seeker630 Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 Anyone who gets wet in the pants over a freak/silicone cock, and chews on a foreskin -- it doesn't leave much for interpretation... And...another 'ruling' from Judge Glutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjkrkwood Posted January 17, 2012 Share Posted January 17, 2012 And...another 'ruling' from Judge Glutes. His time-outs havent taught him much. His vacations need to be permanant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glutes Posted January 18, 2012 Share Posted January 18, 2012 If I am ever put in the penalty box again, I will just go back to niPplEplay.cOm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAdler Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 Likely a parole violation for one formerly known here as "Scott Adler" Oy I'm plotzing but have to inversely paraphrase Ashley Judd in Double Jeopardy, "probation, parole is something completely different." This thread has me completely feklempt ... I'll give you a topic: The Family Values movement is neither about family nor values ... discuss amongst yourselves. + WilliamM 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gallahadesquire Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Oy I'm plotzing but have to inversely paraphrase Ashley Judd in Double Jeopardy, "probation, parole is something completely different." This thread has me completely feklempt ... I'll give you a topic: The Family Values movement is neither about family nor values ... discuss amongst yourselves. I should behave myself. * Plotz is to explode, but commonly used to mean faint. * It is spelled verklempt. Another quote is useful here: A flash back, in Blazing Saddles, when Black Bart is relating his childhood: Shvartses! (Blacks!) (To Indian raising tomahawk): No, no, zayt nisht meshuge! (Don't be crazy!) (Raising arms to the heavens in stereotypical Indian pose): Loz im geyn! (Let him go!) Cop a walk, it's alright. Abi gezint! (As long as you're healthy!) Take off! (To other Indians): Hosti gezen in dayne lebn? (Have you ever seen such a thing?) They darker than us! Woof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glutes Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 Oy I'm plotzing but have to inversely paraphrase Ashley Judd in Double Jeopardy, "probation, parole is something completely different." This thread has me completely feklempt ... I'll give you a topic: The Family Values movement is neither about family nor values ... discuss amongst yourselves. Scott, for all you have been through, you have a great sense of humor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAdler Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Glad to see that the age old tradition of correcting people to hear oneself speak is still alive and well here. Happy to see my explosion was noted, at my age the explosions aren't NEARLY as big anymore. Eh ... who am I kidding. I hate doing laundry and then one good Sean Cody (their new private stock) and I'm screwing up the pillow cases just pressed. Oy. ... And in my dialect of the bastardized language created by German and transliterations of Hebrew to serve as a convenience of my ancestors ... I like to pronounce it with a soft fek rather than the harsh ver. Completely different meaning for me but clearly the message has gotten across so what do we hope to achieve by nitpicking? ;-) But yes, I'm sorry I spelled the "made up word" wrong. LOL. *someone please tell him I'm kidding* Glutes, one has to. I reminded myself today that faced with similar situations, I've watched others fade or run away. I like to think said sense of humor is what pushes me onward awaiting the next punchline. Jackster, I have no idea what you're talking about and thankfully we both share a disinterest in the others explanation. =-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Lucky Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Scott, you iron your pillow cases? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAdler Posted July 19, 2012 Share Posted July 19, 2012 Of course not Lucky, the maids do :-* + WilliamM 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MsGuy Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 I can't believe until now I completely overlooked this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT Brooklyn Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Probably because it ran its course Months ago! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MsGuy Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 I know, but you'd think I would remember at least part of it. (sigh) Maybe I really am getting early onset alzheimer's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT Brooklyn Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 I know, but you'd think I would remember at least part of it. (sigh) Maybe I really am getting early onset alzheimer's. MsGuy..Not at all! We all forget after awhile when a Thread is dragged into Boredom what for and why it existed and much easier to forget it totally! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAdler Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Morning Brooklyn! I see that pot-stirring spoon you picked up a few years ago still is getting some use ;-* But can it hold up a Matza-ball (yes, I had to bring it back to the topic) ? No worries MsGuy, I just felt that Lucky deserved a reply ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest verymarried Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 So please bring me up to date. Is this the same Scott Adler I used to salivate over as he sent pics in Santa outfits etc. Did he spend time in prison and is he out now? Is he escorting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAdler Posted July 21, 2012 Share Posted July 21, 2012 Jail. Prison is completely different. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ BOZO T CLOWN Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Now that the High Holy Days are approaching, will any of the Jewish escorts be offering a Rosh Hashanah discount? Bozo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjkrkwood Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Now that the High Holy Days are approaching, will any of the Jewish escorts be offering a Rosh Hashanah discount? Bozo I'll just spin their dreidle and leave ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ BOZO T CLOWN Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Trix are for kids and dreidels are for Chanukah!! Oy, these dopey goyim Now as for the discount, anyone with familiarity about our people knows we don't like paying retail Bozo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ BOZO T CLOWN Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 It's about that time of the year again, so I thought I'd resuscitate this thread. I'm looking for an East Coast based Jewish escort (no tattoos and foreskin-free, of course), that is offering a Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur discount for the holiday season. Thanks. Bozo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ beethoven Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 A new year's discount for Rosh Hashanah I can see. Yom Kippur discount? I'd think that you'd have to atone for your sins in order to receive the discount, and based on what's been said by everyone here, I think that might take a long, long, long time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLeanspider Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 So please bring me up to date. Is this the same Scott Adler I used to salivate over as he sent pics in Santa outfits etc. Did he spend time in prison and is he out now? Is he escorting? I remember his bunny outfit too, not Playboy bunny but an Easter style one. I'll send you a PM about the other part of your posting, I'd rather not saying it on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
instudiocity Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 I remember his bunny outfit too, not Playboy bunny but an Easter style one. I'll send you a PM about the other part of your posting, I'd rather not saying it on here. McSpider, you're replying to a post from 7/20/12, in thirteen months surely verymarried has learned what he needed or lost interest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLeanspider Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 McSpider, you're replying to a post from 7/20/12, in thirteen months surely verymarried has learned what he needed or lost interest. I never saw this forum before, Bozo restarted it, I simply PM VM about it not to be too gossipy about someone else's misfortune. Better safe than sorry. Btw, Bozo T Clown wants to make sure he's Jewish escort is "foreskin free", if he's not foreskin free he ain't Jewish at all, go tell him that, just to be fair... LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
instudiocity Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 Btw, Bozo T Clown wants to make sure he's Jewish escort is "foreskin free", if he's not foreskin free he ain't Jewish at all, go tell him that, just to be fair... LOLI agree with Bozo, circumcision is to Jewish conversions what baptism is to Baptist conversions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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