Doug69

[Trixie]

Doug69 is silent tonight... I hope that means he's getting laid!

Trix

[Rick Munroe]

>Doug69 is silent tonight... I hope that means he's getting

>laid!

 

Don't look at me.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Republicans Do Not "Get Laid"

 

while they might occassionally fuck somone over, the preferred form of release is colloquially known as a hand job.

[theDCeBOY]

RE: Republicans Do Not

 

as a PROUD card carrying Republican, i can assure you that unless remuneration is involved, i'm less-than interested in a hand job.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

All THIS Means . . .

 

>as a PROUD card carrying Republican, i

>can assure you that unless remuneration is involved, i'm

>less-than interested in a hand job.

 

. . . is that CARD CARRYING Republicans do not indulge in orgasms of any form unless there is profit to be had on the transaction.

[AdamSmith]

RE: All THIS Means . . .

 

. . . is that CARD CARRYING Republicans do

>not indulge in orgasms of any form unless there is profit to

>be had on the transaction.

 

Ayckroyd's Nixon impersonation:

 

"Sex in the White House! That never happened on my watch."

[dick_nyc]

RE: All THIS Means . . .

 

Since there are now more republicans than democrats we must be doing something right!

[Doug69]

>>Doug69 is silent tonight... I hope that means he's getting

>>laid!

>

>Don't look at me.

 

Don't worry - I wouldn't.

[bigguyinpasadena]

RE: All THIS Means . . .

 

Yes you are better liars and better at rigging elections.

[Doug69]

RE: All THIS Means . . .

 

>Yes you are better liars and better at rigging elections.

 

Oh, now I see why liberals hate Ann Coulter so much - liberals would NEVER sink to the levels of invective and insult and generalization that she employs.

 

Thanks for clearing that up Fa- . . . oops, I mean, BigGuy.

[theDCeBOY]

RE: All THIS Means . . .

 

come now, even you are bright enough to see the letter/word "i" there.

[dick_nyc]

RE: All THIS Means . . .

 

Gee. All this time I thought Mayor Daley of Chicago was a democrat and now since only republicans can rig elections I find that he was a republican all this time.

 

And I never had sex with that woman!!

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Broght Lights, Big City

 

>come now, even you are bright enough to

>see the letter/word "i" there.

 

First warning that you are leading a useless life - someone compares it to a popularity contest. Immediately, you know that it is going to be filled with disconnected scenes and a narrator with mental problems who reports on it all.

 

The main character in this book is a self-obsessed Yuppie who snorts coke, screws up on a job he should never have been picked for, and eventually finds a little bit of peace by losing. The second person narration works in defining just how self-obsessed this asshole is in that all he's doing is talking to himself about himself. After 100 pages you wonder what he's so enamored with. Talk about self love and lousy hand jobs.

 

Anyhow, it's short. It passes quickly; one year, at most, but if you are slow or dim witted, it will seem like forever. But then, you'll finally be ready to discard it like a used tissue. You'll forget all about it. But it is ideal, if you last had sex in 1999, and you don't think you're ready to tackle anything too interesting right away.

[Guest ncm2169]

RE: All THIS Means . . .

 

Condoms man. Condoms. }(

[+ Lucky]

Doug is much more interested in Derek. After all, he put Derek on his escort of the year list!