Inspired by One Finger & Skrubber

[Doug69]

I picked my nose today.

 

If Audra Lindey were alive - she's the one who played that zany Mrs. Roper on Three's Company - she would have turned 93 today, and would have been suffering from a terrible yeast infection which afflicts post-menopausal women who didn't wipe their piss well enough in their 30's.

 

Some kids today in Boise, Idaho had a pie-throwing contest and one of them threw a pie in the face of his teacher, who immediately gave him after-class detention. Crazy kids!

 

I just farted. Any thoughts on that?

[taylorky]

LOL.....

[BewareofNick]

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[Guest mbarz]

I had a black dog once.

[taylorky]

i shit a big black turd once....errrrr twice.

[Rick Munroe]

>If Audra Lindey were alive - she's the one who played that

>zany Mrs. Roper on Three's Company -

 

Actually, her name was Audra Lindley and Mrs. Roper wasn't zany; she was sexually frustrated and constantly horny.

[VaHawk]

"i shit a big black turd once....errrrr twice"

 

Isn't that what your mom said? That's why you're here?

[Guest skrubber]

I picked my nose today as well, and it's early.

[Guest Conway]

The turd had better grammatical skills.

[JT Brooklyn]

Rick, Thanks for "Straightening" Things Out..Both She & Norman haved Passed on. BUT they were a "Couple" suited for each other! Like some of My Friends..LOL :+

[VaHawk]

Smelled better too!!!!! :7