DickHo Alert

[Traveller]

Adrien. Best new piece in years. Check it out now. Very big fun.

 

Later.

 

PS. Applegate was pretty good.

[Guest DickHo]

Thanks T. I've been thinking of hiring Adrien, now I will definitely do it. Met Rafael Alencar. I know his too short for you but his piece is BIG and he does know how to use it.

 

Tried Tahrik too--WOW is that big! He was OK, not as interactive as I would like him too.

 

Maximilian is on my list too though his review here is not so good.

 

Dick

[Traveller]

Adrien is definitely much more interactive than Tahrik, but I didn't think Tahrik was so bad at that either. I think you'll like Adrien.

 

I've only seen Maximillian about 5 times, each one good. Very good looking. Nice piece. Good all around fuck.

 

Josue ain't bad. Not quite as buff as the pics. Good fuck. Pretty big cock. Don't know if I'd go back.

 

Being seeing a fair amount of the retired Spaniard. Now that's a nice big cock. And boy has he become a nasty fuck.

 

Later.

 

PS. Crudup is definitely a baby daddy.

[buttnovice]

WHO?

 

sure would be nice to know WHO you're talking about!

 

BN

[Traveller]

RE: WHO?

 

>sure would be nice to know WHO you're talking about!

>

>BN

 

Butthead,

 

Look on rentboy in NYC. Do an advanced search so that you don't have to tire those dainty fingers of yours.

 

Later.

 

PS. Doubt is highly overrated.

[buttnovice]

RE: WHO?

 

Adrien. Best new piece in years. Check it out now. Very big fun.

 

Later.

 

PS. Applegate was pretty good.

 

 

THIS is all I see on the original post. Am I missing something? Can dance with the best of them, but helps to know the song. Dainty fingers?

 

Hardly.

[Traveller]

RE: WHO?

 

>THIS is all I see on the original post. Am I missing

>something? Can dance with the best of them, but helps to know

>the song.

 

When I answered the door and saw Adrien standing there in his tight jeans and torn T-shirt, I could tell we had a "special" connection. My hands trembled as I led him into my apartment. I quivered with anticipation as I unbuttoned his pants and they fell to the floor, exposing his hard throbbing manhood in all of its glory. He pushed his tongue down my dry, wanting throat as he thrust his cock up my greedy ass. I could tell you more, but that wouldn't be gentlemanly of me. But trust me, he answered all of my dreams and more.

 

Later.

[buttnovice]

OK - I give up in trying to make sense of this thread, and indeed this entire site.

 

It just is not making a lot of sense. I hope HooBoy is not looking down upon all of this.

[Traveller]

>OK - I give up in trying to make sense of this thread, and

>indeed this entire site.

 

Thank the baby Jesus. You made me hijack my own thread. Anyway, DickHo, a few more:

 

1. Ramon. A friend and I were twisted after a party one night and decided to order in. Called him. Look at that great cock on rentboy. Open the door and so fugly, we slammed the door in his face. Not even cab fare. And remember, we're twisted, so not particularly choosy.

 

2. Kyle. Steer clear of this ladyman.

 

3. Daniel Mazza. Think I gotta try it. Violates a cardinal rule of no cock shot, no hire, but that bod is so damn sweet; which gets us to

 

4. Gio. Which pics are the real ones? The color, in which he's hot and the cock's not bad, or the b&w, in which he's 400 pounds with skinny arms and the cock looks pretty good; and

 

5. Fernando, who not only has no cock shot, but no descript either; and some of those pics make him look kinda dwarfish, so I think it's a pass; and

 

6. Alix Hawke. Another with good enough pic and descipt to take it for a spin; and

 

7. Antonio, the PR, who looks like a winner.

 

I'll let you know about numbers 3, 6 and 7 and you let me know about 4 and 5. Deal, right?

 

>It just is not making a lot of sense.

 

It's not supposed to Butthead. What's the frequency?

 

Later.

 

PS. Can anyone spot Kurt? He's back.

[Guest DickHo]

Translation of original message.

 

>Adrien. Best new piece in years. Check it out now. Very

>big fun.

>

As Traveller and I have almost the same taste in men (I don't mind them being less than 6'0"), Adrien is a good choice for me.

 

>Later.

>

Best regards.

 

>PS. Applegate was pretty good.

 

Christina Applegate, currently in Sweet Charity on Broadway, was a credible performer.

[Guest DickHo]

>4. Gio. Which pics are the real ones? The color, in which

>he's hot and the cock's not bad, or the b&w, in which he's 400

>pounds with skinny arms and the cock looks pretty good; and

>

helmet and fatigue? I don't think so.

 

>5. Fernando, who not only has no cock shot, but no descript

>either; and some of those pics make him look kinda dwarfish,

>so I think it's a pass; and

I agree too many unknowns

 

>6. Alix Hawke. Another with good enough pic and descipt to

>take it for a spin; and

>

AlixHawk@aol.com--his AOL has a little more info.

 

>7. Antonio, the PR, who looks like a winner.

too many muscles for me and no cock shot

>

I'm think Andy and Jamelx11...hoping to do Tyler Long while he's here this weekend...now, that's a dick!

 

>PS. Can anyone spot Kurt? He's back.

http://www.rentboy.com/rbs/1621/pictures/1621_60.jpg

[Doug69]

RE: WHO?

 

>I could tell

>you more, but that wouldn't be gentlemanly of me. But trust

>me, he answered all of my dreams and more.

