Oh Dear!

[Terpmaniac]

I was checking out the masseur ads for a upcoming trip to New York and stumbled across this ad:

 

http://www.massagem4m.com/massagebyjeff

 

My Mom raised me to be nice whenever I can(so I am not gonna be mean) but is this guy for real?

[+ glutes]

This is one for OCBeachBunny!

[orbital sander]

It looks like twins...

 

Honestly, however, I bet there is a market for his services. Just because he does not live up to one persons aesthetic does not mean he does not fit right in with another. Personally, he is not my type, but there those here who probably would enjoy his services and I would strongly suspect that he is very much "for real".