+ oldNbusted Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 Butter Smugglers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mike carey Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 Am I running late? [MEDIA=twitter]1162498376547651585[/MEDIA] Kevin Slater 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvwnsd Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 We love inclusiveness Kevin Slater 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 I don't know-it just struck me as funny. Gman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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+ Gar1eth Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 I know it's not funny if you have to explain a joke beforehand. But for those not in the know, Popeye's Chicken has just introduced a chicken sandwich to compete with Chick-Fil-A. (The sandwich is apparently doing very well with a lot of Popeye's in the DFW Metroplex running out of product.) Gman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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+ azdr0710 Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Preparing For Hurricane Dorian....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike carey Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 [MEDIA=twitter]1169504628146204672[/MEDIA] gallahadesquire, + Oliver, rvwnsd and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealAvalon Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Preparing For Hurricane Dorian....... What could go wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ oldNbusted Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Yeah, it's an ad, but I think it's funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvwnsd Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Preparing For Hurricane Dorian....... What could go wrong? The self-cleaning gene pool needs to keep running, even when the power goes out. instudiocity and keefer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gallahadesquire Posted September 7, 2019 Share Posted September 7, 2019 The self-cleaning gene pool needs to keep running, even when the power goes out. Haven’t heard much about the Darwin awards lately ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ azdr0710 Posted September 9, 2019 Share Posted September 9, 2019 rvwnsd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rvwnsd Posted September 10, 2019 Share Posted September 10, 2019 Haven’t heard much about the Darwin awards lately ... True. Ordinarily, the "winner" usually makes one of the feature/news sites bur apparently not this year. I did find their website and the most recent winner from May of this year is "Shoot The Gap - Two Texans Die Trying" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 Once again The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words. The winners are: 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown. 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle (n), olive-flavoured mouthwash. 9. Flatulence (n.), emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist. 14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms. 15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. 16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men. The Washington Post's Style Invitational also asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. The winners are: - Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. - Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. - Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. - Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. - Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) - Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these Really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. - Glibido (v): All talk and no action. - Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. - Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating. And the pick of the literature: - Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole. + Just966 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike carey Posted September 13, 2019 Share Posted September 13, 2019 13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist. Narrowly my favourite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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