says i'm 100% versatile...

 

That means much more than just in the bedroom.

 

Honestly, i don't find my reviews 'odd,' as much as i find them respectful. They are all good reviews, letting people know that i provide a very TOTAL experience, and i'm quite proud of every one of them. The only thing 'confusing' in regards to my reviews & this thread is why am i'm being questioned when i have shown the guys i see nothing but mutual respect and professionalism?

 

I love what i do. That's not ever going to change

 

 

Warmest Always,

 

 

 

Benjamin Nicholas

[ted]

I've never met Benjamin-hope to change that some day - but I think part of the equation may be that, since he's based in San Antonio, a lot of these reviews have been longer engagements rather than just a hour or two. If you are with someone for a day or multiple days there has to be more going on than sex; even if he's super hot in bed, if there's nothing between the ears or no connection that 24 hours or more can seem like an eternity. I think its really a tribute to BN that he seems to connect with people on multiple levels seemingly without much effort. I think there are some guys that really have that talent to connect with most, and I also think that talent is what separates the really great guys from the pack.

FFF I think you should send a couple of scripts to Falcon or one of the other studios; they could sure use the writing talent One of the best posts in a long time.

[ErikMcAlister]

I have only one, small problem.

"took my hand in his large, rough hand and"

I really don't imagine anything about the man is rough.

Am I wrong, Benjamin?

[noviceny]

Dont really think that you are being questioned...nothing here that would make me think you are anything but what your reviews say...I just think that FFF wants some details...actually fuck the details, we need to have a special fantasy site for FFF to post his favorite unreal reviews !!!!

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

http://www.FFFuckFantasies.com? *ka-ching!*

 

The real question remains: Can Triple F be versatile enough to write a 'Penthouse Forum' version? If so, he just may be the x-rated Jackie Collins of our time...

 

Scriptively Always,

 

 

Benjamin Nicholas

[Guest alanm]

Hey Benjamin, FFF comments are actually a tribute to you. We have never met, but by his comments FFF puts you into the first rank of escorts. I hired Kristian from LA and do not remember writing much about the sex in my review, because the whole twelve hours plus experience was wonderful not just the sex. I do not notice much sexual comments in Tristan Waters' reviews.

 

There are several other top escorts in the same category. You are probably the most inviting target because there's not a lot about sex in your "15 Minutes" blog. Finally, great job for the best posting in a long time to FFF.

[carryover123]

Hey FFF. I enjoyed your post, but not as much as the sex I have had with BN or the time I have spent enjoying his company. He is truly versatile and as stated one of the top escorts for a very good reason. I enjoyed the entire experience and connected with him on many levels, much more than a quick romp in the sack. Although the connections in the sack were really amazing. It is different when your with him for more than an hour as was mentioned.

 

I'll let you use your imagination as you have an active and healthy one. BN has an active and healthy imagination also, but the reviews are factual and written from the reviewers point of view, at least mine was. BN did not give me a script or any suggestions. He never told me to leave the sex out and as mentioned that is probably the type of guy he attracts

 

Thanks for the topic and a chance to explain my review. You've given me a reason to have another experience with BN. I like some of your ideas.

[Funseeker 22]

Interesting post since I brought BN`s name up earlier today at a brunch in WeHo. Firstly, Benjamin is not an hourly person so graphic descriptions normally would not be shown as part of an overall review.

After spending a week with him recently, I can say that mutual versatile sex is there,whenever the itch(es) getcha. (:-) .

This was the first time I had travelled with an escort, a complete stranger, however Benj was so much fun to be around, low maintenane, goofy, free spirit,easy going, funny and open to any suggestions -incl a 3 way that we found at Steamworks in San Juan. :9 .

Enjoy his company while you can. I`m sure he`s going to be moving on before too long.

P.S. This is not a hero worship post _ I hate to see Benjamin slammed when it`s unnecessary.He probably loves it. More Biz. :-) :-)

[+ Lucky]

RE: A modest proposal...

 

Now here is an opportunity for FFF to actually do his own review, instead of feeding off of others! How can you refuse to learn about BN firsthand at someone else's expense?

[ErikMcAlister]

How was he slammed?

[OneFinger]

I have reached a new pinnacle today when FFF actually quoted me in his review! (I'm review #11.) I am honored and flattered that FFF would actually read and comment on one of my reviews.

 

I've lost count on the number of escorts I've experienced through my 20+ years of hiring. But I can honestly say that Benjamin is the best experience I've ever had. It's difficult, and almost demeaning to both parties, to give the blow-by-blow details on such a monumental experience. It just doesn't translate into words.

 

I look forward to reading FFF's actual review of Benjamin. But, I doubt even he will be able to find adequate words to describe the experience.

 

Thanks again for making my day with your quote of my review. :*

[Zippy]

However Benjamin has managed to get his clients to write respectful, non-sexual reviews, bravo to him. And for all of you guys who want to read such stuff, buy a porn mag or log on to a gay porn site like juicygoo.com or nifty.org.... the reviews shouldn't be where you get your jollies off.

 

Sometimes it just amazes me how many of the clients on here say how much they love the working boys and want to help them out by writing a "good" review detailing every little thing they did together. But, come on guys, lest we forget that escorting is only legal if it is TIME FOR MONEY, and not SEX FOR MONEY!!!!

 

Writing a blow by blow account of how many times you guys fucked, what positions he fucked you in, how many times he made you cum, etc. etc., is just feeding any law enforcement agency all the evidence they need to actually go after your favorite boy. Not to mention if he actually has a legitimate job or a family which hasn't disowned him. The gory type of review doesn't sit very well with either one of these groups of people either.

 

So, my hats off to Benjamin for actually getting his clients to forget about all the raunchy sex stuff. If you are so interested to find out what goes on when one hires BN, then go ahead and do it yourself.