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Talk about blasts from the past (in two different ways). I'd forgotten all about the "Time Tunnel". James Darren & Lee Meriwether must be in need of a time tunnel now--they each would be 70-something. She was Miss America in the 50s and he was a teen idol in the late 50s, I think.

 

Benji has been around for about 5 years. According to Vincent Michael's catty history on the original "other site" (Beware of Nick's), Benji had been out of school and working as a sales or customer rep for an insurance company before he entered the trade. If we accept the story of the double major, he may have finished college after age 22 (the usual time for a single BA), although some double majors probably can be done in a normal 4 year span. So, give him a year or two dealing with customers and it starts looking like the big 3-0 could be coming up, depending on how you apportion time. Regardless, 26 is a little optimistic.

 

I often think the age issue is nitpicky--most escorts shave a few years off at the beginning and some never move. It becomes a question of whether you can carry off what you claim--most can, but some really can't even come close, no matter how much vaseline/soft focus they put on the camera lens. So, claiming 26 doesn't strike as bad as claiming 21, which just seems absurd given the rest of what he claims in his bio. While you're at it, I wonder what the double major was--astrophysics and English lit or phys ed plus recreation. Oversubscribed liberal arts and education fields, combined with a lack of interest or potential for grad school tend to get you into customer service fields.

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Guest EuropTravl

It's been pointed out over and over and over his stated age on his webpage has been "21" from the day it started and has never been changed.

(did you ever have an irritating elderly relative who did something annoying continually and you asked them to stop, and one day they did the same thing and you ignored them and they asked "Why didn't you ask me to stop?".........) Same principle. Keeps his name in the "news".

 

Uh-oh! FFF knows how to photoshop, and does a damn good job of it. Let the games commence!

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I never found Math to be a humorous discipline, so perhaps this might be too "dry" for this board, but here goes:

 

I've been lurking here since 2001, and IIRC, the late lamented HB "discovered" BN in 2002 or thereabouts.

 

Do the math ... that makes BN somewhere between 16 and 21 when he first appeared here. :)

 

I don't think even Scott Adler talks (well, publicly, at least) about his 16 y/o hijinks. }(

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Age isn't that big of a deal, unless someone is a minor of course. Its all part of the illusion with escorts anyways. I have seen several use the same age and pictures for maybe 4 or 5 years now, and I am sure some have used the same pictures longer than that.

There is an escort I plan on seeing this summer, and he posts his age at 19, however I saw his picture on a web site "His First Huge Cock", and there they say his age is 23. Am I concerned? Not in the least.

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>On Little Benjie's (let me once again stress that this is not

>a veiled reference to the size of his penis) webpage he says

>he's 21 but on the review site he's nearly 26.

>Is there something he hasn't told us?

 

>>FFF

 

 

I always thought escort years were quoted in dog years--I routinely add 5 to 7 years to any stated age. My track record is pretty good at arriving at the correct age.

 

Gman }(

 

PS--I freely give my permission for the general public use of my age correction formula--but it has to be attributed to me and called the "Gman Correction Factor" (GCF for short) or alternately you can ask the escort whether the age stated is quoted in "escort years" or "Gman years" :-) :-) :-)

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RE: Lucky Wonders About Your Heart

 

Kicking someone when they are down is commonly thought to be a low form of expression, but it seems to thrive here. You have to wonder why this obsession continues and why certain people cannot move on.

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RE: Lucky Wonders About Your Heart

 

>Kicking someone when they are down is commonly thought to be

>a low form of expression, but it seems to thrive here. You

>have to wonder why this obsession continues and why certain

>people cannot move on.

 

 

 

Just for the record--my posting about my amazingly accurate method for determining an escort's true age by using the stated age plus a correction factor (GCF)-- to be known from this day forward as the "Gman Technique"--shameless plug for me here if you hadn't noticed :+ :+ :+

 

anyway--my statement was not aimed at Mr. Nicholas specifically as some of the other posts in this thread have been. I use my method on everybody I am interested in hiring. I have never met Mr. Nicholas--so I have no way of knowing his age. I probably should have started a new thread with my technique--but it was late when I formulated it--and I didn't think about it.

 

Gman

 

"I promise to use my powers only for good"

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RE: Lucky Wonders About Your Heart

 

>Just for the record--my posting about my amazingly accurate

>method for determining an escort's true age by using the

>stated age plus a correction factor (GCF)-- to be known from

>this day forward as the "Gman Technique"--shameless plug for

>me here if you hadn't noticed :+ :+ :+

>

>anyway--my statement was not aimed at Mr. Nicholas

>specifically as some of the other posts in this thread have

>been. I use my method on everybody I am interested in hiring.

> I have never met Mr. Nicholas--so I have no way of knowing

>his age. I probably should have started a new thread with my

>technique--but it was late when I formulated it--and I didn't

>think about it.

>

>Gman

 

Dear Gman,

 

Fascinating stuff.

 

If you ever consider hiring Mr. Nicholas, you must adjust your math

formula for the years he engaged in serial plagiarism. After the adjustment, you may find that Mr. Nicholas is only 18.

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>and here I thought the GCF of something was the Greatest

>Common Factor between them like for instance between 18

>and 36 the GCF would be 18 ;)

 

I've been informed that my mathematical reference might be lost on many so I'll explain just a step further:

 

The factors of 18 are 1, 2, 3, 6, 9, 18

The factors of 36 are 1, 2, 3, 6, 9, 12, 18, 36

 

Thus the greatest common factor between them is 18. QED ;)

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>Wouldn't the factors for 36 be 1,2,3,4,6,9,12,18,36?

 

Since I sort of started this

 

what you really want to know are the prime factors of the number--you then multiply those in common to get the GCF

 

18-- so first-- 1 x 2 x 9 breaking it down 1 x 2 x 3 (squared)

36 -- so first 1 x 2 x 18 breaking this down 1 x 2 (squared) x 3 (squared)

 

the factors in common are 1, 2(alone, not squared) and 3 (squared) so

 

 

the Greatest Common Factor (GCF) is 1 x 2 (alone, not squared) x 3 (squared) = 18

 

But remember--this GCF is not my (or rather Gman's GCF) :+ :+ :+

 

Gman

 

PS--I guess all that math up to 2nd semester calculus in college finally paid off--I defer to anyone who took differential equations and above.

 

G }(

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Last month, on Feb. 7, in the thread entitled "Come Now," post #18, Little Benji had this to say to Juan:

 

"I suppose the longer i escort (4 years in July)..."

 

http://m4m.m4m-forum.org/dcboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=5&topic_id=14972&mesg_id=&page=&mode=full#14999

 

But 5 years ago, on Aug. 14, 2002, Benji introduced himself to the board in a post entitled "Greetings" that included the following:

 

"My name is Benjamin Nicholas; i've been escorting for the past two years in and out of my homestate of Texas..."

 

http://m4m.m4m-forum.org/dcboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=4&topic_id=34372&mesg_id=34372&listing_type=search

 

So, in addition to wanting people who visit his website -- which was updated to showcase his rentboy website award and says copyright 2006 -- to believe that he is perpetually 21 years old, Benji also wants members of this board to believe that he has only been escorting since July 2003 (even though his first review was dated July 15, 2002), when in fact he was escorting as early as 2000.

 

Or, maybe in Benji's World, where he helps deliver babies, 7 years really are 4 years.

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