Funny Quote of the Day

[chrismac]

Woody Allen: "Sex is like playing bridge; if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

 

Any others?

[+ deej]

Didn't Woody Allen also say something like "Even a bad blow job is right in there" -- or something like it?

[ready182]

"If you want to receive a great blow job, find a provider who has had one."

 

by Ready

[Guest showme43]

Procrastination is like Masterbation. It seems like a good idea at the time but in the end you're only fucking yourself.

 

from faux "motivation" poster

 

:+

[Ethan_NYC]

Gross but always a favorite of mine...

 

Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, destined to wake up with smelly finger.

 

Not Confucius.

[Bilbo]

Another Woody - "Say what you want about bisexuality, but it does double your chances for a date on Saturday night." (or words to that effect)

[Doug69]

>Another Woody - "Say what you want about bisexuality, but it

>does double your chances for a date on Saturday night." (or

>words to that effect)

 

I think you missed the point of this thread. It's supposed to have quotes that are funny.

[chrismac]

Oh Doug - that one was reasonably funny. Did someone piss in your Post Toasties this morning? :+