Things men say when they CUM

[hiJinX]

What are some of the memorable things you partners have said when they cum?

 

Sex and the City even had an episode that revolved around one of the girls' partners and what he would say during orgasm (it was Charlotte and to her dismay, he would say YOU FUCKING SLUT YOU FUCKING ####! and couldnt cum without saying it.)

 

Thinking back one of my favorites was (for obvious reasons) "I don't wanna cum...oh my god you are so HOT" ...the last part repeated as he shot repeatedly. }(

 

One that I heard about was a guy who as he began cumming would always start yelling "Here I come" which I think would make me laugh if I heard it.

[jack]

hiJ, a wonderful fun, interesting, and amuzing topic. Personally, I really don't recall any salutations during cumming from anybody. In fact, perhaps, because I routinely watch gay videos on line (Nakedsword and AEBN via BadPuppy) I have come to dislike the phony macho grunts and growns some guys utter during orgasm. The ones who seem to yell the loudest are usually the big fat truck-driver types with the leather belts strung all around their hairy bodies so you can hardly see their tinny dicks -- they always seem to bellow the loudest with a vocabulary of one or two universal words they probably learned from some smelly though exciting prep school glory hole in Chicago (I've lost touch with NY's) sounding like aaaa, ooooohh, aaaaa, ooooohaaaaaa.

 

For me, hiJ, I spend my time with nineteen to twenty three or four year old twinks, slendor, smooth,with those plumpy fat cocks that are a mouthful soft they always have, and gently swinging eggs full of fresh hot young cum that appear almost silently in puddles all over us before I go back to their spent cocks for another five or ten minutes. I just saw a new twink video by Shoot Productions, a reputable UK enterpirse, in which two real hot twinks made love all over each other, including rimming and fucking, which, after all that, concluded with magnificant deluges of hot thick cum silently except for their sucking sounds when they suck off and on the dripping cum on their extended cockheads and the lapping sound you get when you kiss up cum off you buddies face and abs.

 

That, in my opinion, was a perfect movie of sincere loyal male love making --- all without a grunt or phony bellow -- just two kids being fiends.

 

[Guest OralBtm4Top]

This is a fun topic.

I dated a guy recently who loved getting blown, so far so good.

But everytime we was ready to cum he would say, 'oh, oh, my toes are curling' in a Debbie Reynolds sounding voice. The first time I heard him it made me laugh. The second time I was laughing just before he said it. There was no third time. I could not keep from laughter.

I was seeing this other guy, str8, and sucking him off for a few years while I lived in Boston. I loved doing him. As he was ready to shoot he would groan, grab the back of my head, and say 'take it you cum ####', I miss him terribly.

Now I live in Toronto, great city, and I'm seeing this guy from Estonia. Just before he comes he says something in his native language. I do not know what it is but I love the sound of it. I imagine it's something like, 'suck it, suck it, suck it.'

[+ glutes]

Do you know why Atheists can't cum??

 

"Oh God, Oh God"

[Guest skrubber]

I LIKE vocal cummers. The most vocal I've gotten was a Philly escort who when he was about to cum exclaimed "I'm gonna cum!" I like the moans and groans. The worst thing is a silent cummer. Don't know if I've satisfied them or not.

[Guest bighugbearphx]

The strangest one I've ever experienced was with a guy who COUNTED when he orgasmed. As he started to cum, he'd go "Ohhhh ... one, two, three, four, five ..." I asked him later, and he said he started it was he was a teen, gauging how good the orgasm was by how long (timewise) he shot.

[guptasa1]

What a great topic! =o)

 

I tend to be vocal when I come. Usually I say something like "Feels sooo good," "I'm getting close," and "Ohhh I'm gunna cum!" and moan a lot. Maybe an occasional "Yeahhh..." LOL. I'm not sure how to explain what I want to say next, but hopefully it'll come across. My noises certainly aren't fake, but they aren't...I guess...mandatory either, if that makes any sense. It feels really good, and they are genuine noises from the pleasure, but I think it's fun to make noise while having sex. So I don't hold them back and maybe even emphasize them a little. LOL. Now, I probably *COULD* be silent if I really wanted to, but I like to hear a lot of moaning and groaning. Because of that, I also like to do it. For me, just makes the sex hotter.

 

As to partners I've had, the most memorable lines were with someone being dominant and before cumming threatening to make me pregnant (yes, we were safe - it was just for fun) and also lotsa grunts and moans during orgasm. But I rather liked being talked a lil dirty to and told to take the cum, etc., too. =oP

[AaronScottDC]

>I LIKE vocal cummers.

