LoveNDino Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Here's my favorite Miriam Margolyes story: TruHart1 @TruHart1, we've all been Ms. Margolyes at one point or another in our lives....no? It is the right thing to do! TruHart1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ poolboy48220 Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 oh, she's Professor Sprout! I *knew* I'd seen her someplace. TruHart1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moondance Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 + WmClarke and bigvalboy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moondance Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 http://68.media.tumblr.com/1c6533d7dec22b124c6cdd9c310400e3/tumblr_oq3xkoSu8S1up77pxo1_500.jpg + quoththeraven, gallahadesquire, + Gar1eth and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moondance Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 http://68.media.tumblr.com/b2a3d1cd2feba1eea01307ac897fee93/tumblr_owh895IxPo1rvm4amo1_500.jpg TruHart1, + quoththeraven, Nvr2Thick and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ quoththeraven Posted October 5, 2017 Share Posted October 5, 2017 http://68.media.tumblr.com/b2a3d1cd2feba1eea01307ac897fee93/tumblr_owh895IxPo1rvm4amo1_500.jpg Ummm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nvr2Thick Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 http://www.theonion.com/article/adult-film-industry-replaces-500-porn-stars-hydrau-57126 Adult Film Industry Replaces 500 Porn Stars With Hydraulic Robotic Fisting Arm http://images2.onionstatic.com/onion/5879/6/16x9/1600.jpg LOS ANGELES—Rendered obsolete by the robot’s orifice-pounding abilities, nearly 500 porn stars were replaced this week by a hydraulic-powered fisting arm that industry reps said could go harder, faster, and longer than any of its human counterparts. “In order to keep up with the growing demand for the filthiest, most insane hole-stretching action imaginable, production companies have had to augment their workforces with machines that can be programmed to fist around the clock with only the occasional application of lubricant,” said adult film producer Spike Oster, adding that the German-engineered robot was designed to plow elbow-deep into even the tightest of barely-legal slits. “Obviously we respect the hard work and dedication of human actors, but having the option to employ just one fully detached arm that can be quickly customized according to the gender and ethnicity requirements of a film makes far more economic sense.” Oster went on to say that the laid-off porn stars would have no trouble finding new jobs, however, assuming they were willing to move to the emerging fisting markets of Asia and the Middle East. + WmClarke and + honcho 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 http://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/iuwhdjolulnd611/File%20Oct%2005%2C%205%2006%2055%20PM.jpeg?dl=0 Gman Nvr2Thick, rvwnsd, TruHart1 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ quoththeraven Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 http://www.theonion.com/article/adult-film-industry-replaces-500-porn-stars-hydrau-57126 Adult Film Industry Replaces 500 Porn Stars With Hydraulic Robotic Fisting Arm http://images2.onionstatic.com/onion/5879/6/16x9/1600.jpg LOS ANGELES—Rendered obsolete by the robot’s orifice-pounding abilities, nearly 500 porn stars were replaced this week by a hydraulic-powered fisting arm that industry reps said could go harder, faster, and longer than any of its human counterparts. “In order to keep up with the growing demand for the filthiest, most insane hole-stretching action imaginable, production companies have had to augment their workforces with machines that can be programmed to fist around the clock with only the occasional application of lubricant,” said adult film producer Spike Oster, adding that the German-engineered robot was designed to plow elbow-deep into even the tightest of barely-legal slits. “Obviously we respect the hard work and dedication of human actors, but having the option to employ just one fully detached arm that can be quickly customized according to the gender and ethnicity requirements of a film makes far more economic sense.” Oster went on to say that the laid-off porn stars would have no trouble finding new jobs, however, assuming they were willing to move to the emerging fisting markets of Asia and the Middle East. I know this is satire, but really it's just a specialized fucking machine. + Gar1eth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ FreshFluff Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 + honcho, Nvr2Thick, rvwnsd and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nvr2Thick Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 + WilliamM, + FreshFluff and