An eel? Are you kidding me?

[EZEtoGRU]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2013/04/09/eel-removed-from-man-stuck-colon-photo_n_3046785.html?icid=hp_front_popular_art

[+ purplekow]

Eels are naturally slippery so that probably eliminates the need for lube

[rvwnsd]

They can apparently go deep.

[+ FreshFluff]

They can apparently go deep.

 

And they provide a true BFE. Once they get inside, it's impossible to get them to leave.

[rvwnsd]

And they provide a true BFE. Once they get inside, it's impossible to get them to leave.

 

I truly L-ed OL at that!!

[orbital sander]

Oww..

Cringe worthy bit

[gallahadesquire]

I think gerbils might be safer.

[EZEtoGRU]

Advantages of sex with an eel instead of a male escort:

1. Save money on condoms and lube

2. No human STD risk

3. Much cheaper than an escort

4. No pretend made up boring conversation.

 

Disadvantages:

1. They are cold and clammy

2. Too rubbery. Never really get hard.

3. Difficult to kiss an eel.

4. They're always trying to escape.

 

On balance, the male escort wins.....by a long shot. LOL.

[+ friendofsheila]

Ick.