Have you ever seen a dog smiling?

[marylander1940]

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[Kevin Slater]

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Kevin Slater

[Lookin]

(If I may quote myself from another site. http://www.boytoy.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

 

 

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the back yard.

 

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.

 

'You talk?' he asks.

 

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

 

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

 

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.

 

'In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.

 

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.

 

'But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.

 

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

 

 

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

 

'Ten dollars,' the owner says.

 

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

 

'Because he's a bullshitter. He's never been out of the yard.'

 

Edited July 3, 2018 by Lookin

[LADoug1]

My family dog definitely smiles especially when she greets me at the door after not having seen me for awhile.

[samhexum]

Have you ever seen a dog smiling?

 

A Nassau County cop’s act of kindness helped a Bayside woman and her two dogs stay safe from the heat after her car broke down on Sunday morning.

 

According to police, at 11:45 a.m. on July 1, Police Officer Nicholas Accardi responded to a radio call to assist a motorist with a disabled vehicle on the Atlantic Beach Bridge. Upon his arrival, Accardi found Joan Silke of Bayside standing outside of her BMW 530, which was parked on the side of the road, with her two 12-year-old dogs on leashes.

 

Accardi parked behind her vehicle and turned on his emergency lights for her safety. As he approached Silke, he noticed that her dogs, a cream-colored mini goldendoodle named Molly and an apricot-colored mini goldendoodle named Maggie, were showing signs of distress from the extreme heat.

 

Springing into action, Accardi offered to let Silke and the dogs sit in his patrol car with the air conditioning on. Once inside, the dogs began to respond to the cooler temperature.

 

Within the hour, Silke’s car was fixed and she and the dogs went on their way.

Edited July 3, 2018 by samhexum