>I like the moans and groans. The worst thing is a silent

>cummer. Don't know if I've satisfied them or not.

 

 

I totally agree with ya, Skrubber. I, too, enjoy vocal cummers and don't like the guys who are totally silent, unless they are squirming around alot, that can be cool, too. But, usually the silent cummers just lay there like a log, while the vocal ones are the squirmers.

 

I make a decent amount of noise when I cum, especially if they guy getting me off is doing a nice job of it! I can never quite understand why someone would want to be quiet during something so FUN! If it feels good, let it out! :o }( :9

 

 

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[KY_TOP]

My BF is definitely a moaner. It is so cool to hear him moan as he cums.

[Guest showme43]

"...is the 11:00 news on yet?"

 

 

 

just kidding :7

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

>What are some of the memorable things you partners have said

>when they cum?

>

 

"NEXT!"

[Rick Munroe]

>The strangest one I've ever experienced was with a guy who

>COUNTED when he orgasmed. As he started to cum, he'd go

>"Ohhhh ... one, two, three, four, five ..." I asked him

>later, and he said he started it was he was a teen, gauging

>how good the orgasm was by how long (timewise) he shot.

 

That reminds me of the guy I once sucked who counted down to orgasm -- or more specifically, he told me that he would come after I went completely down on his cock 10 times. I didn't believe anyone could actually do that but it was true (and very hot): he kept a hand on the back of my head and pushed me all the way down until his whole (about 8") cock was in my throat, and said, "One!" Then he gently raised my head all the way off of him and then pushed me down again and once I was impaled, he said, "Two!" When we got to "Nine!" he warned me to quickly get off his cock after "Ten!" because that was when he would cum. There was a painfully, torturously long span of time in between "Nine!" and "Ten!" He wanted to make me squirm and beg, which I did, and finally he asked if I was ready and I said "YEAH" and he pushed me all the way down on it, said, "Ten!" and I quickly pulled off and he then shot a nice thick load all over himself (he was sitting back on a chair).

[Prime Muscle]

"Taste like chicken"

[+ deej]

>I make a decent amount of noise when I cum, especially if they

>guy getting me off is doing a nice job of it!

 

I hope to hear that sound some day. }(

 

I'm pretty vocal usually, but I'll admit when I'm TOTALLY into a guy that has his legs wrapped around me and his tounge down my throat I might just shudder and sigh as I sink in.

 

It has happened.

 

I've also been so damn surprised that he's cumming it gets me off and I start bellowing at the top of my lungs.

 

The truly great thing about sex is that when it's good, it's good for all and it doesn't fit any recipe. Before, during, or after. Screaming isn't necessary when your bottom leaves a puddle of cum on the bedspread.

[bigguyinpasadena]

And who can for get Madeline Kahn in Young FrankenStein "Ahhhhh Sweet mystery of life at last I've found youuuuuuuu.........."

[Spida]

hiJINX,

 

That is awesome, I was with a guy once who just screamed so loud it scared the bajeezus out of me I jumped a mile! It was so funny I couldn't stop laughing tears were flowing fortunately he had a great sense of humor and he wasn't offended at my laughing. A few minutes later I was going to scream when I came, but I was tooo into it to remember the joke!

 

I am sure the guy screamed "You are so hot" anyone who has met hiJINX would agree with the dude that was Cumming!!

[bostonman]

This is a great topic!

 

I fondly remember the guy who talked me into letting him fuck me - I wasn't really in the mood to get it, but he knew how to get what he wanted - anyway, when he came, he kept shouting "FUCK yeah...FUCK yeah...FUCK yeah..." as he continued to thrust...I can still hear him very clearly in my mind. I like to imagine that each "FUCK yeah" was in response to a squirt of semen, even though it was probably more with the thrusting. Anyway, it made the whole fuck seem worthwhile.

 

When I was a teen, there was a nearby men's room that offered me some possibilities for fun...one time I was just watching this other guy get blown - I still remember his moan of "I'm gonna come off" while the guy was busy licking his balls...but the warning was just a bit too late, as the first big squirt of cum shot into the air and landed on the cocksucker's white sweater as he attempted to get his mouth back on the guy's cock. I'll never forget that one... :9

 

And another tearoom scene where I was blowing a younger "friend" - we knew we had to be super-discreet, so we were trying not to make any noise. But he couldn't hold back a small, tell-tale whimper just as he was hitting orgasm...another moment I'll never forget! (Thanks, Greg, wherever you are...) :*