Johnny's Fort Lauderdale Dec 9-11

[+ newatthis]

Did a quick twink run at the beginning of this week. For the first time in memory, Johnny's lineup consisted of winners 3 nights in a row. There were a bunch of young guys who were wonderful kissers and really into making out; they were anything but shy in other ways in the lap dance booths. To my surprise, 40-50% of the dancers those nights had nicely toned dancer's or swimmer's bodies, reminiscent of the guys who populate Campus in the afternoons. Almost no girly types to speak of -- quite a change from my last visit. They've removed the racks above the bar, which seems to have improved air circulation -- both my partner in crime and I remarked that our clothes smelled only half as bad as they usually do after an evening at Johnny's.

 

There's lots more to say and describe, but I'm too busy/tired to add more right now.

[Karl-G]

Thanks for the report; it sounds like you had a good time.

 

I have been to Johnny's a few times recently and also found plenty of dancers for a good time. These are some of the guys I have enjoyed; did you meet any of them?

 

OSKAR was a cute and handsome young Cuban, with a very nice young muscled body. It was almost picture perfect. He was deliciously smooth all over, most naturally and a little shaved. A sweet boy and a little shy.

 

FELIX was a tall, slender young Hispanic, with a mischievous grin, a smooth caressable body, and an eagerness to please. He was great fun in the back room.

 

JACE was a Caucasian boy, a college student who is earning his tuition. He has strawberry blond hair, strawberries and cream skin, and often wore a baseball cap backwards. He was very nice to play with at the bar and good in back.

 

NEIL was a very handsome, very well built young Black man, with perhaps the roundest and fullest ass you have seen. He is bright and fun and very smooth and eager to have fun.

 

NOAH was a cute, slender young Black dancer, fun to chat with and with a nice smooth body and sweet little butt.

 

BENNY was a handsome young dancer from Puerto Rico, who used a bit of eye make-up, but otherwise was cute and good looking. He had curly hair, lovely smooth skin, nice straight legs and thighs, and a sweet ass. He was very good in back. He also is a college student.

 

There was another cute young Hispanic dancer with a lovely face and beautiful proportions, smooth skin and with a nice butt. We saw him on stage, but never had a chance to talk with him or play with him. He is on the list for next time.

 

RAY was a delightful young man from Texas, a college student, smooth, tall, lovely attributes, fun to talk with and great for a lap dance.

 

MIGUEL was a slightly stocky, but with a very nice body, dancer from Puerto Rico. He had a perpetual smile, was a vigorous and athletic dancer, and was very pro-active in back.

 

ROMAN is a very cute, young dancer with somewhat longer, wavy black hair, and a very nice smooth body. Someone remarked that in profile, he looked like Julia Roberts.

 

JORDAN is a tall, handsome, square jawed Black dancer with a beautiful, muscular body.

 

NEGRON is a Black dancer from Portugal, who has perhaps the perfect body. It does not bulge, but everything is muscular, in proportion, and defined. His torso is a marvel. He has a radiant smile and is very good in back. His ass was not large, but round, firm but with soft skin, and a delight.

 

ROGER is a tall dancer with slightly curly hair, a beautiful smooth body, and a face so handsome and beautiful that other dancers all talked about him. He's from Massachusetts.

 

LOGAN was another White boy of exceptional beauty and a perfect body with defined chest and abs, a beautiful face, nice short haircut, beautiful proportional legs, and a great smile.

 

ALAN is one of the younger dancers and usually wore a baseball cap, but he had a cute face, very nice defined body, smooth skin, sweet round ass, and blue-grey bedroom eyes which were mesmerizing.

 

DENNY is a delightful German dancer from Berlin. He is perhaps 5'7" of pure gorgeous masculine beauty. He claims he does not work out except for his vigorous dances and pole performances, but his muscular torso was exceptional. He said he has danced at a number of stripper bars in Germany, and there are more stripper bars in Germany than in the U.S. [i hope someone on this board checks this out and lets us know.] He has curly brown hair, a great smile, a perfect round German ass, and is ready to help you have fun.

 

There were a couple of skinny little guys, and The Pest was walking around although he did not seem to be bothering people. A couple of people must like him, but he now stays away from everyone else, and he has put on more weight. He never approached us. And there were lots of other dancers, but we had our hands and arms filled and only so much time and could only enjoy a portion of the boys. Lots more for another time.

 

Tomorrow, Sunday, is Johnny's Christmas party; it looks like fun.

 

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[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

"both my partner in crime and I remarked that our clothes smelled only half as bad as they usually do after an evening at Johnny's."

 

Is there any logical reason that a smoking patron can't spend an hour or so at a bar without lighting up a cigarette and annoying everyone within 15 feet of him? Does the temporary high that a smoker gets from the nicotine surge in his bloodstream really make the ogling of half-naked men a more pleasurable experience? Why can't one brave strip club proprietor make the heroic gesture of proudly announcing that he will no longer allow a small group of selfish smokers to ruin the evening for 90% of his patrons, and ban indoor smoking in his club?

 

 

"The Pest was walking around although he did not seem to be bothering people. A couple of people must like him, but he now stays away from everyone else, and he has put on more weight. He never approached us."

 

Karl-G, is this the guy in question?

 

http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/MaleEscorts/do-you-need-to-relax-forget-about-your-problems-have-a-great-time-blonde-blue-26/16229467

 

If yes, Gene/Sean/Sasha has been annoying patrons for years at both Boardwalk and Johnny's. Glad to hear that he seems to be less irritating.

 

Bozo

[Karl-G]

Yes. Sasha is the one. : - )

[+ newatthis]

"The Pest was walking around although he did not seem to be bothering people. A couple of people must like him, but he now stays away from everyone else, and he has put on more weight. He never approached us."

Karl-G, is this the guy in question? http://ftlauderdale.backpage.com/MaleEscorts/do-you-need-to-relax-forget-about-your-problems-have-a-great-time-blonde-blue-26/16229467

Thanks for posting that. I was wondering where to get a bartender for my next party.

[Jake]

Karl your dancer by dancer reviews are Hall of Fame worthy!

[bigvalboy]

Just got back from FTL. I actually enjoyed Johnny's a lot this time. The smoke was not as bad as before, and as you say "The Pest" was all very present. He has gained some weight, but I did not find him irritating in the least.

 

The first night I linked up with James, a very substantial "Muscle Twink" and we had one of the best times I have ever had with a dancer. He was absolutely delightful. There is another "James" who dances there, and is friends with a local bartender at the Royal Palm. I promised the bartender that I would go see his friend, but he was absent the few days that I was around.

 

Muscle boy Jake was very accommodating on the first night, but found the connection a little lost the second time I saw him. To be fair, I was also in a different kind of mood and also in a bit of a hurry.

 

As for Dudes....OK OK, I know I should have already gotten it by now, but Dudes is a dud. I will say that in all fairness, I did hang out there two "Happy Hours" in a row, and I noticed that the local boys definitely are the "favorite child" lol lol

 

Going back Mid Jan for a little R&R and then heading to "The Keys" I promise I will attempt a more thorough report at that time...

 

Cheers to all