Best printer for porn?

[Guest]

As I move into my new life, I'm thinking of getting rid of my old printer. I use my printer mostly for printing photos of hunky men to jack off to. I have a Brother TN-210 laser printer and have been really disappointed. I have to add saturation to the color in order for the photos to come out nicely (like what I see on the computer monitor), andifIdon't use the very pricey Brother cartridges, the pictures come out streaky. What is the best technology these days for printing porn? Is it laser or inkjet? Which provides the more faithful color? Which do best with generic cartridges? Which are faster? Which use cartridges more slowly?

[+ MysticMenace]

what's wrong with jacking off to porn in your laptop or TV (if you connect an electronic device to it)? seems like you get more options (vs. static print-outs) and more environmentally friendly.

[+ FrankR]

As I move into my new life, I'm thinking of getting rid of my old printer. I use my printer mostly for printing photos of hunky men to jack off to. I have a Brother TN-210 laser printer and have been really disappointed. I have to add saturation to the color in order for the photos to come out nicely (like what I see on the computer monitor), andifIdon't use the very pricey Brother cartridges, the pictures come out streaky. What is the best technology these days for printing porn? Is it laser or inkjet? Which provides the more faithful color? Which do best with generic cartridges? Which are faster? Which use cartridges more slowly?

For photo quality printing you really need a photo printer. Take a look here: https://www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/reviews/best-photo-inkjet-printer/

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[rvwnsd]

For photo quality printing you really need a photo printer. Take a look here: https://www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/reviews/best-photo-inkjet-printer/

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If all you are printing is porn, a midrange inkjet photo printer is fine. However, as @JoeMendoza said, just look at the photos on your laptop or stream to your TV. I make slideshows using Photoshop Elements.

[Guest]

what's wrong with jacking off to porn in your laptop or TV (if you connect an electronic device to it)? seems like you get more options (vs. static print-outs) and more environmentally friendly.

I can only jack off in the prone position. Gotta have pictures next to my pillow as I'm "pretend fucking." No way I can jack off from a seated position.

[Kevin Slater]

Depends on the kind of porn. For gangbang porn, say, you'd probably want an all-in-one.

 

Kevin Slater

[+ MysticMenace]

I can only jack off in the prone position. Gotta have pictures next to my pillow as I'm "pretend fucking." No way I can jack off from a seated position.

 

lol, had to look up 'prone position,' and realized I have been doing the position for 2 decades. I thought I was weird for doing it (edited after first posting; perhaps I am still weird for doing it, but oh well ?‍♂️), but I love watching porn on my laptop in bed, if I really get into it, I hump my pillow crazy with the laptop in front me until my release (or two, or three)...

https://38.media.tumblr.com/ce6a8ed973059667e96a231c041ab703/tumblr_njti6xHQhj1u8r5tto6_540.gif

Edited December 2, 2020 by Guy Fawkes

[jjkrkwood]

lol, had to look up 'prone position,' and realized I have been doing the position for 2 decades. I thought I was weird for doing it (edited after first posting; perhaps I am still weird for doing it, but oh well ?‍♂️), but I love watching porn on my laptop in bed, if I really get into it, I hump my pillow crazy with the laptop in front me until my release (or two, or three)...

 

 

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[+ MysticMenace]

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I guess it is TMI...??

 

Was gonna have a smart-ass retort to this, but was too preoccupied doing what I just said above...

[jjkrkwood]

I guess it is TMI...??

 

Was gonna have a smart-ass retort to this, but was too preoccupied doing what I just said above...

 

Yeah, I guess that "morning wood" can be a bitch ? ?

[+ MysticMenace]

Yeah, I guess that "morning wood" can be a bitch ? ?

 

all good, I enjoy my morning routine. have u tried it though? just like this morning, was doing the above to this video, always with the attempt to sync the tempo and rhythm with the top to see if I can outlast them...for some reason I always lose ?‍♂️

 

but anyway, @Unicorn, maybe you can try this out while waiting for your printer to be delivered? who knows, maybe you'd be into it

[jjkrkwood]

all good, I enjoy my morning routine. have u tried it though? just like this morning, was doing the above to this video, always with the attempt to sync the tempo and rhythm with the top to see if I can outlast them...for some reason I always lose ?‍♂️

 

but anyway, @Unicorn, maybe you can try this out while waiting for your printer to be delivered? who knows, maybe you'd be into it

 

My morning routine is: pee, coffee & bagel, no computer porn before noon.... Just doesnt seem civil to masturbate before you start DRINKING...

[maninsoma]

Another idea: Unless you like to keep the print-outs, how about just buying a mini projector? You could project images to a wall near your bed. If your walls aren't white, you could buy a portable screen that can be put up just when you want to use it. Given the cost of ink jet supplies, this would likely be far more economical in the end than printing out every photo you want to look at. It would also have the added benefit of giving you a larger image, though unless you spend considerable money the clarity will obviously not be as good as a high quality photo print out of a much smaller size.

[+ honcho]

nother idea: Unless you like to keep the print-outs, how about just buying a mini projector?

 

You can now get a 48" OLED TV , which are capable of quite lovely 10-bit color, as an alternative to the projector idea ...

[jtwalker]

Get an iPad or other Tablet. Digital Paper

[+ MysticMenace]

My morning routine is: pee, coffee & bagel, no computer porn before noon.... Just doesnt seem civil to masturbate before you start DRINKING...

