Meanwhile in Silicon Valley...

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The technogeniuses have been trying their hands at connected sex toys.

 

My favorite line from the article: "...Getting access to those enhanced features usually requires bringing your phone into the bedroom or even actively using it during sex, a mood-killing ask that many people find off-putting. And though devices like Lovely consider tracking to be a plus, many consumers see it as a minus. '[users] don’t want a device to know how often they’re masturbating,'..."