 

The problem with these sorts of reviews is that they are impossible to satirize. The actual ones are so extreme that no matter how far you go in mocking them, all you end up do is replicating them, because it's impossible to make the satire more extreme than what the actual posts are.

 

But this was a nice - and hilarious - effort to work around that problem. B+.

[Doug69]

>1. Ramon. A friend and I were twisted after a party one night

>and decided to order in. Called him. Look at that great cock

>on rentboy. Open the door and so fugly, we slammed the door

>in his face. Not even cab fare. And remember, we're twisted,

>so not particularly choosy.

 

That really is the true test for how appalling an escort's physical appearance is: whether they get rejected even when the client is in an altered state. Anyone to whom that happens should have their escort license revoked immediately - and maybe even be shot.

 

>3. Daniel Mazza. Think I gotta try it. Violates a cardinal

>rule of no cock shot, no hire, but that bod is so damn sweet;

>which gets us to

 

Do you know TopBigLatino (AOL sn)? I don't share the same tastes as you do, but I think he falls into that Zenn Diagram intersection of where our circles of taste intersect. Put another way (and excuse my crass lack of gentlemanly discretion here), he's this super aggressive, hot Latino (Spanish) top with an awesomely large cock and an insatiable appetite to use it in all sorts of ways.

 

>PS. Can anyone spot Kurt? He's back.

 

God, I fucking love Kurt!! Nobody screws over the whiny scared neurotic fags who deserve it with such ballsiness and shamelessness. Fucking hot!!! I haven't seen him for several years, though - have the years been kind to him?

 

Oh, wait - that's Kirk, not Kurt. Who the fuck can keep these whor-e names straight? But I do love Kirk. Anyone heard from him?

[Guest OralBtm4Top]

The guy pictured above is advertising in Toronto now.

[Traveller]

>That really is the true test for how appalling an escort's

>physical appearance is: whether they get rejected even when

>the client is in an altered state. Anyone to whom that

>happens should have their escort license revoked immediately -

>and maybe even be shot.

 

The bod was probably fine. His face made Dominican Top's look pretty. And he was hobbit-sized.

 

>Do you know TopBigLatino (AOL sn)? I don't share the same

>tastes as you do, but I think he falls into that Zenn Diagram

>intersection of where our circles of taste intersect. Put

>another way (and excuse my crass lack of gentlemanly

>discretion here), he's this super aggressive, hot Latino

>(Spanish) top with an awesomely large cock and an insatiable

>appetite to use it in all sorts of ways.

 

Don't have aol. How do I contact him? I'll get you two tickets to the new off-broadway show "Trolls" if you give me his number. And Vin, I mean Doug, nice play on words. B+

 

>>PS. Can anyone spot Kurt? He's back.

>

>God, I fucking love Kurt!! Nobody screws over the whiny

>scared neurotic fags who deserve it with such ballsiness and

>shamelessness. Fucking hot!!! I haven't seen him for several

>years, though - have the years been kind to him?

>

>Oh, wait - that's Kirk, not Kurt. Who the fuck can keep these

>whor-e names straight? But I do love Kirk. Anyone heard from

>him?

 

DickHo got the pic right. You're right with the name. And boy could that guy kiss and fuck with the best of them. And I usually don't go for blonds.

 

Later.

[Traveller]

>AlixHawk@aol.com--his AOL has a little more info.

 

Don't have aol. What are his stats?

 

>>7. Antonio, the PR, who looks like a winner.

>too many muscles for me and no cock shot

 

Wrong Antonio. He's not listed anymore and had a reclining cock shot.

 

>I'm think Andy and Jamelx11...hoping to do Tyler Long while

>he's here this weekend...now, that's a dick!

 

Did Tyler Long, by chnace, have any tatoos?

 

Later.

[Doug69]

>Don't have aol. How do I contact him?

 

TopBigLatino@aol.com - thank me later. I don't have his number now. He's not a big advertiser - he just escorts here and there, which is what makes him such an awesome find. And he loves to engage in the activities in which you sometimes partake, or at least so I hear. E-mail him and he'll respond with his number.

 

>DickHo got the pic right. You're right with the name. And

>boy could that guy kiss and fuck with the best of them. And I

>usually don't go for blonds.

 

Oh, God - I love Kirk - and I ain't a fan of blonds either. But he really transcends all those categories.

 

But I have a feeling that there's some harshness and wear-and-tear on him now, although his body, if that pic is accurate, is still doing quite well. I used to read his reviews (the bad ones) before I'd meet him just to get all riled up, and then make him tell me stories about the last few abusive rip-offs he did. God, he's hot.

 

And seriously- who the fuck is Vin?

[Traveller]

>3. Daniel Mazza. Think I gotta try it. Violates a cardinal

>rule of no cock shot, no hire, but that bod is so damn sweet;

>which gets us to

 

The bod is as advertised. Not hard on the eyes either. The stated age is 32, which as everyone knows, once the 30 age limit is breached, the escort's age is closer to 40. When his cock was hard, it probably was around 8 1/2; and since I was the only one who was hard all of the time, he wanted me to fuck him. Doesn't he know that BFs and guys I date, I fuck. Escorts are hired for one important function......plowing my ass with a large, preferably Latin, cock.

 

He's probably a good bottom. I opted not to. The retired Spaniard laughed and predicted as such from Daniel's pose in the pic in the speedo.

 

Later.

 

PS. The Smiths were amusing - alawys love a good flick with lots of guns and knives.