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51 minutes ago, tassojunior said:

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There appears to be an exception with celery. Celery apparently contains so few calories that eating and digesting them consumes more calories than they provide. So the nutritional value of celery seems to be in its fiber and vitamins.

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2 hours ago, Unicorn said:

There appears to be an exception with celery. Celery apparently contains so few calories that eating and digesting them consumes more calories than they provide. So the nutritional value of celery seems to be in its fiber and vitamins.

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When we're trying to lose weight, it's very much a numbers game of calories eaten versus calories burned. A great asset in the weight loss battle are,...

Celery Health Benefits: 5 Nutritional Reasons To Eat This Veggie

Principal is misspelled. I wouldn't trust any chart that has such sloppy editing 

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There was a young parson of Norton
Whose prick, although thick, was a short 'un.
 To make up for this loss,
 He had balls like a horse,
And never pumped less than a quart in.
 

There was a poor parson from Goring, Who made a small hole in his flooring, Fur-lined it all round, Then laid on the ground, And declared it was cheaper than whoring.

 

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3 hours ago, Tygerscent said:
There was a young parson of Norton
Whose prick, although thick, was a short 'un.
 To make up for this loss,
 He had balls like a horse,
And never pumped less than a quart in.
 

There was a poor parson from Goring, Who made a small hole in his flooring, Fur-lined it all round, Then laid on the ground, And declared it was cheaper than whoring.

 

The guy from Goring may have written the following book...

"Hole in My Matress," by Mr. Completely.

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