Montreal Impressions

[Mark Alexander]

Hi All,

Just got back a couple weeks ago from a great trip with a client of mine to Montréal. I love this town. The people are friendly, the men are hot. The culture open and unrepressed. I always feel a sense that I am coming home when I visit. Many of the guys on the street look so much like me that we could be brothers: Tall and slim with dark features. It reminds me that I have a lot of French blood in me when I look at these guys. It's an experience I don't have much in the states.

 

As has been mentioned in this forum, Taboo is closed with no one having a clue whether it will re-open. We couldn't believe it -- that place was a gold mine with their twinks, so went to the door ourselves and saw that same hand written sign others mentioned. No club closes for "renovations" during the tourist season baring some sort of disaster, so that sign seemed odd to us. A dancer at Campus that my client and I talked to about it said that they were under lousy management that had tried to turn it into a muscle-guy club before it imploded. I have no way to verify this since the last time I was here was 3 years ago. I knew Taboo was in trouble when their website taboomontreal.ca started re-directing to the Stock bar instead. Who lets their own web domain slip away?

 

Dances are $20 a song at the clubs. You can easily be in for $200 by the time you come up for air behind the curtain, as time flies while you watch those hot Québécois cocks and asses tantalize you -- I'm more of a back-side fan myself -- but depending on the guy it's worth it!

 

Adonis is now Cabaret JP. My client and I had fun with Ricky, a hung twink from Chili with a cute butt who knows how to work his thing. Friendly and outgoing. Works there a couple nights a week. Some of the guys at JP are entrepreneurial. We did not like this club as much when the ladies were there though, as the atmosphere changed as did the quality of the dancers, with some exceptions of course! All in all we found the place is hit or miss, but when it's hot, it's REALLY hot. Oh and FYI they charge a few dollars less for drinks here than Stock or Campus.

 

Gabriel was my favorite at Campus. I think he was new. He was a little shy and I had to wave him over to our table and jump him. He warmed up nicely in the private dance!

 

We stayed at the Hotel Lord Berri. It's modern, renovated, comfortable, air conditioned, and we had a big fridge in the room to keep our drinks cool. A plus: The flat screen TV easily connected to my laptop, so I played nasty porn on it to create atmosphere! What else are TVs for?

 

It's great to dine outdoors on St. Catherine on warm summer nights and watch the hot guys pass by. At one point two cute twinks, one with a violin, one with a cello, set up and started playing chamber music across the street from the restaurant. It was all so sweet and romantic you just had to pinch yourself to see if you were dreaming. I fell in love with the city all over again.

 

Well I'm sure I've left plenty out, but there you go!