Is it OK for an escort to shoot you if you're bad at oral sex?

[samhexum]

An escort in Washington state says she shot her client twice in the head — because he was lousy at oral sex, according to reports.

 

Marissa Wallen, 21, then allegedly stole her john’s wallet and gun, left him for dead and went on a $12,000 spending spree in Skagit County, according to the Herald of Everett, Wash.

 

The 36-year-old North Everett man’s employer grew concerned when he didn’t log in for his stay-at-home job on the morning of Oct. 24.

 

When police were sent to check on him, he was found alive — slumped against a wall with dried blood on his head. Two shell casings nearby did not match the caliber of his missing handgun, officials said.

 

He was unable to speak, so police communicated with him using hand signals, according to the news outlet. He indicated he knew his attacker but could not provide a name.

 

Security footage from the apartment revealed that Wallen had visited five times in October. She was last seen entering at 8:45 p.m. Oct. 21, and then fleeing at 10 p.m. clutching what appeared to be credit cards, officials said.

 

Store security cameras showed Wallen using the cards, according to authorities, who tracked her down at a home in Mount Vernon, Wash., on Tuesday.

 

When confronted with evidence, Wallen kept changing her story before finally admitting she shot the man twice in the back of the head, “because he was performing (a sex act) wrong,” according to her statement.

 

Wallen, who has an 11-month-old child, was ordered held on pending charges of first-degree assault, first-degree robbery and first-degree identity theft.

 

“I was stunned on Tuesday when the first detective came to our door,” next-door neighbor Mark Barnum told KIRO-TV. “He said, ‘Your neighbor was shot twice in the head.’”

 

He said he “heard what sounded like two or three taps coming from the wall. It was notable because we don’t usually hear anything.”

 

He said he initially thought the noise could have been from a hammer.

 

“It’s just kind of shocking to think perhaps that was maybe — maybe those were the shots. Maybe it was [the victim]. And I feel really badly that I was unable to help,” Barnum said.

 

Other neighbors said the victim works in high tech.

 

“He keeps to himself a lot, he’s got his computer stuff up there. He handles a lot of websites, IT security,” Erik Buxton told KIRO.

 

According to documents, the man “had been hiring female escorts and frequenting a strip club in Seattle, where he was bragging about how much money he earned and belongings he had at his house.”

 

Buxton said the victim “liked to kind of flash his money a little bit. It’s what’s going to happen — you’re going to attract negative people along the way.”

 

On Wednesday, a judge said Wallen had outstanding warrants for her arrest and set her bail at $1 million.

 

Her public defender, Pooja Vaddadi, said medical problems have prevented her from appearing in court several times, according to the Herald.

 

Another suspect, Jenner Matthews, was arrested in the case, KIRO reported. The probable-cause document said Wallen made payments to him through Facebook using the victim’s accounts.

[+ glutes]

This FBI agent should feel lucky then!

Maybe he was just fed tired.

 

Newly released documents detail an internal investigation at the FBI involving a counterterrorism supervisor who apparently got drunk with a woman at a North Carolina hotel, passed out and proceeded to get robbed.

 

According to The New York Times, Robert Manson had his Glock .40-caliber handgun stolen along with a $6,000 Rolex watch and $60 in cash while he stayed at the Westin Hotel in Charlotte, N.C.

 

"Investigators determined that the victim, Robert Manson, met a woman in the hotel bar the prior night and took her back to his hotel room," said Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Department spokesman Robert Tufano in a statement.

Flash-bang grenade injures federal agent in lower Manhattan

Manson and other agents were in town back on July 9 for training when they reportedly began drinking with several women who said they were exotic dancers.

 

Police were called the next morning around 6:30 by one of Manson's peers, as he was still incapacitated.

[samhexum]

This FBI agent should feel lucky then...

 

Your tax dollars at work!

[+ glutes]

Another reason not to sleep with exotic dancers.

[samhexum]

The Everett Herald reports that the john’s three credit cards were charged 82 times between October 22 and November 5. Wallen was eventually tracked down and arrested at her home in Mount Vernon, Washington. The Herald report adds that Wallen asked for police to contact one of her johns for help in paying for her $1 million bail. The judge also said that Wallen’s 13 active warrants for her arrest “might be a record.”

[LaffingBear]

In reply to the thread title.....

 

Usually, no.

 

If its someone with braces and horrible technique - maybe.

 

If after the alcohol wears off, you realize its an Orc - ABSOLUTELY!

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[samhexum]

A man was left with a circle-shaped wound on the roof of his mouth after performing too much oral sex, dentists said.

 

The 47-year-old paid a visit to his dentist after noticing a filling in his tooth was cracked.

 

While dentists were examining his mouth they noticed a “circular-shaped lesion” on his soft palate — the roof of his mouth.

 

The man, from Mexico, was unaware of the lesion and said it had not caused him pain.

 

Confused as to what it might be, dentists took a full history of the patient.

 

He told dentists he had a history of marijuana and cocaine use and was sexually active with men.

 

The last time he had performed oral sex on someone was three days before his appointment, according to the BMJ case report.

 

Dentists concluded the lesion, known as an erythema, was caused by him giving oral sex.

 

“The contact of the palate with the penile glands may cause a hematoma due to blunt trauma and dilatation of the blood vessels because of the negative pressure created while sucking,” Dr. Luis Alberto Mendez, who treated the patient, wrote in the report.

 

“With this information, we concluded that the erythema on the soft palate was associated with the practice of oral sex.”

 

The lesions went away on their own, although he was advised that oral sex was off the cards for a few days.

 

After 15 days the lesions had completely gone and the man was able to resume his sex life.

 

It’s not the first time this type of injury has been recorded, although it is rare.

 

A study of 132 sex workers in Peru noted that 17 of the participants suffered lesions in the mouth due to oral sex, the report notes.

 

“It is pertinent to consider this practice [oral sex] as a potential cause of oral lesions, particularly on the palate,” Mendez added.

 

“It is important to obtain a comprehensive history and a detailed oral examination.

 

“In high-risk patients, we should consider the possibility of sexually transmitted disease.

 

“As health care professionals, it is our responsibility to provide counseling and reassurance to all patients presenting with these lesions, particularly those undertaking high-risk sexual behavior.”

[nsguy45]

Michael Douglas claimed that performing oral sex caused his throat cancer.

[Kevin Slater]

Is it OK for an escort to shoot you if you're bad at oral sex?

 

If he shoots, the oral sex must not have been that bad.

 

Kevin Slater

[Inkdnaija00]

.........No