Massage laws around the USA and the rest of the world

[Bilbo]

Just out of curiousity, I would love it if men from each major city we touch in these boards would check into their state massage laws or lack of same and post here those parts they consider relevant to our interests. In another thread, I have already posted those from Texas. I don't do this to discourage what you want to happen from happening, but rather to find the loopholes the puritanical assholes have left us and see if we can make them any bigger. And also to be able to cry in my beer about how Texas was so unfair to me, when if I had only lived in (fill in the blank), I would have been allowed or even appreciated. Love, Bilbo