Some Ads Are A Hoot!

[jawjateck]

I do enjoy browsing escort ads. Drooling over hot pics, lusting after choice prime beef, rolling my eyes at some of the proposed activities, grimacing at the drug use or careless sex practices, and then occasionally, I crack up at the content of the ad. For example, here is the text of an escort visiting Atlanta:

 

"total masculine, discreet &sexy. VISITING ATLANTA 04/25- 05/02 I'm mildly attractive. You're mildly attractive/ or HOT! Does everyone in MIA really have an 9 in dick. FUCK. call me"

 

I have no idea how cock sizes in Miami relate to scheduling clients in Atlanta, but of particular humor is the requirement that I, as a prospective client, must be "mildly attractive/ or HOT!"

 

If escort ads ever trend in this direction, it's gonna get mighty tough on this ole ragged out country boy to pass the "HOT"ness prerequisite. hehehehe......

[+ Oliver]

" ... I'm mildly attractive. You're mildly attractive/ or HOT! ... " If escort ads ever trend in this direction, it's gonna get mighty tough on this ole ragged out country boy to pass the "HOT"ness prerequisite. hehehehe......

 

Not so tough for you, but impossible for this old bag of bones!

[bigvalboy]

Not so tough for you, but impossible for this old bag of bones!

 

Stop that Oliver!!!...trust me when I say this to you....You ain't no bag of bones baby.

[JT Brooklyn]

I doubt every "Working Guy" in Miami has a 9 Incher! But I know most of the "Latino Guys" sure do!

[+ Charlie]

"Hotness is as hotness does," as my grandmother would have said. To which I would add, "Hotness is in the eye of the beholder."

[+ newatthis]

...For example, here is the text of an escort visiting Atlanta: "total masculine, discreet &sexy. VISITING ATLANTA 04/25- 05/02 I'm mildly attractive. You're mildly attractive/ or HOT! Does everyone in MIA really have an 9 in dick. FUCK. call me"...

 

My first reaction was that the escort was trying to say something like "I'm an average guy, you can be too, you don't have to lie that you're hot or have a 9 in dick" (or maybe "I'm not going to advertise that I have a 9 in dick like every other escort seems to advertise"). The mention of MIA was likely a left over from an ad there that he forgot to edit.

 

I guess our different reactions show that whatever he was trying to say, he didn't say it very clearly.