i'm devastated !!!

[taylorky]

i am really devastated,almost to the point of suicide!

 

i went into white castle two days ago and ordered my usual bi-yearly munchies two i say two double cheeseburgers with pickles and mustard, a large big red and an order of crunchy good onion rings...ummumm good.

 

well i was shattered,shattered i say that the counter guy did not recognize me from last november...how dare him not know who i am and my lofty position in louisville society.

 

this has affected me to the degree i have not been able to present myself in public,and i continue to suffer the vapors.

 

poor jeff doesn't know what to do, i am resrching white castle bylaws to see if there is a way...anyway i can have that lowly counter-man *banished* from ever entering ANY white castle ever again for any reason.

 

not recognize me...hmmmfffhhhh...banishment to the infidel i say

[Doug69]

I ask you, how on Earth did he not remember? How many people must he be serving?? Should you worry that this person has all your information including your dietary preferences? Bah!

 

At that point, you must have really been spazzing since you were in a reallllly uncomfortable situation. You must must have been immediately singing the awkward song of awkwardness. After all, you get uncomfortable for as little as wearing mismatched colors, so I can imagine the particular level of mortification going on at this moment. It was all him- him and all his himness.

 

Don't worry - I'm sure all of the people who are infatuated by your pre-adolescent body will be rushing to your aid any moment to tell you - in the most comfortingly paternal manner they can muster - that your completely self-centered, fragile, narcissistic anger at not being recognized is perfectly normal and understandable. They'll pet your pretty little smooth face with their thick, age-spotted, six-decades-old hands as they tell you that you're a good boy.

 

So that, at least, should be of some comfort as you recover on the fainting couch.

[Guest Mikel]

Don't be so devasted...alas! Instead. pitty the poor boy with such a pathetic memory...he probably forgets his own mothers birthday...he should be checking out, not you! How could he not remember...you...poor, pathetic person!

[Guest ncm2169]

Methinks Taylor is jerkin some chains here. ;-) If I'm right, that he roped in Doogie is awesome. }(

 

Keep jerkin those chains, Taylor. And keep your hands off yourself. :9

[Barry]

>roped in Doogie

 

I think not..... }(

 

Barry

[taylorky]

LOL...doug is hip to it :+

[Guest ChgoBoy]

>i am really devastated,almost to the point of suicide!

>

>i went into white castle two days ago and ordered my usual

>bi-yearly munchies two i say two double cheeseburgers with

>pickles and mustard, a large big red and an order of crunchy

>good onion rings...ummumm good.

>

>well i was shattered,shattered i say that the counter guy did

>not recognize me from last november...how dare him not know

>who i am and my lofty position in louisville society.

>

>this has affected me to the degree i have not been able to

>present myself in public,and i continue to suffer the

>vapors.

>

>poor jeff doesn't know what to do, i am resrching white castle

>bylaws to see if there is a way...anyway i can have that

>lowly counter-man *banished* from ever entering ANY white

>castle ever again for any reason.

>

>not recognize me...hmmmfffhhhh...banishment to the infidel i

>say

 

Im sure this is exactly why you couldnt get an escort if your life depended upon it....life will always be about how you relate to and treat your fellow man....obviously...It's all about you....which is where you are in life....ALONE.

[taylorky]

OMFG...are you an idiot...no one can be that stupid!

[jackhammer91406]

Pretty funny Taylor.

I laughed when i read your original post and then again when Doug replied.

Hey, how about a LAUGH IN for the new century and you two could team up?

 

As for the poster that this thread tweaks, I have met (never hired) him, he is a charming guy, with a great smile and an open and honest mind set. I can see why he might be upset.

 

Lampoon is one of the great comic tools and when done well (and fairly) it is worth the price of admission.

Keep honing those chops Taylor. You scored some points without being too catty.

[taylorky]

LOL...doug and me...we'd kill each other :+

[Guest ReturnOfS]

>

>Im sure this is exactly why you couldnt get an escort if your

>life depended upon it....life will always be about how you

>relate to and treat your fellow man....obviously...It's all

>about you....which is where you are in life....ALONE.

>

 

Um, hmmmm.... you do realize that Tarlorky's post was meant to be funny, don't you?

[ErikMcAlister]

taylor, taylor, taylor...

I think I'm falling in love.

What's gotten into you lately?

[Zippy]

>What's gotten into you lately?

 

Hopefully a nice, big, fat, juicy....... er, um.... White Castle Burger! Yeah, right, that's the kinda meat I was thinking about, uh huh...

[Guest]

>well i was shattered,shattered i say that the counter guy did

>not recognize me from last november...how dare him not know

>who i am and my lofty position in louisville society.

>

Did you have sex with him? :+

[Guest ChgoBoy]

Obviously not, If I missed something, Taylor, please accept my apologies.

[Txpaytoplay]

LOL!

 

Oh yeah, you missed that bus for sure!!!!

 

Ha...ha...ha...I'm still laughing!:7 :7 :7

[Guest ReturnOfS]

>Obviously not, If I missed something, Taylor, please accept

>my apologies.

 

Impressive. We don't usually have people apologizing on here. You have my vote as a nice guy. :-)