bigvalboy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moondance Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 TruHart1, bigvalboy, + Oliver and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ FreshFluff Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/01/18/article-1244063-07E59A07000005DC-933_233x356.jpg bigvalboy and + quoththeraven 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ FreshFluff Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Nvr2Thick, + quoththeraven and bigvalboy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nvr2Thick Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 + FreshFluff and + Oliver 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveNDino Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 A Gay Redditor Asked “How Does Straight Sex Work?” The Responses Were Priceless “I think the woman is the bottom in the bedroom but the man is the bottom elsewhere.” by Kristina Marusic 10/9/2017 “Ask gay bros” reddit are otften earnest and often endearing. But one user had TK by asking, “How does straight sex work?” Pepperoni_Pizzazz posted the queery on Saturday, adding, “I mean, who’s the guy and who’s the other guy?” The responses were equally hilarious. “The woman sticks her boobs inside of his butt I think,” wrote oner user, prompting another to reply, “Instructions unclear. Boobs wrapped around ankles. Send help.” Another quipped, “I think the woman is the bottom in the bedroom but the man is the bottom elsewhere.” Pepperoni_Pizzazz seized the opportunity to make fun of homophobic rhetoric, replying, “But women don’t even have a g-spot in their ass like men do. It’s a perversion of nature. He worried that heterosexuals “are influencing children to be straight like them. Think of the children!” Others soon joined the ruse. “Do you know how many straight people put kids they make up for adoption?” asked one commenter. “Nearly 100% of all kids for adoption are from straight couples. Worse yet, it’s a similar figure for abortions. Yet the right-wingers hate gays? Makes you think.” Another sarcastically weighed in, “Don’t be so melodramatic. I was actually raised by a straight couple and I still grew up perfectly normal… You reactionaries get so wound up about heterosexuals having influence on kids but I’ve yet to see any evidence it’s harmful. I think straight couples can usually be almost as good role models as gays.” The joke prompted another commenter to counter, “As a child of heterosexuals, I’ve seen how miserable marriage makes people up-close. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone!” The mock-debate on whether straight people should be allowed to marry or raise children continued, with one commenter joking, “Between 90 to 95% of kids born to straight couples grow up to identify as straight. Clearly they use this as a way to recruit indoctrinate more heterosexuals.” At the time of writing, it’s still unclear whether Pepperoni_Pizzazz had gained better insight into the mechanics of heterosexual intercourse. + WilliamM, Nvr2Thick, + quoththeraven and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruHart1 Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 TruHart1 + Gar1eth, rvwnsd, + quoththeraven and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitman Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 http://78.media.tumblr.com/2168e3a0490f4519ec32d703af43c97f/tumblr_ngp28yzm5T1rlpicfo1_500.jpg + WmClarke, rvwnsd and + honcho 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moondance Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 http://78.media.tumblr.com/3aa56261f148a01a67cce16217cf6a6a/tumblr_otnjy7vRQ01vrbf4zo1_1280.jpg + quoththeraven, + honcho, + oldNbusted and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nvr2Thick Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 http://c-8oqtgrjgwu46x24efp3-yyyx2eetcx78gqpnkpgx2eeqo.g00.craveonline.com/g00/3_c-8yyy.etcx78gqpnkpg.eqo_/c-8OQTGRJGWU46x24jvvrx3ax2fx2fefp3-yyy.etcx78gqpnkpg.eqox2fcuugvux2fwrnqcfux2f4239x2f32x2f35_hwppa_rjqvqu_32_32_39-3.lrix3fk32e.octm.kocig.varg_$/$/$/$/$/$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nvr2Thick Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLkfQclUEAAZ6Pv.jpg + honcho 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moondance Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 TruHart1, Kevin Slater, rvwnsd and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted October 27, 2017 Share Posted October 27, 2017 Gman + oldNbusted, BabyBoomer, + WilliamM and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moondance Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 + Oliver, + Autumnal, + BlueSky and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ José Soplanucas Posted October 28, 2017 Share Posted October 28, 2017 + BlueSky, + Gar1eth, Walker1 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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