 

man, I need to simplify my morning routine. mine typically goes (more recently) like -

• remove CPAP from nose, turn off CPAP
  
• open laptop, check notifications on this forum, like or reply to posts where I think I can put some whimsy or smart-ass replies to it
  
• check RM for any missed RM messages
  
• check OF for any new updates or replies from creators and watch new content (and do post #7 if applicable)
  
• check boyfriend.tv for new content or go back to favorites (and do post #7 if applicable x2 or 3 depending on mood or horniness level)
  
• undress to go to bathroom
  
• pee, take a dump (or do both at the same time) - this takes a while, then wipe ass thoroughly
  
• wash hands at sink
  
• shower, poke finger into hole with body wash for good measure
  
• get out of shower and dry up
  
• comb hair (into style in my avatar)
  
• use earbuds to clean ears
  
• brush teeth
  
• open dryer (I know, am lazy) to get and put on underwear, socks, and undershirt
  
• get dressed
  
• put water in coffee mug and heat up in microwave for 90 seconds, put 3-in-1 instant coffee sachet into coffee mug and stir
  
• log onto computer
  
• start work
  

I can probably cut some stuff from this list, but I don't know if I should start it off with cutting bullets 2 thru 5. ?‍♂️

[jjkrkwood]

man, I need to simplify my morning routine. mine typically goes (more recently) like -

• remove CPAP from nose, turn off CPAP
  
• open laptop, check notifications on this forum, like or reply to posts where I think I can put some whimsy or smart-ass replies to it
  
• check RM for any missed RM messages
  
• check OF for any new updates or replies from creators and watch new content (and do post #7 if applicable)
  
• check boyfriend.tv for new content or go back to favorites (and do post #7 if applicable x2 or 3 depending on mood or horniness level)
  
• undress to go to bathroom
  
• pee, take a dump (or do both at the same time) - this takes a while, then wipe ass thoroughly
  
• wash hands at sink
  
• shower, poke finger into hole with body wash for good measure
  
• get out of shower and dry up
  
• comb hair (into style in my avatar)
  
• use earbuds to clean ears
  
• brush teeth
  
• open dryer (I know, am lazy) to get and put on underwear, socks, and undershirt
  
• get dressed
  
• put water in coffee mug and heat up in microwave for 90 seconds, put 3-in-1 instant coffee sachet into coffee mug and stir
  
• log onto computer
  
• start work
  

I can probably cut some stuff from this list, but I don't know if I should start it off with cutting bullets 2 thru 5. ?‍♂️

 

 

Shower ???? I knew I FORGOT something !

[+ MysticMenace]

Shower ???? I knew I FORGOT something !

 

lol, u sure that's the only thing u forgot? lmao

[marylander1940]

what's wrong with jacking off to porn in your laptop or TV (if you connect an electronic device to it)? seems like you get more options (vs. static print-outs) and more environmentally friendly.

 

as you I'd rather jerk off to a video but if I want to see pics I would do a slideshow with my favorites and full screen.

Edited December 2, 2020 by marylander1940

[Luv2play]

man, I need to simplify my morning routine. mine typically goes (more recently) like -

• remove CPAP from nose, turn off CPAP
  
• open laptop, check notifications on this forum, like or reply to posts where I think I can put some whimsy or smart-ass replies to it
  
• check RM for any missed RM messages
  
• check OF for any new updates or replies from creators and watch new content (and do post #7 if applicable)
  
• check boyfriend.tv for new content or go back to favorites (and do post #7 if applicable x2 or 3 depending on mood or horniness level)
  
• undress to go to bathroom
  
• pee, take a dump (or do both at the same time) - this takes a while, then wipe ass thoroughly
  
• wash hands at sink
  
• shower, poke finger into hole with body wash for good measure
  
• get out of shower and dry up
  
• comb hair (into style in my avatar)
  
• use earbuds to clean ears
  
• brush teeth
  
• open dryer (I know, am lazy) to get and put on underwear, socks, and undershirt
  
• get dressed
  
• put water in coffee mug and heat up in microwave for 90 seconds, put 3-in-1 instant coffee sachet into coffee mug and stir
  
• log onto computer
  
• start work
  

I can probably cut some stuff from this list, but I don't know if I should start it off with cutting bullets 2 thru 5. ?‍♂️

Gee, don’t you eat breakfast before starting to work? i couldn’t face the day before a complete meal after my morning ablutions.

[+ MysticMenace]

Gee, don’t you eat breakfast before starting to work? i couldn’t face the day before a complete meal after my morning ablutions.

 

As long as I have my coffee, I'm good for the most part. But more honestly, probably am just too lazy to make myself breakfast in the morning - my kinda breakfast is big - e.g., fluffy scrambled eggs with crispy bacon or sausage or a nice Benedict or McDonald's sausage burrito with hash browns.

[maninsoma]

You can now get a 48" OLED TV , which are capable of quite lovely 10-bit color, as an alternative to the projector idea ...

 

Yes, that surely would produce a much better image. I was attempting to offer an alternative that I thought was more practical, though. A small projector and screen (if necessary) could be stored when not in use. Not everyone would want a TV mounted on a wall by his bed and it would cost much more to buy a TV (probably $1000+ for an OLED set).

[+ Yellowrod]

lol, had to look up 'prone position,' and realized I have been doing the position for 2 decades. I thought I was weird for doing it (edited after first posting; perhaps I am still weird for doing it, but oh well ?‍♂️), but I love watching porn on my laptop in bed, if I really get into it, I hump my pillow crazy with the laptop in front me until my release (or two, or three)...

https://38.media.tumblr.com/ce6a8ed973059667e96a231c041ab703/tumblr_njti6xHQhj1u8r5tto6_540.gif

 

The prone was my favorite position when I was a young teen. Couldn't wait until I got to bed to hump that pillow. Needless to say my pillow was very stained and stinky.